100 Quotes About Insult

This funny collection of insult quotes will challenge you to think differently about what it means to be insulted. If you’re too busy to learn how to properly respond in this situation, you might want to check out our relationship tips and relationship books section.

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He who takes offense when no offense is intended is a fool, and he who takes offense when offense is intended is a greater fool. Brigham Young
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I used to think the world was broken down by tribes, ' I said. 'By Black and White. By Indian and White. But I know this isn't true. The world is only broken into two tribes: the people who are assholes and the people who are not. Sherman Alexie
You're so full of crap, you could pass for a...
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You're so full of crap, you could pass for a toilet. Kami Garcia
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I'm calm, " Rachel insisted. "Every time I'm around you, some monsters attack us. What's to be nervous about?"" Look, " I said. "I'm sorry about the band room. I hope they didn't kick you our or anything."" Nah. They asked me a lot of questions about you. I played dumb."" Was it hard?" Annabeth asked. Rick Riordan
I can only assume,
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I can only assume, " said Jace, "that mortal emotions amuse you because you have none of your own. Cassandra Clare
Next time I see you, remind me not to talk...
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Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you. Groucho Marx
I swear, talking to you is like talking to a...
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I swear, talking to you is like talking to a really good-looking and mildly stupid brick wall. Derek Landy
She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of...
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She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong. Mae West
I've seen more intelligence in the crotch lice of harem...
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I've seen more intelligence in the crotch lice of harem whores. Christopher Moore
We almost made it to thirty seconds without an insult....
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We almost made it to thirty seconds without an insult. I think we set a new record. Sherrilyn Kenyon
It is an insult to a wise person when his...
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It is an insult to a wise person when his motives for guiding are questioned. However, he understands that people aren’t used to free gifts and still helps them anyway. Charbel Tadros
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So, sweeting, why were you threatening to throw Tate out of the house? What did he say?” Leather brushed her chin as he tipped it up. Serious dark eyes met hers. “What did he say?” She glanced around; surely the footmen were too far away to hear. “He wanted to join us in our bed.”“ I’ll run him through.”“ No! Perhaps he only said it to goad you into a duel. Perhaps it was intended as a way to kill you.”“ It was an insult to you, love. That can’t be ignored.”“ And so you rush inexorably toward death. I don’t care if he stands on a Drury Lane stage and calls me a courtesan, I won’t have you risking your life. . Sharon Page
Some people will insult your intelligence by suddenly being nice...
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Some people will insult your intelligence by suddenly being nice or nicer to you once you make it … or they think you have. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
In general, poor is polite and rich is rude.
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In general, poor is polite and rich is rude. Amit Kalantri
The group of people that are insulting the society with...
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The group of people that are insulting the society with ungodliness are those that are out rightly known with ungodliness and those that try to mimic godliness. Sunday Adelaja
Your anger against every form of insult and oppression must...
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Your anger against every form of insult and oppression must be out of love. Sunday Adelaja
If you have experienced injustice and insulted by the ungodliness,...
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If you have experienced injustice and insulted by the ungodliness, then you are a candidate to stand against the same. Sunday Adelaja
When insulted by injustice, face it, stand up against it...
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When insulted by injustice, face it, stand up against it and demand your right and justice. Sunday Adelaja
Those who have been insulted by ungodliness and injustice could...
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Those who have been insulted by ungodliness and injustice could be in a good or better position to stand for or with those that are being insulted by the same. Sunday Adelaja
Your insult by the ungodliness and injustice in the land...
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Your insult by the ungodliness and injustice in the land is a force. Sunday Adelaja
If lawmakers in nations today refused to be bribed and...
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If lawmakers in nations today refused to be bribed and be corrupted by some larger-than-life leaders, the people will be less insulted and molested by ungodliness and injustice. Sunday Adelaja
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Actually, everyone, in one way or the other is being insulted by ungodliness and injustice, be it racial injustice, inequality, economic injustice, and the spread and campaign of ungodliness sweeping the land. Sunday Adelaja
Whenever you are being insulted by ungodliness and injustice, endeavor...
