54 Best Opener Quotes And Sayings

I'd like to introduce a man with a lot of charm talent and wit. Unfortunately he couldn't be here tonight so instead .. . Melvin Helitzer
I do not stand on protocol. If you just call me Excellency it will be okay. Henry Kissinger
The number-one fear in life is public speaking and the number-two fear is death. This means that if you go to a funeral you're better off in the casket than giving the eulogy. Jerry Seinfeld
At the end of a long introduction: You omitted perhaps one thing - that in 1974 I had a hemorrhoidectomy. Howell Heflin
My father gave me these hints on speech making: Be sincere ... be brief ... be seated. James Roosevelt
A good speech like a woman's skirt should be long enough to cover the subject and short enough to create interest. I have been asked to give my address in the remaining five minutes. That I can do! Here it is: 10 Carlton Gardens London England. Lord Balfour
I sort of feel like Cindy Crawford's new husband on their wedding night. I know what's expected of me. I'm just not sure I've got the ability to make it interesting. Melvin Helitzer
If any of you are related to our main guest let me know so I can speak slowly. Wendy Morgan
As my mother used to say: "Mimic a duck act calm and unruffled on the surface but paddle like crazy underneath." Anonymous
Some people might say that I think too highly of you just because I worship the water you walk on. Anonymous
As Spinoza or someone very much like him once said .. . Judith Viorst
An evening like this would be empty without some reference to [politics] so let's just think of this as empty. Anonymous
Speeches are like steer horns - a point here a point there and a lot of bull in between. Evelyn Anderson
My job is to talk to you and your job is to listen. If you finish first please let me know. Harry Hershfield
I don't want to be patronizing. .. that means "talking down." Wendy Morgan
Speaker: I have only ten minutes and hardly know where to begin. voice in back: Begin at the ninth. Jacob Braude
After such an introduction I can hardly wait to hear what I'm going to say. Evelyn Anderson
I was chosen to speak due to my warm personality... . Look up warm and it means "not so hot." Anonymous
A speech that's full of sparkling wit will keep its hearer grinning provided its end is close to its beginning. Anonymous
It usually takes me more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech. Mark Twain