15 Quotes About Nose

It’s hard to tell which is the nobler quality - the ability to smell or the desire to be fashionable. Do you have an amazing sense of smell? If so, this collection of funny nose quotes will inspire you to live your best life. Life is long, and there are no guarantees that you or your nose will last forever. Spare yourself the pain by laughing at these funny nose quotes.

Well, in this world of basic stereotyping, give a guy...
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Well, in this world of basic stereotyping, give a guy a big nose and some weird hair and he is capable of anything. Frank Zappa
Tai tapped his left nostril. 'You know what this is,...
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Tai tapped his left nostril. 'You know what this is, Nakkoo? It's the place where the outside world meets the world inside you. Salman Rushdie
I know every book of mine by its smell, and...
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I know every book of mine by its smell, and I have but to put my nose between the pages to be reminded of all sorts of things. George Gissing
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It is scarcely the same thing to put a man on the moon as to put a bone in your nose. William Henry III
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If you don't smell good, then you don't look good. Katy Elizabeth
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I'm sorry, she thought. But she said nothing. I can't save you or anybody else from being dark. She thought of Frank. I wonder if he's dead yet. Said the wrong things; spoke out of line. No, she thought. Somehow he likes Japs. Maybe he identifies with them because they're ugly. She had always told Frank that he was ugly. Large pores. Big nose. Her own skin was finely knit, unusually so. Did he fall dead without me? A fink is a finch, a form of bird. And they say birds die. Philip K. Dick
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For some reason Canon Fenneau made me feel a little uneasy. His voice might be soft, it was also coercive. He had small eyes, a large loose mouth, the lips thick, a somewhat receding chin. The eyes were the main feature. They were unusual eyes, not only almost unnaturally small, but vague, moist, dreamy, the eyes of a medium. His cherubic side, increased by a long slightly uptilted nose, was a little too good to be true, with eyes like that. In the manner in which he gave you all his attention there was a taste for mastery. . Anthony Powell
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I say, `Woe to them that have a nose, a real nose, and come to look round the torture-chamber! Aha, aha, aha! Gaston Leroux
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Any nose May ravage with impunity a rose. Robert Browning
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Eating pizza is like having a little heaven in your nose. Wait, that's not what you eat pizza with. I always get it confused with pizza-pie. Will Advise
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The nose of a mob is its imagination. By this, at any time, it can be quietly led. Edgar Allan Poe
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I never had plastic surgery. I had a nose procedure done because I had to. I had no cartilage in my nose I have a piece of cartilage from my ear put into my nose. I had a medical procedure done. I have no plastic in my nose. Tamar Braxton
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I've considered having my nose fixed. But I didn't trust anyone enough. If I could do it myself with a mirror. Barbra Streisand
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I'm not a romantic lead. I have sticking-out ears and a little troll nose. Russell Tovey