59 Quotes About Introduction

Are you done briefing the company yet?"" We, um... Haven't gotten through the introductions yet."" Allow me: Time-traveling Kevyn Andreyasn, this is the mercenary company "Tagon's Toughs.""Company, this is the time-traveling Kevyn Andreyasn, who will have become your captain thirty-two hours from now, as of seven weeks ago. Now, quick. Let's go save the galaxy while they're confused. Howard Tayler

Do you mind? Just drape your arm around her shoulder. That's it. Yes this is good, Mr.Henshaw. Getting your picture taken with Daphne is a great way to introduce you to our set. Welcome to Santa Lucia! Barbara Jean Coast

He was thirty-six years old, and six foot three. He spoke English to people and French to cats, and Latin to the birds. He had once nearly killed himself trying to read and ride a horse at the same time. Katherine Rundell

The more people that meet each other, the better it is for all of them. ("The Gift Of God"). Fletcher Pratt

Cassie?”It’s Sammy, holding on to Ben, because he’s feeling the Ben thing a little more than he is the Cassie one at the moment. Who’s this guy falling from the ductwork, and what’s he doing with my sister?“ This must be Sammy, ” Evan says.“ This is Sammy, ” I say. “Oh! And this is–”“ Ben Parish, ” Ben says.“ Ben Parish?” Evan looks at me. That Ben Parish?“Ben, ” I say, my face on fire. I want to laugh and crawl under the counter at the same time. “This is Evan Walker.”“Is he your boyfriend?” Sammy asks. I don’t know what to say. Ben looks totally lost, Evan completely amused, and Sammy just damned curious. It’s my first truly awkward moment in the alien lair, and I’d been through my share of moments.“ He’s a friend from high school, ” I mutter. And Evan corrects me, since it’s clear I’ve lost my mind. “Actually, Sam, Ben is Cassie’s friend from high school.”“ She’s not my friend, ” Ben says. “I mean, I guess I kind of remember her…” Then Evan’s words sink in. “How do you know who I am?”“ He doesn’t! ” I fairly. Rick Yancey

I'd like to introduce a man with a lot of charm talent and wit. Unfortunately he couldn't be here tonight so instead .. . Melvin Helitzer

I do not stand on protocol. If you just call me Excellency it will be okay. Henry Kissinger

The number-one fear in life is public speaking and the number-two fear is death. This means that if you go to a funeral you're better off in the casket than giving the eulogy. Jerry Seinfeld

At the end of a long introduction: You omitted perhaps one thing - that in 1974 I had a hemorrhoidectomy. Howell Heflin

My father gave me these hints on speech making: Be sincere ... be brief ... be seated. James Roosevelt

A good speech like a woman's skirt should be long enough to cover the subject and short enough to create interest. I have been asked to give my address in the remaining five minutes. That I can do! Here it is: 10 Carlton Gardens London England. Lord Balfour

I sort of feel like Cindy Crawford's new husband on their wedding night. I know what's expected of me. I'm just not sure I've got the ability to make it interesting. Melvin Helitzer

If any of you are related to our main guest let me know so I can speak slowly. Wendy Morgan

As my mother used to say: "Mimic a duck act calm and unruffled on the surface but paddle like crazy underneath." Anonymous

Some people might say that I think too highly of you just because I worship the water you walk on. Anonymous

As Spinoza or someone very much like him once said .. . Judith Viorst

An evening like this would be empty without some reference to [politics] so let's just think of this as empty. Anonymous

Speeches are like steer horns - a point here a point there and a lot of bull in between. Evelyn Anderson

My job is to talk to you and your job is to listen. If you finish first please let me know. Harry Hershfield

I don't want to be patronizing. .. that means "talking down." Wendy Morgan

Speaker: I have only ten minutes and hardly know where to begin. voice in back: Begin at the ninth. Jacob Braude

After such an introduction I can hardly wait to hear what I'm going to say. Evelyn Anderson

I was chosen to speak due to my warm personality... . Look up warm and it means "not so hot." Anonymous

A speech that's full of sparkling wit will keep its hearer grinning provided its end is close to its beginning. Anonymous

It usually takes me more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech. Mark Twain

I'd like to tell you some jokes now but you'd only laugh. Milton Berle

The recipe for a good speech includes some shortening. Anonymous

I was told to be accurate be brief and then be seated.... So I promise I shall be brief as possible - no matter how long it takes me. Willard Pearson

Thank you for the privilege of speaking to you in this magnificent auditorium. You know the meaning of the word auditorium don't you? It is derived from two Latin words audio "to hear " and taurus "the bull." Larry Wilde

I was chosen to speak today based on my senility. Wendy Morgan

A toastmaster is a man who eats a meal he doesn't want so he can get up and tell a lot of stories he doesn't remember to people who've already heard them. George Jessel

I'm an idealist: I don't know where I'm going but I'm on my way. Carl Sandburg

We noticed a crasher at the bar - that shows what a real man he is - he's here to show he's not ticked for not being asked. Anonymous

Response to clapping: "Thank you for ovating." Anonymous

I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation. George Bernard Shaw

A bore is a man who spends so much time talking about himself that you can't talk about yourself. Melville Landon

Buffet: A French word that means "get up and get it yourself." Ron Dentinger

Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person. Mark Twain

On how to become a good speaker: Practice all the time. One of the best ways is to put a bunch of marbles in your mouth while you talk. Slowly but surely you take away a marble. And then when you've lost all your marbles you're a public speaker. George Jessel

Once you get people laughing they're listening and you can tell them almost anything. Herb Gardner

Goldie Hawn is funny sexy beautiful talented intelligent warm and consistently sunny. Other than that she doesn't impress me at all. Neil Simon

When I told her we were going to roast her she said "Of course. .. they only crucify the innocent." Anonymous

A lot of you want me to hurry through the introduction. That's because you're so much older you don't want to waste a minute of your life. Wendy Morgan

Even more exasperating than the guy who thinks he knows it all is the one who really does. Al Bernstein

We will then hear from the founder of the Mayo Clinic .. . Dr. Ted Clinic. Dave Barry

The first Rotarian was the first man to call John the Baptist Jack. H. L. Mencken

Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? All the rest of you if you'll just rattle your jewelry. John Lennon

As one skeleton said to the other - if I had any guts I'd get the heck out of here. Anonymous

Thanks for the nice introduction. Next to my resume that's the closest I'll ever come to perfection. Anonymous

We were worried that our main speaker wouldn't be able to make it tonight. But fortunately due to a hole in the prosecution's case .. . Anonymous

I thought I'd begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare but then I thought Why should I? He never reads any of mine. Spike Milligan

I hope you will excuse my being late. The person in this organization who gave me directions here has obviously heard me speak before. Anonymous

When I was preparing for this speech I asked my family for advice. One member replied "There's a first time for everything so try to be funny and brief." Anonymous

Most experts suggest that one should open with a joke. Obviously they've never heard me tell a joke. Anonymous

Good evening ladies and gentlemen. I'm pleased to be with you. (Pause) That concludes my prepared remarks. Anonymous

I'm moving down here .. . because some of you in the back might not be able to hear my talk .. . and that wouldn't be fair to those who can hear it. Anonymous

It has been discovered experimentally that you can draw laughter from an audience anywhere in the world of any class or race simply by walking on a stage and uttering the words "I am a married man." Ted Kavanaugh

This gathering is what I call "intimate " which really means "Where is everybody?" Tim Conway