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Whenever you are being insulted by ungodliness and injustice, endeavor to speak against it, endeavor to stand up against it, and expect to see change. Sunday Adelaja
The afflicted are basically the majority or only set of...
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The afflicted are basically the majority or only set of people who are insulted by injustice in society today. Sunday Adelaja
To some extent, it is almost blasphemous to think that...
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To some extent, it is almost blasphemous to think that insult, anger and irritation could be a positive force. Sunday Adelaja
Our passion, even our insult, could be turned into a...
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Our passion, even our insult, could be turned into a blessing. Sunday Adelaja
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People who don’t feel insulted by the ungodliness and injustice around them do not do anything about it. Sunday Adelaja
It is those that are insulted by injustice that will...
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It is those that are insulted by injustice that will refuse to be silenced. Sunday Adelaja
A voice of one insulted by injustice will make others...
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A voice of one insulted by injustice will make others to be delivered from the same injustice. Sunday Adelaja
It is an insult to live in the fear of...
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It is an insult to live in the fear of darkness. Sunday Adelaja
Except among those whose education has been in the minimalist...
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Except among those whose education has been in the minimalist style, it is understood that hasty moral judgments about people in the past are a form of injustice. Jacques Barzun
Keep your heart pure. Overlook an insult.
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Keep your heart pure. Overlook an insult. Lailah Gifty Akita
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have five fingers,...
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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you. Gena Showalter
Do you never get exhausted being so wholly unbearable?
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Do you never get exhausted being so wholly unbearable? Tahereh Mafi
Otulissa swelled up to twice her normal size. 'Well, SPRINK...
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Otulissa swelled up to twice her normal size. 'Well, SPRINK ON YOUR SPRONK! Kathryn Lasky
I will not stand here to be insulted by you,...
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I will not stand here to be insulted by you, hedgepig, " Mangiz fumed." Then stand somewhere else and I'll insult you there, featherbag! ! Brian Jacques
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Lepida, has anyone ever told you that you're a cruel spiteful selfish slut?... You're vicious. You're unprincipled. You mistreat your slaves and abuse your daughter. And furthermore you're the worst, most neglectful, most criminal wife in Rome. I think we can go now. Kate Quinn
I'll be supposed upon a book, his face is the...
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I'll be supposed upon a book, his face is the worst thing about him. William Shakespeare
She was my friend because she was kind and funny...
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She was my friend because she was kind and funny but she had a face like two oysters fused together in a Star Trek matter transporter accident. Andrew Hinkinson
And since when is stealing people's possessions the call of...
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And since when is stealing people's possessions the call of God? you are all hypocrites who have suddenly come into power, and you don't know how to handle it Dalia Sofer
Captain Jibby looked at the door, clenched his teeth, and...
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Captain Jibby looked at the door, clenched his teeth, and worked his face into a scowl so fierce you would think the door had insulted his mother - which, for the record, it had not. Cuthbert Soup
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Since when are you so 'faithful'? just a couple of years ago you would show up in your tight jeans and borrow our car to pick up one of your five girlfriends. You think that beard makes you a man of God? Dalia Sofer
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You are Bellman, aren’t you? The genius who sent the sauna ape after me?” Harry nodded toward the Finn. Unknown
Your wit never ceases to underwhelm me.
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Your wit never ceases to underwhelm me. A.E. Kirk
You have a mind like the rings of Saturn. A...
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You have a mind like the rings of Saturn. A million miles wide and an inch deep. Kim Stanley Robinson
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For God to prove himself on demand, physically, would be a grave disappointment, and the strongest Christians should be considerably grateful that he chooses not to do so. The skeptic endlessly demands proof, yet God refuses to insult the true intelligence of man, the '6th sense', the chief quality, the acumen which distinguishes man from the rest of creation, faith. Criss Jami
Hoh, Boy!
