80 Quotes About Orgasm

The word orgasm comes from the Greek "a-", meaning “not,” and "orgasmos", meaning “climax” or “sexual pleasure.” Orgasm is the sudden, intense surge of sexual pleasure felt by a person during penetration. It can be experienced through sexual intercourse, masturbation, and other erotic activities. When we think about orgasm, we often imagine it as an explosive release of pleasure — but this is not always the case. There are many reasons for experiencing orgasm and they range from psychological and physical to cultural and religious.

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Smartass Disciple: Master, why should people love each other ?Master of Stupidity: Well, orgasm is felt better than kill each other. Toba Beta
We rehearse for the big death through the little death...
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We rehearse for the big death through the little death of orgasm, through erotic living. Death as transfiguration Peter Redgrove
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She's had a long life. Now she's going to the Lord." "Frankly it creeps me out a little when you say things like that, " Simon said. "It shouldn't. If you don't like 'Lord, ' pick another word. She's going home. She's going back to the party. Whatever you like." "I suppose you have some definite ideas about an afterlife." "Sure. We get reabsorbed into the earthly and celestial mechanism." "No heaven?" "That's heaven." "What about realms of glory? What about walking around in golden slippers?" "We abandon consciousness as if we were waking from a bad dream. We throw it off like clothes that never fit us right. It's an ecstatic release we're physically unable to apprehend while we're in our bodies. Orgasm is our best hint, but it's crude and minor by comparison. Michael Cunningham
The human population would probably be way less than a...
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The human population would probably be way less than a thousand, if ejaculation were not usually accompanied by an orgasm. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
The orgasm has replaced the Cross as the focus of...
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The orgasm has replaced the Cross as the focus of longing and the image of fulfillment. Malcolm Muggeridge
Assuming that all ‘unschooled’ people to lack education is akin...
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Assuming that all ‘unschooled’ people to lack education is akin to assuming that a salary is the only means to make money, or, that a vagina or a penis is the only source of an orgasm. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
I've had orgasms lasting longer than our relationship.
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I've had orgasms lasting longer than our relationship. Ahmed Mostafa
When they figure out how to bottle up orgasms and...
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When they figure out how to bottle up orgasms and sell them as a food additive, I'll be first in line. Nenia Campbell
It is still cheating, even if nobody comes.
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It is still cheating, even if nobody comes. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Orgasms are a myth. Like good credit scores.
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Orgasms are a myth. Like good credit scores. Kelly Moran
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This is an ode to life. The anthem of the world. For as there are billionsof different stars thatmake up the skyso, too, are there billions of different humans thatmake up the Earth.Some shine brighter but all are made ofthe same cosmic dust. O the joy of beingin life with all these people! I speak of differencesbecause they are there. Like the different organsthat make up our bodies. Earth, itself, is one large body. Listen to how it howlswhen one human isin misery. When one kills another, the Earth feels the pang in itschest. When one orgasms, the Earth craves a cigarette. Look carefully, these animals are beauty spots that make the Earth’s face lovelier and more loveable. These oceans are the Earth’s limpid eyes. These trees, its hair. This is an ode to life. The anthem of the world. I will no longer speak of differences, for the similaritiesare larger. Look even closer. There may bedistances between our limbs butthere are no spaces betweenour hearts. We long to be one. We long to be in nature andto run wild with its wildlife. Let us celebrate life and living, for it is sacrilegious to be ungrateful. Let us play and be playful, for it is sacrilegiousto be serious. Let us celebrate imperfectionsand make existenceproud of us, for tomorrow isdeath, and this is an ode to life. The anthem of the world. Kamand Kojouri
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It must be something voluntary, something self induced - like getting drunk, or talking yourself into believing some piece of foolishness because it happens to be in the Scriptures. And then look at their idea of what's normal. Believe it or not, a normal human being is one who can have an orgasm and is adjusted to society. It's unimaginable! No question about what you do with your orgasms. No question about the quality of your feelings and thoughts and perceptions. And then what about the society you're supposed to be adjusted to? Is it a mad society or a sane one? And even if it's pretty sane, is it right that anybody should be completely adjusted to it? . Aldous Huxley
Hey, don't you ever fake orgasms with me.
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Hey, don't you ever fake orgasms with me." She huffed. "I don't get why guys get so pissed when girls do that. Hell, your gender can fake an actual relationship. Suzanne Wright
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O woman, father says natural is beautifulso why do you redden your cheeks and blacken your eyes? Why do you remove the hair on your legsand draw them into your brows? Why do you hold your breathlest your stomach showand hold your fartlest they knowthat you’re a human? O woman, father says natural is beautifulso why do you straighten your hairto curl it nextand pretend to orgasm so they think you enjoyed the sex? Why do you dumb yourself downand push your breasts up? Why do you smile when you’re told toand love when you don’t want to? When? When will you stop, woman? Father says natural is beautifulbut that is doubtfulfor what does father knowhe’s only a fellow. Kamand Kojouri
It was masturbation, not willpower, that made it possible for...
