14 Quotes About Motherhood Humor

Being a parent is one of the most amazing and fulfilling experiences of our lives. But like anything else, raising children can be challenging and overwhelming at times. These funny, happy, and inspiring motherhood quotes are here to help you make it through the tough stuff.

Having a kid is like an industrial revolution of the...
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Having a kid is like an industrial revolution of the emotions. Suddenly you can mass produce worry, and guilt. S.K. Tremayne
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Looking with his eyes? Seriously? What else would he look around with?” Trish nonchalantly uses her middle finger to scratch her temple. “Toddlers learn by making connections between the body part and the action.” Vince blinks. “Oh, so talking to a kid like that’s normal?” “Someday I hope to have a conversation where I don’t sound like a character from Star Wars.”“I can see how you’d look forward to that. Jess Molly Brown
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If we wear our nursing covers backwards like capes, then everyone can see we're breastfeeding superheroes. Cassi Clark
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I think I would scream too if someone violently jammed a big ass breast in my mouth. Cassi Clark
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The physical relief of having fully drained boobs cannot be overstated. Cassi Clark
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Heaven is the feeling of hand warmers on sore nipples. Cassi Clark
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Go hug a nursing mom -- but not too hard. Her boobs may hurt. Cassi Clark
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I can absolutely assure you that birth is nothing like holding an ice cube in your hand for a minute and breathing through the "pain. Cassi Clark
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In case you haven't heard, let me tell you now, babies do not come out knowing how to breastfeed. Cassi Clark
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If nursing were easy, there wouldn't be so many helpful products. Cassi Clark
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Though breastfeeding is supposed to the most natural thing ever, it seems like a rich-people sport for all the stuff we buy to help. Cassi Clark
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Successful breastfeeding take courage, resilience, patience, and support and it always has. If your partner or support group hasn't piled on the accolades for your heroism, then let them know you will expect oohs and has when you make it through the first two to three months (no matter how you got there) and your baby is happy and healthy -- because you are awesome! Cassi Clark
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A mother’s eyes are like God; impossible to get away from, they see everything. Matshona Dhliwayo