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I remember so many things [.. .] The problem is, only half of them are true .. . and the half which is true keeps changing places with the half which is false.Peter David
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Don't let your teeth make you lose respect by permanently keeping them opened for the sake of being friendly.Michael Bassey Johnson
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Are you an evolutionist? I’m an absurdist, ma’am. But let’s suppose evolution is true; what about the monkeys today? Why can’t we see them evolving? Are they still evolving?Harrison Wheeler
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If heaven was created only for the most stupid clown, then Mr Bean could have been the only righteous man on earth.Michael Bassey Johnson
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The principle of laughter and the carnival spirit on which the grotesque is based destroys this limited seriousness and all pretense of an extratemporal meaning and unconditional value of necessity. It frees human consciousness, thought, and imagination for new potentialities. For this reason, great changes, even in the field of science, are always preceded by a certain carnival consciousness that prepares the way.Mikhail Bakhtin
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There are so many ways to exit towards the Light, but with my luck, I'd be the one electrocuted by Diwali lights. Or the one who cracks her head falling off a footstool. I'd still be a jester, leaving the audience with a stitch in their sides.Amruta Patil