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Hoh, Boy! " Freddy snorted, slapping his palm to his forehead. "I hope you never donate your brain to science. It would set civilization back fifty years. Bertrand R. Brinley
Free your life from the fangs of gossips by not...
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Free your life from the fangs of gossips by not associating yourself with them. Anyone who helps you to gossip about someone can also help someone to gossip about you. Israelmore Ayivor
When people complain of your complexity, they fail to remember...
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When people complain of your complexity, they fail to remember that they made fun of your simplicity. Michael Bassey Johnson
It's always the people who strive to find, and tell...
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It's always the people who strive to find, and tell you about one of your imperfections, that want to feel one step above you. The truth is their ten steps below you with nothing better to say. Ron Baratono
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If we desire to avoid insult, we must be able to repel it; if we desire to secure peace, one of the most powerful instruments of our rising prosperity, it must be known, that we are at all times ready for War. George Washington
The freedom of birds is an insult to me.
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The freedom of birds is an insult to me. Cormac McCarthy
- Where is Polonius?- In heaven; send hither to see:...
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- Where is Polonius?- In heaven; send hither to see: if your messenger find him not there, seek him i' the other place yourself. William Shakespeare
His Scotch bear-leader, Mr Boswell, was a butt of the...
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His Scotch bear-leader, Mr Boswell, was a butt of the first quality. William Makepeace Thackeray
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Sometimes, in rare occasions, when I see a man respects a woman, treats her like another valuable human being, uses a proper language when talking to her and does not consider her only as a sex-toy. I feel proud of being a man. I feel grateful of belonging to a gender category as he is. However, the feeling is soon gone after seeing how men in general talk about women, disrespect them and insult them any way they can. . Kambiz Shabankare
She is a peacock in everything but beauty!
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She is a peacock in everything but beauty! Oscar Wilde
Sweet wine makes drunk, sour wine (insult) is
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Sweet wine makes drunk, sour wine (insult) is "tetelestai". Life is not about what we have done and become, but how God to be fully glorified. Indonesia123
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A person who has the slightest fear of insult cannot be called a “Gnani” [the enlightened one] and a person who desires self-recognition [maan] is not a Gnani [the enlightened one]. Dada Bhagwan
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One does not like insults yet ironically he is an expert in insulting others. How can this be called a human-behavior? Dada Bhagwan
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A person with a large tuber of self-pride remains engrossed in the fear of, ‘Someone is going to insult me…someone is going to insult me’ or ‘From where can I get respect? From where can I get the respect? Dada Bhagwan
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After getting respect, one will get an equal amount of insult, if not in this life then the next. If you taste even the slightest of pleasure from this body-complex [pudgal], you will have to pay back an equivalent amount. Therefore become attachment-free (vitarag). Dada Bhagwan
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How can you tell whether the ego is there or not? You will know when someone insults you. If someone insults you, swallow (accept) it with understanding. Dada Bhagwan
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Self-serving-pride (swamaan) means to take precaution against being insulted. Dada Bhagwan
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He insulted me’ -this knowledge binds one with terrible demerit karma. Dada Bhagwan
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Your pride will be uprooted when a person who insults you appears to be your benefactor. The person who insults should be considered a benefactor, instead people get depressed when they are insulted. Dada Bhagwan
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In regards to maan (to seek importance from others), a man will become impudent if he keeps getting insulted up to a point. If he gets maan (importance from others) to a certain level, he grows stronger. And if he gets too much maan [praise], then his desire for it will come to end. Dada Bhagwan
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If one man gets excessive maan (importance from others) higher than a certain point, he will get tired of it, and if he gets excessive insults higher than a certain point, he gets agitated. Dada Bhagwan
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One will become shameless if he does not fear insults in the worldly life. And in nischay [determination in the spiritual life] if one does not fear being insulted, he becomes independent. Dada Bhagwan
