35 Quotes About Police Procedural

If you’re a fan of TV police procedurals, then you’ll love our list of cop procedural quotes. We’ve compiled a great collection of quotes from the best shows like NCIS, SVU, Bones, and more. Here are some comedy and drama-inspired words of wisdom to keep you inspired and motivated to keep your cool in stressful situations.

Police officers are among the most corrupt people that I...
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Police officers are among the most corrupt people that I have encountered in life. Steven Magee
She had a face that had had lived a thousand...
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She had a face that had had lived a thousand stories and none with a happy ending. Jim McGrath
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The Democratic Party would like to be re-elected so that they can continue to uphold almost no Occupational Safety & Health Administration (OSHA) whistle-blower complaints, enforce hardly any police internal affairs allegations, and corrupt corporations with lobbyists can continue operating outside of the law. Steven Magee
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Corrupt and incompetent police officers have a long history of being protected by their colleagues, police internal affairs and the government. Steven Magee
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Great detectives are extremely rare. I believe they are the products of thousands of years of evolution. Their abilities to perceive and understand cannot be learned or taught. We can only wait for them to appear. It is unfortunate they are so few, and even more tragic that fewer still ever find their way into police work. Laurence Giliotti
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The problem with the so-called bloody surveillance state is that it’s hard work trying to track someone’s movements using CCTV — especially if they’re on foot. Part of the problem is that the cameras all belong to different people for different reasons. Westminster Council has a network for traffic violations, the Oxford Street Trading Association has a huge network aimed at shop-lifters and pickpockets, individual shops have their own systems, as do pubs, clubs and buses. When you walk around London it is important to remember that Big Brother may be watching you, or he could be having a piss, or reading the paper or helping redirect traffic around a car accident or maybe he’s just forgotten to turn the bloody thing on. . Ben Aaronovitch
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There is an intentional disregard for human health and safety in many government agencies that are tasked with protecting it. Steven Magee
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When you realize that incompetent police officers are harassing you, you need to call 911 and demand that a police supervisor be immediately dispatched to the scene. In the mean time you need to be video recording everything, as police officers are known for their blatant lies and fabrications. Steven Magee
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A Spanish poet, Antonio Machado, once said: ‘Dijiste media verdad. Dirán que mientes dos veces si dices la otra mitad.’”“ Translated means…”“ You told a half-truth. They’ll say you lie twice when you tell the other half. Unknown
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The police are often as corrupt as the corporate government that employs them. Steven Magee
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Police internal affairs is amongst the most corrupt departments that you will find in governments. Steven Magee
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…but his problem was infinity; his problem was time running along the x-axis versus stress running along the y-axis, and there never seemed to be time without stress. Stress was a constant. Andrew Barrett
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Police not enforcing laws results in a high crime rate that is formally reported as a low crime rate in police statistics. Steven Magee
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Far as I know, Legal Aid was invented to help poor people fight wrongs; [the criminals] are abusing the system, and the damned lawyers help them do it. They’re all sticking two fingers up at them who pay their taxes. And I’ll tell you sommat for free, Sir George, them who pays the taxes are eventually going to get fed up of it. Andrew Barrett
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It had been more or less the same for Jilly. Except that she had her parents there to field any phone calls, to accept the flowers at the door and pick up the cards that dropped like tears through the letterbox. She sat before her dressing table mirror in bra and pants and let time drip away, watching a face she didn’t recognise and feeling raw emotions eat away at the drugs she was on. The emotions were gradually winning. . Andrew Barrett
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People who go to jail breed people who go to jail. Andrew Barrett
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She smiled as though someone had just offered her, the oldest virgin in town, a fully functioning Kingsize Vibro vibrator and a deluxe inhibition bypass. Andrew Barrett
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If you want to kill serious crime, you have to kill serious criminals! Andrew Barrett
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I am not their f*****g entertainment. And I am not a f*****g hero! Given the choice, a hero would do exactly the same again. I wouldn’t. Okay? Andrew Barrett
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Like a submarine ejecting ballast, he bobbed to the surface as another sense pulled his eyelids all the way open like roller blinds in the old cartoons. Andrew Barrett
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He couldn’t read her these days; it was as though she’d been taken away from him, and in her place some alien had dropped a figure that looked like Alice, but was a cheap imitation of her with half the emotions missing or malfunctioning. Andrew Barrett
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She had known it was bad, call it a mother’s instinct, but she’d known this was the knock that was going to scoop her insides out and leave her barely able to stand; merely a shell with nothing good inside anymore. Andrew Barrett
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You must have been working very hard here, with so few distractions.” Mary’s eyes darkened and she looked away.“ Not quite as much as I hoped for. At times the loneliness and the unanswered questions can get overwhelming, like very loud voices echoing inside my head, just asking ‘why’ ‘who’ and making me think about my wasted life. Unknown
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If you have bought the law enforcement department, then you have done nothing wrong when you willfully break multiple laws. Steven Magee
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I have interacted with the police complaints and internal affairs division twice and both times I came away with the opinion that I was dealing with a blatantly corrupt group of people. Steven Magee
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As much as I'm turned on by your buff, sexy body pressing against mine, if you could please roll off of me, I'll get my guns. Alexa Grace
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Surrender is no guarantee that an armed police officer will not shoot you. Steven Magee
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Police intentionally murdering a mentally unstable person will always be unacceptable when there are numerous other non-lethal options available to them. Steven Magee
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The police have lost sight of the fact that they are public servants. Steven Magee
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Police officers seem nice until they start targeting you for stops, give you a bogus speeding ticket and write fake police reports about their interactions with you Steven Magee
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You know that when a police officer refuses to produce formal identification on request, they are probably engaging in some form of corruption. Steven Magee
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Corporate media rarely reports the fact that police internal affairs uphold hardly any complaints from the masses. Steven Magee
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Madmen, criminals, and rapists! Isn’t it fantastic? All the romantic proposals I’ve ever got from anybody. Somebody up there has an extremely dark sense of humour. Unknown
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Matthews asked:“ How intimate was your relationship with Dr. Miller?”“Intimate?” Phil still couldn’t grasp what they were asking.“ My colleague is asking if you’d ever had sex with Dr. Miller before that evening.” Jones added curtly. “I’ve never… We’ve never… We’re friends. We’d never had sex before that evening, and we didn’t have sex that evening either.”“ How do you explain your semen in her sheets then, Mr. Marshall? . Unknown