100 Quotes About Lazy

Really, these wizards! You'd think no one had ever had a cold before! Well, what is it?" she asked, hobbling through the bedroom door onto the filthy carpet." I'm dying of boredom, " Howl said pathetically. "Or maybe just dying. Diana Wynne Jones

I have a sense that God is unfair and preferentially punishes his weak, his dumb, his fat, his lazy. I believe he takes more pleasure in his perfect creatures, and cheers them on like a brainless dad as they run roughshod over the rest of us. He gives us a need for love, and no way to get any. He gives us a desire to be liked, and personal attributes that make us utterly unlikable. Having placed his flawed and needy children in a world of exacting specifications, he deducts the difference between what we have and what we need from our hearts and our self-esteem and our mental health. George Saunders

Your realm is an insane place. In Volaria, no-one goes hungry, slaves are no use when they starve. Those freeborn too lazy or lacking in intelligence to turn sufficient profit to feed themselves are made slaves so they can generate wealth for those deserving of freedom, and be fed in return. Here, your people are chained by their freedom, free to starve and beg from the rich. It's disgusting. Anthony Ryan

We, in the interest of the so-called progress, have been persuaded to leave the production and at times the cooking of our food to companies whose owners and employees make a living by exploiting our busyness or laziness and our innate hunger to continue living. Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Belief in God puts our life on autopilot. We know that someone up there is watching us and is in control. Losing our faith puts off the autopilot, we have to run it manually, and check if everything is alright for ourselves. No wonder religion has a wide appeal; most of us are lazy and would like a supreme being to be in charge Bangambiki Habyarimana

Those who see poverty looking for human slaves to capture, will tell you they saw him holding the handcuffs of laziness. Israelmore Ayivor

You gotta know when to be lazy. Done correctly, it's an art form that benefits everyone. Nicholas Sparks

Cell phones are certainly not necessary, and "but I'm from the digital age, this is what everyone in my generation is doing! " isn't a very good excuse for being hooked on a glowing screen 24/7. In the 1960's every teen of the times was tripping on acid and running off to find themselves in communes and love buses. It was a fad, there was no excuse for it and it passed, just like I think that this generation's "cell phones are necessary for socialization" fad will eventually pass. What will it bring afterwards? I don't even want to know, but I'll keep my fingers crossed and hope that it isn't anything else digital. . Rebecca McNutt

Thankfully, the nature of pain reminds us of what the ease of pleasure foolishly allows us to forget. Craig D. Lounsbrough

Mostly, what people mean by love is laziness. Amanda Craig

Assumptions are quick exits for lazy minds that like to graze out in the fields without bother. Suzy Kassem

I gather the last remnants of the evening’s breeze, so cool and lazy within my arms, feeling it curl up like a small and innocent kitten. Carew Papritz

When you are fired because of laziness, dare to fire back with the spirit of enthusiasm. Rise up at the same time and at the same place that you have fallen. You can’t give up! Israelmore Ayivor

Laziness is when your sleep overcomes your passion, not under the influence of drugs but under the control of excuses and procrastination! Israelmore Ayivor

Your knowledge is not a substitute for your passion. No matter how knowledgeable you are, when laziness takes the lead in your daily decisions, your knowledge becomes valueless! Israelmore Ayivor

The truth is we're all dying, the lie is we're all living. Anthony Liccione

Don’t be lazy. Hard work brings happiness. There is no other time to avoid being a lazy. Take that decision now. Kick laziness out. Israelmore Ayivor

It’s great to feel happy. Go, do what makes you feel happy. Do it shabbily and get shallow happiness; Do it hard and feel the hardest happiness! Israelmore Ayivor

The problem with the ‘herd’ is that our voice is never ‘heard’. Craig D. Lounsbrough

We live in the irradiated lazy indoor cancer society. Steven Magee

In the long run most short cuts are flawed - especially on journeys to 'so-called' success Rasheed Ogunlaru

If automating everything makes people lazier and lazier, and laziness leads to stupidity, which it does for most people, judging by the current content circulating the social networks everywhere, except North Korea, where they don’t have any internet to speak of - at some point the Japanese robots, for which a market niche is currently being developed, with no concerns on how they should be designed to act in society or outside it - will have no choice, but to take everything over, to preserve us from ourselves… . Will Advise

We make, see, and love films, not digitals. To convert all of our movies, home videos, theaters, photographs and television to digital would be like telling a painter to throw away his brushes and canvas for an I-Pad. Celluloid isn't just nostalgic, it's an art form and, like it or not, it's superior to digital. It lasts much longer, it provides grain and brighter colors, and it takes more effort so that it produces something wonderful. With the inferior binary codes, pixels and untested shelf-life of digital files, plus the fact that these days anyone with a digital camera, even a two-year-old, can make a video and pollute the world with self-photography and cat pictures, film has a lot more integrity and worth than digital. Rebecca McNutt

