16 Quotes About Primate

For the past few weeks, I've been struggling with feelings of loneliness (or at least that's what this blog post will be about). The truth is, I don't do well in situations where I am alone. I still think about my wife, and when I'm in a crowd, it's like my brain goes haywire to the point where someone might need to ask me something (that's why I tend to prefer quiet places like libraries). I've had some difficult experiences in the past few months; in fact, I'm still in mourning for a friend who passed away in late January Read more

That combined with my recent move to a new city have left me feeling unusually down. Loneliness is something that many people experience. Some are more prone to it than others.

It can be caused by specific events or even just being too busy. Regardless, if you are feeling lonely right now, here are some quotes that you can use to take your mind off things.

Never call anyone a baboon unless you are sure of...
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Never call anyone a baboon unless you are sure of your facts. Will Cuppy
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Much of human behavior can be explained by watching the wild beasts around us. They are constantly teaching us things about ourselves and the way of the universe, but most people are too blind to watch and listen. Suzy Kassem
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As I sit, my back leaning against a damp, moss-covered tree trunk, my eyes sweeping the canopy above, my ears straining to catch the crack of a distant branch that betrays an orangutan moving in the treetops, I think about how we humans search for God. The tropical rain forest is the most complex thing an ordinary human can experience on this planet. A walk in the rain forest is a walk into the mind of God. Unknown
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If we look straight and deep into a chimpanzee's eyes, an intelligent self-assured personality looks back at us. If they are animals, what must we be? Frans De Waal
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I’d been traveling in Asia long enough to know that monkeys there are nothing like their trombone-playing, tambourine-banging cousins I’d seen on TV as a kid. Free-living Asian primates possess a characteristic I found shocking and confusing the first time I saw it: self-respect. If you make the mistake of holding the gaze of a street monkey in India, Nepal, or Malaysia, you’ll find you’re facing a belligerently intelligent creature whose expression says, with a Robert DeNiro—like scowl, “What the hell are you looking at? You wanna piece of me?” Forget about putting one of these guys in a little red vest. Christopher Ryan
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Interestingly, bonobo percussionists prefer a tempo of 280 beats per minute, the syllabic rate at which most humans speak. Dr Susan Block
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When gorillas smell danger, they run around and call out to the rest of the primates in the jungle to warn them something evil is coming. And when one of their own dies, they mourn for days while beating themselves up in sadness for failing to save that gorilla, even if the cause of death was natural. And when one colony is mourning, their chilling echoes migrate to other colonies – and those neighbors, even if they are territorial rivals, will also grieve with them. When faced with a common danger, rivals turn into allies. And when faced with death, the loss of just one gorilla becomes the loss of the entire jungle. Suzy Kassem
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Why are there no nonhuman primates with an existing complex gestural language? One possible answer, it seems to me, is that humans have systematically exterminated those other primates who displayed signs of intelligence. Carl Sagan
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No existing form of anthropoid ape is even remotely related to the stock which has given rise to man. Henry Fairfield Osborn
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This is where the whole ape-descended thing reveals its worth, I thought madly. Sucks to be you, quadruped. Opposable thumbs - don't leave home without them. Ben Aaronovitch
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Our probable ancestors, Homo erectus and Homo habilis -now extinct- are classified as of the same genus (Homo) but of different species, although no one (at least lately) has attempted the appropriate experiments to see if crosses of them with us would produce fertile offspring. Carl Sagan
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A century ago, people laughed at the notion that we were descended from monkeys. Today, the individuals most offended by that claim are the monkeys. Jacob M. Appel
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One of the great commandments of science is, 'Mistrust arguments from authority'. (Scientists, being primates, and thus given to dominance hierarchies, of course do not always follow this commandment.) Carl Sagan
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Getting even was the basis of many primate semantic confusions, such as"expropriating the expropriators, " "an absolute crime demands an absolute penalty, " "they did it to me so I can do it to them, " and, in general, the emotional mathematics of "one plus one equals zero" (1 + 1 = 0).The primates were so dumb they didn't realize that one plus one equals two (1 + 1 = 2) and one murder plus one murder equals two murders, one crime plus one crime equals two crimes, etc. Robert Anton Wilson
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There’s nothing like a friendly handshake to establish social cooperation, but the bonobo handshake takes erotic politics to a whole new level. Dr Susan Block