30 Best Jane Jameson Quotes And Sayings

Jane-Jameson is a fictional character in the film The Bad News Bears. She is portrayed by actress, Tatum O'Neal. Jane-Jameson quotes are inspirational because she is a mother who takes her role as a mother very seriously. Her love and care for her son makes her a very strong woman.

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I was just turned last week. I'm a librarian." He stilled, as if I'd just told him I was the inventor of the tube top. "I watched a movie about a librarian once. Well, she was a librarian by day, a call girl by--" I stopped him with a quick lift of an eyebrow. "If you finish that sentence, we cannot be friends. Molly Harper
My grandma Ruthie, Jettie's sister, had been married four times,...
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My grandma Ruthie, Jettie's sister, had been married four times, so many times I started calling every old man I saw at the grocery store Grandpa. Molly Harper
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You are the night."" I am the night, " I repeated." You are the night." I cocked my head, sending him a questioning look. "I am the night?"" Jane! "" Why is it that when you say my name, it sounds like a curse word? Molly Harper
Are you going to answer my questions, or do I...
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Are you going to answer my questions, or do I have to whack you with a stick until delicious candy surprises fall out? Molly Harper
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If looks could kill...well, Dick was already dead, so nothing would happen. But Gabriel was not laughing." See Dick, " Dick said, pointing at his chest. He then swept his hand dangerously close to mind. "Jane. Dick and Jane. Come on, you humorless jackass. That's funny. Molly Harper
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I fixed your car, " he said, tossing the keys from a jade dish on the little maple end table. I palmed them and eyed him speculatively. "You fixed my car?"" I have walked the earth for more than a century. I managed to pick up some skills along the way, " he said, before reluctantly adding, "and one of them is finding skilled mechanics." I smirked, leaning against the wall. "You almost had me there."" I supervised, " he insisted. Molly Harper
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And soon we were just rolling around on the ground, cursing and screeching and ripping out handfuls of hair. Without super hearing, I wouldn't have heard Zeb whisper, "This is the coolest thing I have ever seen."" Maybe they'll get muddy, " Dick said. "Please, Lord, let them get muddy. Molly Harper
Zeb was kindergarten teacher--a good one. I always thought it...
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Zeb was kindergarten teacher--a good one. I always thought it was because he was the same emotional age as his students. Molly Harper
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You want to stab me again, don't you?" He didn't look at all ashamed. "Think of it as testing the limits of your new abilities." I groaned. "I've created a monster."" I don't think someone who recently crawled from the grave should be throwing around labels like 'monster, '" he said, making sarcastic little air-quotes fingers. "It wasn't a grave, " I sniffed. "It was a comfy four-poster. Molly Harper
Leaving knots untied and scattering seeds to distract them will...
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Leaving knots untied and scattering seeds to distract them will only work on vampires with OCD. Molly Harper
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I always hoped for this spark of chemistry and compatibility, a flash of clarity to let me know that this was the guy, this was the time, so I should leg go and enjoy myself. But it never came. And by no small coincidence, neither did I. Molly Harper
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Why not? If you're not going to let me see you naked, we might as well be girlfriends."" You're a twisted little man."" Come on, Stretch, share with the class."" No! " I laughed." Prude."" Perv."" Schoolmarm."" Some other word that essentially means perv. Molly Harper
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Don't worry about being nervous. A lot of vampires have trouble with this from time to time. It happens to everyone."" If I was a forty-year-old man suffering from erectile dysfunction, that would be a great comfort to me, thanks. Molly Harper
Dick called, but he just left dirty voice-mail messages. Let's...
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Dick called, but he just left dirty voice-mail messages. Let's just say if I'm ever in the market for a massage involving canola oil and marabou feathers, I'm covered. Molly Harper
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Most of the people you read about being turned meet vamps in clubs or over the Internet...Ew, did you...?"" Yes, I met a vampire on the Internet, went to his evil love den, and let him turn me, because I'm that brainless. Molly Harper
I grabbed my purse, which was conveniently place by the...
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I grabbed my purse, which was conveniently place by the front door. Gabriel was such a considerate abductor/host. He even left the front door unpadlocked. Molly Harper
Idiot,
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Idiot, " I said, before grinning broadly and crushing his mouth to mine. "We need to pick new pet names for each other, " he muttered as I hefted myself up from the ground. Molly Harper
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Get the point?" I asked, offering the boys a triumphant smile. Gabriel, Zeb, and Dick stared at me, aghast. "What? Sarcastic postkill comeback. Isn't that what you're supposed to do in situations like this? Too harsh? Molly Harper
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I offered you a choice, and you took it." I shot him what I hoped was a truly scathing glare. "Some choice. I was dying. Some drunk shot me from a pickup. Why wouldn't I have just woken up with gonorrhea like every other girl of loose moral fiber? Molly Harper
She's your mother. I asked, Plus, you do look a...
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She's your mother. I asked, Plus, you do look a bit like her. When you're angry, you both get these tense lines around your mouth... Look, there they are. Molly Harper