The distant sea, lapping the sandy shore with measured sound; the nearer cries of the donkey-boys; the unusual scenes moving before her like pictures, which she cared not in her laziness to have fully explained before they passed away; the stroll down to the beach to breathe the sea-air, soft and warm on the sandy shore even at the end of November; the great long misty sea-line touching the tender-coloured sky; the white sail of a distant boat turning silver in some pale sunbeam: - it seemed as if she could dream her life away in such luxury of pensiveness, in which she made her present all in all, from not daring to think of the past, or wishing to contemplate the future. Elizabeth Gaskell

Foolishness sleeps soundly, while knowledge turns with each thinking hour, longing for the dawn of answers. Anthony Liccione

Procrastination is not Laziness", I tell him. "It is fear. Call it by its right name, and forgive yourself. Julia Cameron

If you haven’t figured it out yet, an absolutely certain way to lose something as quickly as possible is to forget the privilege you have to possess it in the first place. Craig D. Lounsbrough

Loosers want it but only through the easy way. If action taking were like reading a story book, loosers would only love to open the picture pages Israelmore Ayivor

They call it "business" because it does not become successful by a person's "idleness". Go get busy if you want to do business; but be busy for the right reasons! Israelmore Ayivor

When you come across an excellent invention, what it should tell you is that someone used most of his sleeping time as his thinking time... and he kept doing the same until his good became better and his better became the best! Israelmore Ayivor

True blessing comes in the dress of sweats, never delaying to wave bye to the excuses and procrastination. True blessing lies in hard work! Israelmore Ayivor

Opportunity never arrives, it only walks by. Chance never comes, it only knocks at the door. Never think the success will jump into your palms; you must work for it! Israelmore Ayivor

If you really want succeed in what you do, obey this rule;... Wake up very early, go to bed lately... Occupy your time usefully! Israelmore Ayivor

Don't wait for people to dress your bed for you, do it yourself and you'll be glad to sleep and feel relaxed. Michael Bassey Johnson

Anytime you feel like you don't have any work to do, just look around. Look for what God had started doing and ask for his permission to assist him in doing it. Israelmore Ayivor

When time furtively slips like sand through the fingers and our memory becomes tired and lazy, we recognize we are at war. We are at war with forgetfulness. ("The past was her best friend" ) Erik Pevernagie

It's easy to make a mess when you're not the one who has to clean it up. Criss Jami

I saw myself as reviving a certain mode of life, a mode that had been almost lost: the contemplative life of the country gentleman, in harmony with his status and history. In Renaissance times they had called it sprezzatura. The idea was to do whatever one did with grace, to imbue one’s every action with beauty, while at the same time making it look quite effortless. Thus, if one were to work at, say, law, one should raise it to the level of an art; if one were to laze, then one must laze beautifully. This, they said, was the true meaning of being an aristocrat. Paul Murray

A lazy person will never grow wealthy. Sunday Adelaja

Most journeys are armchair calculations strategically charted in some reclined state that are designed to allow us to embark upon a grand journey without ever leaving the armchair. However, real journeys are absent of furniture. Craig D. Lounsbrough

The self can watch itself becoming lazy, or non-watchful; this is an asset that can make both for humor and profound well-being. Eli Siegel

Lack of self-confidence is, more often than not, simple laziness. We feel confused and uncertain because we do not know. But instead of making the effort to investigate, we procrastinate and worry. We tell ourselves we can't instead of learning how we can. If we used the mental energy we expend in worry and fear to get out and find out about what we do not know, we would see our self-confidence grow. Lack of self-confidence is not overcome by faith, but by action. It is a lack, not of certainty, but of effort. Too often we are certain that we can't before we give ourselves a fair chance. Laurence G. Boldt

These are the words of a fool: I am happy to be a fool, for i won't spend my time gazing at lines difficult to decipher, while my mates are drinking with glee. Michael Bassey Johnson

Your subservience makes me uncomfortable.” That pissed me off. “Then you shouldn’t pay people to do things for you. End of story. Erin McCarthy

Guess I am going to take a man-nap. Wake me up when there is food. Vann Chow

When you're working, some people relax and wait for the invisible right time, but when they see your fortune, they wake up and strategize an envious attack. Michael Bassey Johnson

Hollywood-Nobody's impressed by anybody because they're all too consumed with trying to cover up their own shortcomings. Hollywood is a microcosm of a world of lazy moral ideals and social indifference where every man is trying to convince himself he's a king. J. Matthew Nespoli

Diet food is for lazy people. IceT

Never underestimate the capacity of people to choose the easy way. William James Moore

The least effort is the feat most likely to be accomplished. Richelle E. Goodrich