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It was masturbation, not willpower, that made it possible for gazillions of women to walk down the aisle with their reputation and their hymen still intact. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Some women have been faking orgasms for so long that...
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Some women have been faking orgasms for so long that they sometimes fake one when they are masturbating. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A man cannot really be called (sexually) confident if he...
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A man cannot really be called (sexually) confident if he has never bought his woman a vibrator. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Some men do not know the father of 'their' children.
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Some men do not know the father of 'their' children. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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The primary goal of a righteous parent who has a daughter is to minimize the number of boys and men for whom their daughter will have willingly opened her legs come her wedding day; the closer to zero, the more righteous they will seem. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Some people are so sexually unattractive that the thought of...
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Some people are so sexually unattractive that the thought of masturbating turns them off. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Coco Chanel is said to have said that a girl...
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Coco Chanel is said to have said that a girl should be two things: who and what she is. I say a girl should do two things: what and who she wants. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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The fact that political ideologies are tangible realities is not a proof of their vitally necessary character. The bubonic plague was an extraordinarily powerful social reality, but no one would have regarded it as vitally necessary. Wilhelm Reich
No woman gets an orgasm from shining the kitchen floor.
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No woman gets an orgasm from shining the kitchen floor. Betty Friedan
Most sexually adventurous women want a man who regards cunnilingus...
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Most sexually adventurous women want a man who regards cunnilingus as a basic woman right. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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BEL-IMPERIA: Oh let me go; for in my troubled eyes Now may'st thou read that life in passion dies. H O R A T I O: Oh stay a while, and I will die with thee; So shalt thou yield, and yet have conquered me. Thomas Kyd
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Great spiritual teachers throughout the ages have stated that orgasm is the closest some people come to a spiritual experience because of the momentary loss of self. Why is this true? Because with spiritual sex, you move beyond orgasm into a connection with yourself, your partner, and the divine – recognizing them all as one. Alexandra Katehakis
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Sexual thrills are not all physical, and although Parlabane was an unlikely seducer, even on the intellectual plane, it was clear that his desire was, by this prolonged tickling, to bring me to an orgasm of the mind. Robertson Davies
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If your mind can move mountainsand swallow gods, Why does it worry with helpless yesterdays and unborn tomorrows? If it can vomit starsand walk on split hairs, Why must it follow the samepath to despair? Everyone will tell you:' An orgasm here is just as good. Kamand Kojouri
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She finally understood that sex was never about orgasms. Sex was merely a vehicle to achieve connection. It wasn't the destination that mattered - only the journey. Joshua Edward Smith
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Does she want me to cum? he thought. This was the frustrating part about vanilla sex. He never got to decide anything, and if he asked any question he would "ruin the moment." So it was all up in the air, never knowing exactly what the fuck was going on. Joshua Edward Smith
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Her cry was the saddest sound of orgasm that I had ever heard. Haruki Murakami
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The Female Orgasm. The Big O. That elusive, reclusive Loch Ness of the labia. Does it prove the existence of God, or just His twisted sense of humor? Kirstie Collins Brote
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Now? I'm just another female faking orgasms to make a man not feel so inadequate. Jess C. Scott
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If god is real, she put all of herself into this girl. she vowed to unleash a woman so violently herself, the sky would collapse every time she came to orgasm. Taylor Rhodes
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Sex is not an exam and you do not need an orgasm to pass. Merlyn Gabriel Miller
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Rachel moans, “Great. Well, he’s not the only one sexually frustrated.” I laugh. “Well, then get over these issues so you both can be relieved.”“ How’s Alex?” She raises an eyebrow at me.“ I’m sure fine, ” I say defensively. “I haven’t seen him in a few weeks.”“ Really? I thought he made a nightly appearance.” “Rachel, those dreams aren’t him. It’s my f’ed up brain replaying my memories as a form of torture.. Isabelle Joshua
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Ah, I love this; I love...your mouth on me.” He feels so good. Ah. His fingers replace his tongue. My emotions bubble up to the surface, screaming for release. I want to tell him how I feel. My eyes gloss with tears. I love him. I love you. I love you. Alex, I love you. Isabelle Joshua
