27 Quotes About Offspring

Being a parent is a challenging job. While some parents will attest that raising their kids is the most rewarding experience of their lives, others will say otherwise. Despite the varying opinions, raising a kid is a huge responsibility, and you can’t expect to do it alone. Raising children is an enormous task that requires lots of love, patience, support, and lots of time Read more

In this collection of offspring quotes, you’ll get some wisdom from some of the greatest parents in the world.

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Relax, having kids is years away. But can you imagine? Your brains, my charm, our collective good looks... then add in the usual physical abilities dhampirs get. It's really not even fair to everyone else. Richelle Mead
Adults who use big words in order to seem intelligent...
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Adults who use big words in order to seem intelligent are annoying, especially those who are not intelligent. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Many of the boys and men who are regarded as...
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Many of the boys and men who are regarded as immature by some females are so deemed merely because they do not want to get married someday … or soon. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Being a bad parent is a sign of not having...
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Being a bad parent is a sign of not having learned from experience. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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It still remains unrecognised, that to bring a child into existence without a fair prospect of being able, not only to provide food for its body, but instruction and training for its mind, is a moral crime, both against the unfortunate offspring and against society; and that if the parent does not fulfil this obligation, the State ought to see it fulfilled, at the charge, as far as possible, of the parent. John Stuart Mill
You just don’t allow time to while away but you...
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You just don’t allow time to while away but you take hold of time and make a demand on it to bring forth offspring. Sunday Adelaja
There would definitely be way fewer instances of cheating, if...
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There would definitely be way fewer instances of cheating, if the average couple did not have sex only when the woman feels like it. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Death would not surprise us as often as it does,...
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Death would not surprise us as often as it does, if we let go of the misbelief that newborns are less mortal than the elderly. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
There would be fewer absent fathers, if straight men were...
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There would be fewer absent fathers, if straight men were turned on only by women with whom they would not mind having children. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Most people who are would each not be in love...
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Most people who are would each not be in love with their partner, if they did not have the kind of genitals they have. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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The answer to the question ‘How many children do you have?’ and the one to the question ‘How many children are you raising?’ are not identical in all cases: some men are not taking care of their own children, some are knowingly or unknowingly raising other men’s children, and some do not even know that they each have a child, another child, or other children. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Our parents would not be ‘The best parents in the...
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Our parents would not be ‘The best parents in the world’ (to us) if they were not our parents. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
It is a sign of immaturity to believe that being...
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It is a sign of immaturity to believe that being older than someone (automatically) makes you more (mentally) mature than them. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Some men do not know the father of 'their' children.
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Some men do not know the father of 'their' children. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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In its various forms, so far as we know them, Love seems always to have a deep significance and a most practical importance to us little mortals. In one form, as the mere semi-conscious Sex-love, which runs through creation and is common to the lowest animals and plants, it appears as a kind of organic basis for the unity of all creatures; in another, as the love of the mother for her offspring–which may also be termed a passion–it seems to pledge itself to the care and guardianship of the future race; in another, as the marriage of man and woman, it becomes the very foundation of human society. And so we can hardly believe that in its homogenic form, with which we are here concerned, it has not also a deep significance, and social uses and functions which will become clearer to us, the more we study it. Edward Carpenter
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That’s why we must continue to support godly men and women who have dedicated their lives to Christian principles and to continuing those ideas in our offspring. Professors’ worldviews influence whatever they teach, from humanities to basic sciences, and what they think about God cannot be hidden from their students. James C. Dobson
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Despite progress witnessed elsewhere in the matters of heart, parents in this part of the world hadn’t quite come around to letting their adult offspring choose their lovers. Pawan Mishra
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We are offspring of God. Lailah Gifty Akita
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But Nita had always seen having a child as selfish. Why bring another soul into this world, she'd say, when there are so many out there that need our help? Ramez Naam
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A culture of vultures steeped and born of violence shall choke on the blood of its offspring. T.F. Hodge
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And the others too were beginning to remark in Swann that abnormal, excessive, shameful and deserved senescence of bachelors, of all those for whom it seems that the great day which knows no morrow must be longer than for other men, since for them it is a void of promise, and from its dawn the moments steadily accumulate without any subsequent partition among offspring. Marcel Proust
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Truth is the offspring of silence and meditation. I keep the subject constantly before me and wait 'til the first dawnings open slowly, by little and little, into a full and clear light. Isaac Newton
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The Spirit, and your soul are not the same things. The Spirit is God - the source. Your soul is God's imagination. T.F. Hodge
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We've got this weird dysgenic situation where we're basically just paying idiots to breed and taxing intelligent people to stay away from each other with anything remotely resembling fertility. Stefan Molyneux
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The red lipstick? It's supposed to signal fertility and readiness to mate. Just like the swollen red butt of a baboon. That tight-fitting little dress that shows off your curves? From the standpoint of evolutionary biology, big breasts represent a healthy mate who can feed a lot of offspring. That's why men are programmed to like big tits. When you show off your curves, what you're really doing is advertising to the whole world: "Look at me! I'm a healthy female! I'd be a perfect mate! Come mount me! . Oliver Markus
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Two imbecile parents, whether related or not, have only imbecile offspring. Charles Benedict Davenport