Even the laziest person will fight for oxygen when drowning. J.R. Rim

People are lazy that’s why today’s technology is crazy. Santosh Kalwar

I will always choose a lazy person to do a difficult job because he will find an easy way to do it. Ziad K. Abdelnour

Laziness is the mother of all bad habits, but ultimately she is a mother and we should respect her Shikamaru Nara

Hard-work, perseverance and sacrifices will guide you to success. Being reckless, lazy and wayward will drag you to the pit. Moolesh.k.dindoyal

To merely blank the page and vaguely assume that 'religion' is the cause of all the world's problems is, on the contrary, an allegation brought about by nothing more than cognitive lethargy; it is when unburied, unpacked, and exposed but a stale conclusion and a misdirection for the one overwhelmed by centuries of sound theology, scholarly thought, and spiritual development. Criss Jami

I am well known by my friends to be a workaholic - to their often justifiable annoyance. I am therefore keenly aware that such behavior is at best slightly pathological, and certainly in no sense makes one a better person. David Graeber

What time is it?”“ One o'clock.” I nearly spit out some soda. “In theafternoon?”“ No. In the morning. Don't let that damnsunlight fool you. It lies. Glenn Bullion

Stay away from lazy parasites, who perch on you just to satisfy their needs, they do not come to alleviate your burdens, hence, their mission is to distract, detract and extract, and make you live in abject poverty. Michael Bassey Johnson

I'm lazy! I hate work! Hate hard work in all its forms! Clever shortcuts, that's all I'm about! Eliezer Yudkowsky

When you are pursuing your dreams, they will call you CRAZY because they are LAZY. They never know you are a HERO who just jumped away from step ZERO. Stay away from negative people; they will only pollute you. Israelmore Ayivor

Then there were long, lazy summer afternoons when there was nothing to do but read. And dream. And watch the town go by to supper. I think that is why our great men and women so often have sprung from small towns, or villages. They have had time to dream in their adolescence. No cars to catch, no matinees, no city streets, none of the teeming, empty, energy-consuming occupations of the city child. Little that is competitive, much that is unconsciously absorbed at the most impressionable period, long evenings for reading, long afternoons in the fields or woods. . Edna Ferber

A free nation of good willed and hardworking people will be better developed than a nation of lazy people with good will but are bound Topsy Gift

Gods must be crazy Flowers must be daisy Clouds must be hazy Winds must be lazy What else it could be… My heart must be in love lately… Heenashree Khandelwal

To be lazy is stupid, to be a muscle machine is a crazy thing... and how far we go or father we all the time can find disadvantages and it's own consequences. Deyth Banger

Lazy people live lonely lives. Habeeb Akande

It indicated to me, ' Jane replied with brutal candour, 'that you're some sort of good-looking, lazy layabout who drifts around the world sponging off people and he'd rather not let you get your hands on any proceeds from this house because you would blow it all–on, ' she gestured, 'whatever lazy layabouts blow their money on. Wine, women and... horses, probably, ' she finished disgustedly. Lindsay Armstrong

Can you fall for someone because you're lazy? Jodi Picoult

Being instinctively lazy, I see no point in working longer hours just to get out of debt ! L.G. Durand

You can not be lazy and expect everyone to like you. That will be injustice. Paul Bamikole

I like being brave well enough, but I will be a lazy coward again if you think that would be better. Peter S. Beagle

Lazy people, the truly lazy people live on information, strategies, ideas, plans and many other criticals, simply to spend one hour of hard work and make the rest feel like a breeze. Alan Rios

Obsessed is a word that the lazy use to describe the dedicated. Anonymous

Refuse to be a lazy Christian, and resist a passive, apathetic attitude. Joyce Meyer

I'm very, very lazy. I love to sit in a chair and look out the window and do nothing. Ingmar Bergman

Human nature is above all things lazy. Harriet Beecher Stowe

It's funny with jeans now, because if they don't feel like a pair of sweatpants, I don't have patience for them anymore! I think I'm becoming increasingly lazy. Claire Danes

I'm afraid of only two things: being lazy and being cowardly. I get up early in the morning and go to work. I love to write. David Mamet

The kitchen oven is reliable, but it's made us lazy. Jamie Oliver

There are no ugly women, only lazy ones. Helena Rubinstein

I know. I'm lazy. But I made myself a New Years resolution that I would write myself something really special. Which means I have 'til December, right? Catherine OHara

It doesn't matter if you're sad or hung-over or lazy or tired - a workout will get your endorphins pumping, and you'll feel like a new person almost instantly. Rachel Nichols

I'm not that lazy, but I don't need that much money. I lead a fairly simple life. Karl Pilkington

My dad is really just lazy. He has nothing, I feel, to offer this world. Sasha Grey