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In an electroencephalogram… one of her seizures was almost identical to an orgasm.. Nothing happened during a seizure that couldn’t happen outside one, except that Roselyn was not in control of it and it happened all at once. Since then, she had experienced hundreds of orgasms and dozens of seizures and, though she didn’t come close to finding the latter nearly as entertaining as the former, it was always in her mind. In the midst of Dryden’s often machine gun lovemaking or her own considerably more directed and soft ministrations, it was always in the back of her mind at the moment of climax–this is a tenth of a seizure, this is a fifth of one. . Thomm Quackenbush
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Don’t forget guys, while I’m fucking, you can use my mouth anytime you want. Camilla Barret
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The last few strokes filled me with searing heat, electric pulses surging through my body and my soul, as our orgasms burst forth together, a million nerve endings suddenly flashing like twin rockets exploding fireworks, the multitude of sparks joining with a billion stars in the heavens above. Simone Freier
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Sam responded to my mental request, his leg tensing and relaxing, and then coming up against my sex, repeatedly, pounding, as I dropped onto him with furious desire. I pulled Sam to me, as I tensed every muscle in my body in one last spasm of agony, and found my glorious release. Then, I came a second time. I held Sam’s head and kissed him, coming a third time as Sam slowed the motion of his leg, and I finally collapsed against him, breathing heavily, fully spent. . Simone Freier
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We were in a state of suspended animation: Oblivious to the world around us, time seemingly standing still, and our perceptions focused only on a couple specific parts of our anatomy. In fact, only one part. My tongue seemed numb, but the feeling in my core was building in an incredible crescendo. Finally, my orgasm exploded. I heard myself scream, as if from another dimension. My head became light, and I thought I would pass out. Simone Freier
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The last few strokes filled me with searing heat, and electric pulses traveled through my body and my soul, as our orgasms burst forth together, a million nerve endings suddenly flashing like twin rockets exploding fireworks, the multitude of sparks joining with a billion stars in the heavens above. Simone Freier
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When inside of her, he’s beside himself. Crystal Woods
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When you remove love from sex you enter a mansion with many rooms shaded in nuance and excess, an invitation to peel away all conventions and programming. A chance to explore your hidden self. You shed something and clothe yourself in something else. Sex is the greatest of gifts. Orgasm a glimpse of perfection. Chloe Thurlow
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Forsaking all other thoughts, he rutted into her, in a fashion more animal than human. His eruption he held fast within, so that she squirmed against the sensation before accepting her own fall into oblivion, her walls pulsing to an echoing rhythm. from The Gentlemen's Club Emmanuelle De Maupassant
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When coming to sex: First served, first come. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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He kept one eye on Matt as he talked. He could tell Matt was close to orgasm by the way he title his head to the side and bit his lower lip. "And what about your partner, Mr. Tucker?" Troy asked. Chris raised his eyebrows in surprise and Mr. Waters gave him a greasy, unpleasant smile. "Does your partner cook?" Chris grinned as Matt came all over the red leather seat. "Actually, he makes a delicious white sauce. Ally Blue
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The feelings in love and the orgasm in sex are the supernatural powers inside every one of us. M.F. Moonzajer
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Some guys assume that they made this one girl orgasm by doing this one thing and now they do it to every woman they get with. If it doesn’t work on you, then something about you must be broken. Roberto Hogue
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You bitch, " I whispered, "I love you." Then I came. Charles Bukowski
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The most unfair thing about sex is that men are almost always guaranteed an orgasm. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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The second orgasm has a biblical connotation. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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The difference between a self-induced orgasm and an orgasm given by a man is like comparing a rainy day and a rain storm. Rain was a sure thing, you knew exactly what you were going to get: a clean and crisp, both sweet and refreshing experience. But rainstorms were unpredictable, they were riddled with surprises, messy and wet; they were something you had no control over. Madeline Sheehan
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Only the liberation of the natural capacity for love in human beings can master their sadistic destructiveness. Wilhelm Reich
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The pleasure of living and the pleasure of the orgasm are identical. Extreme orgasm anxiety forms the basis of the general fear of life. Wilhelm Reich
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For crying out loud, absurd things can happen, none of us is spared.” He reached out and gave her a soft pat on the back. “So screw it, lovey. Enjoy every second you’ve got and stop moping around.” - Intomesee Maha Erwin
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I knew it, ” she snapped. “You’re no different from all men. You’re just another jerk pretending to be single! I didn’t wanna wrap a lie into a Christmas present anyway. Maha Erwin
