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The only sea I saw Was the seesaw sea With you riding on it. Lie down, lie easy. Let me shipwreck in your thighs.Dylan Thomas
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I never loved another person the way I loved myself.Mae West
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Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go somewhere and read the book, I might have a little fun.Groucho Marx
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Good girls go to heaven and bad girls go everywhereHelen Gurley Brown
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If all the girls attending [the Yale prom] were laid end to end, I wouldn't be at all surprised.Dorothy Parker
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Would you like to sit?" Kellen asked her." You'd better do it soon, " Owen whispered close to her ear, "or I'm going to bend you over that table and break the club's no-penetration-in-the-lounge rule.Olivia Cunning
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Do you want me to ride you like a rented mule, or do you prefer to be Mr. Missionary Position? I'm fine with wither, so it doesn't matter to me.Katie MacAlister
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Accepting necessary conflicts for the sake of improving the lives of children is the only fundamental moral crusade that matters.Stefan Molyneux
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Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.Mae West
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Men are my hobby, if I ever got married I'd have to give it up.Mae West
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If just one person has done it, it can be done. by V.L. MarshallVerity Louise Marshall
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You know what, your imagination works faster than your mind.Simona Panova
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She was pleased to have him come and never sorry to see him go.Dorothy Parker
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We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.Lily Tomlin
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The hurt that troubled children create is never greater than the hurt they feel.L. Tobin
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I had a dream I named my boat after you. I love to raise your mast.Amanda Mosher
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I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better than anything else in the world.Oscar Wilde
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Wickedness is a myth invented by good people to account for the curious attractiveness of others.Oscar Wilde
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Love is a banana. First you peel it, and then you roll on the condom.
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Lucifer was engraving Nate’s name on a cage right now.Kelly Moran
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Did you want to change into something more comfortable?” Adrian asks with a raise in his eyebrows, breaking me out of my train of thought, but not away from naughty thoughts. I smack his knee. “I'm comfortable, but I know you're not.” He doesn't mind dressing up, but on most days I see him in casual clothes like screen-printed tees and hoodies.“ You're right, ” he says, tapping my knee lightly, standing up. As he walks toward the hallway, he slips his shirt off the rest of the way. I can't look away from the sight, even if it is only from the back. Damn. What is happening to me? Have I gone mad? Before I can tear my eyes away from him, he turns around. Judging by the look in his eyes, I've been caught. I have so been caught. Damn again. I didn't want him to see me practically drooling. It's too late for that now. He smirks. “You know, I could spend the rest of the night just like this.” He places a hand to the hard muscles of his chest. I clear my throat, trying really hard not to imagine my hand in place of his, and say, “If I'm wearing clothes, you're wearing clothes.”“ So if I'm not wearing clothes..” I grab a coaster from the coffee table and fling it at him. He catches it in his hand. “Just remember, all you have to do is say otherwise.Lilly Avalon
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Blood rushed to the regions of my body that I associated with naughtiness, and I was powerless to stop it.Kat Lowe
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He liked the girls, liked to hold them around the waist, felt like a man when he did. But as for talking with them, no, no! Then he felt as though he were dealing with another species of human being, in some cases a higher one, in others a lower. He secretly admired the weak, pale, little girl and had picked her to be his wife. That was still the only way he could think of a woman - as a wife. He danced in a very chaste and proper manner, but he heard awful stories about his pals, stories he didn't understand until later. They could dance the waltz backwards around the room in a very indecent way, and they told naughty stories about the girls.August Strindberg
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It was not very long afterwards that Michael woke up one morning with a curious feeling inside him. He knew, the moment he opened his eyes, that something was wrong but he was not quite sure what it was. "What is today, Mary Poppins?" He enquired, pushing the bedclothes away from him. "Tuesday, " said Mary Poppins. "Go and turn on your bath. Hurry! " she said, as he made no effort to move. He turned over and pulled the bedclothes up over his head and the curious feeling increased. "What did I say?" said Mary Poppins in that cold, clear voice that was always a Warning. Michael knew now what was happening to him. He knew he was going to be naughty. .P.L. Travers