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She falls back like a dead weight. The red hair loosens from the hair band and spreads in the colorful surface of the pillows, her white body is in sharp contrast, the gleam in her bloodshot eyes becomes intense and shines. My aunt, lying like this, looks like a goddess in an orgasm, only that, inside, she is suffering. I close my eyes and breathe deeply. The same is happening to us, we're really disappearing. I think of the matter of our bodies, changeable, disappearing in the particles of the air while we breathe. In this room, everywhere, we are printed on the walls, in the air that settles on things. I breathe and look at her. I'm stuck in her. Pat R
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Such arguments remind me of a scene from Woody Allen's movie Manhattan, where a group of people is talking about sex at a cocktail party and one woman says that her doctor told her she had been having the wrong kind of orgasm. Woody Allen's character responds by saying, “Did you have the wrong kind? Really? I've never had the wrong kind. Never, ever. My worst one was right on the money.” Grace works the same way. It is what it is and it's always right on the money. You can call it what you like, categorize it, vivisect it, qualify, quantify, or dismiss it, and none of it will make grace anything other than precisely what grace is: audacious, unwarranted, and unlimited. Cathleen Falsani
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The "stiff, dead, retracted pelvis" is one of man's most frequent vegetative disturbances. It is responsible for lumbago as well as for hemorrhoidal disturbances. Elsewhere, we shall demonstrate an important connection between these disturbances and genital cancer in women, which is so common. Thus, the "deadning of the pelvis" has the same function as the deadening of the abdomen, i.e., to avoid feelings, particularly those of pleasure and anxiety. . Wilhelm Reich
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There's nothing like an orgasm to force a person to think--and more often than not, to think too much. Unknown
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A woman's voice ululated on the sound system, somewhere between an Islamic call to prayer and orgasm with a drumbeat. James S.A. Corey
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I lay on my side with my head on the pillows and looked out of the window; the blue of the sky was so clear it almost hurt. I felt it come again. I didn't cry much, just a few tears rolling down, wetting my eyes. I wondered about the cause. My thoughts lay embedded in sinews and skin, beyond my reach. Those of you who believe yourselves to be clean, without sin, without guilt, may cast the first stone. I saw myself under a heap of stones. . Unknown
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With tears of gratitude, I told him I had never had multiple orgasms before. From that moment on, I owned him. L.T. Graham
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Maybe he had become addicted after all–addicted to being the pivot point, to being as central as that crucial joint between copulating man and woman, but with a danger that did not know the bounds of orgasm. Victor Robert Lee
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I hate the thing is called enjoyment: Besides it is a dull employment, It cuts off all that's life and fire From that which may be termed desire; Just like the bee whose sting is gone Converts the owner to a drone. John Wilmot
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The pain of hunger beneath everything. At the end of all love-making, the dreamless sleep after the orgasm, which is like death. Christopher Isherwood
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Every time you have an orgasm an angel comes to life.. Chloe Thurlow
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The moment of orgasm is like the first dramatic moment of birth when you draw breath and scream out that you are alive. It is hard to imagine the moment when you fade back into the vacuum and draw your last breath. Chloe Thurlow
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Her heart did a backflip against her ribs. No, she told it. You do not fall for a necromancer whose orgasm sets the bed on fire. Jasmine Silvera
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As if reading her mind, he leaned into her again, pupils dark, irises glowing like a forest caught in the last rays of sun before dusk… “Do you want me to make you come?”“ Is that a trick question? Dianna Hardy
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You're the only woman in the world I want to be amazing in bed for or to give mind-blowing, multiple oragasms to. Katie Ashley
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Take your best orgasm, multiply the feeling by twenty, and you're still fuckin miles off the pace Irvine Welsh
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Because many people are confused by Kundalini’s real nature, we must do more to define it accurately, starting with what it is not. For example, it isn’t devil worship or a supernatural cult. Neither is it a religion nor a sect. It’s a biological process. You can’t be converted to Kundalini any more than you can be converted to a heart attack or an orgasm; they just happen. That’s the nature of biological processes: They just happen. J.J. Semple
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Because many people are confused by Kundalini’s real nature, we must do more to define it accurately, starting with what it is not. For example, it isn’t devil worship or a supernaturalcult. Neither is it a religion nor a sect. It’s a biological process. You can’t be converted to Kundalini any more than you can be converted to a heart attack or an orgasm; they just happen. That’s the nature of biological processes: They just happen. J.J. Semple
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Guns, she was reminded then, were not for girls. They were for boys. They were invented by boys. They were invented by boys who had never gotten over their disappointment that accompanying their own orgasm there wasn't a big boom sound. Lorrie Moore
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Trees were not hard, irritable things, but discreetly orgasmic beings moaning at a level too deep for our brutish ears. And flowers were quick explosive orgasms, like making love in the shower. Yann Martel
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It's almost relaxing to know I'll die fairly soon, as it's a comfort not to obsess about my next orgasm. Donald Hall