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One cannot have the same love for getting insulted (apmaan) as he does for getting importance (maan), can he? He cannot love loss as much as he loves profit, can he? Dada Bhagwan
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Even if you insult him, he gives you his blessings; such a one only is the Gnani Purush [The enlightened one]! Dada Bhagwan
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For how long will insult hurt a person? For as long as he covets self-importance. For as long as one covets temporary [non eternal] things. Dada Bhagwan
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{She] ain’t got the sense God gave a goat. Pam Hillman
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History, as taught by schools, has white washed the drunkenness out of the past. It has minimized the influence of drugs on history's great thinkers, and covered up the impact of prostitution and insults on human development. Robert Evans
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...baby, it's never an insult to be called what somebody thinks is a bad name. It just shows how poor that person is, it doesn't hurt you. So don't let Mrs Dubose get you down. She had enough troubles or her own. Harper Lee
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Cultural and religious traditions that forbid cross-cultural unions prevent peace on earth. Instead of rejoicing that our sons and daughters are heart-driven and love other humans outside of their familiar religious, social or cultural domains, we punish and insult them. This is wrong. Honor killings are not honorable by God. They are driven by ignorance and ego and nothing more. The Creator favors the man who loves over the man who hates. If you think God will punish you or your child for allowing them to marry outside of your tribe or faith, then you do not know God. Love is his religion and the light of love sees no walls. Anybody who unconditionally loves another human being for the goodness of their heart and nothing more is already on the right side of God. Suzy Kassem
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What is a whore?" Unsurprisingly, that hadn't been one of the words we had shared over the last span of days. For half a moment I considered lying, but there was no way I could manage it. "He says your mother is a person men pay money to have sex with." Tempi turned back to the mercenary and nodded graciously. "You are very kind. I thank you. Patrick Rothfuss
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You, you insolent brazen bitch–you really dare to shake that monstrous spear in Father’s face? Homer
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Sister?” Jessie Kay scowled. “Do I really look like his sister? I clearly come from grade- A stock while his ancestors made a few poor choices along the way. Gena Showalter
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Thinking before taking actions is useful only if you are going to take action, otherwise you are wasting time and insulting your mind. Amit Kalantri
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A lion does not flinch at laughter coming from a hyena. Suzy Kassem
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It is very normal for one ugly weed to not want to stand alone. Suzy Kassem
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A gorilla does not budge from a banana thrown at it by a monkey. Suzy Kassem
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I've never understood why the majority of human curses and insults refer to the erotic sphere. Sex is wonderful and associated with beauty, joy and pleasure. How can the names of the sexual organs be used as a vulgar synonym for ̶ Andrzej Sapkowski
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I do not understand this man, " [Tempi] said. "Is he attempting to buy sex with me? Or does he wish to fight? Patrick Rothfuss
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The biggest insult to any parent is a child that lives up to society standards and not his or her full potential. Unarine Ramaru
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Women, porn assets, whether they know it or not, are objects They are whores. These whores deserve to be dominated and abused. And once men have had their way with them, these whores are to be discarded. Porn glorifies the cruelty and domination of sexual exploitation in the same way popular culture, as Jensen points out, glorifies the domination and cruelty of war. It is the same disease. It is the belief that “because I have the ability to use force and control to make others do as I please, I have the right to use this force and control.” It is the disease of corporate and imperial power. It extinguishes the sacred and the human to worship power, control, force, and pain. It replaces empathy, eros, and compassion with the illusion that we are gods. Porn is the glittering façade, like the casinos and resorts of Las Vegas, like the rest of the fantasy that is America, of a culture seduced by death. Chris Hedges
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Rap is supposed to motivate, humours, address societal issues & personal feelings, and also liberate me through art, not insult our women. Unarine Ramaru
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There is a way of reacting to insult that gives people the impression that you want more. I don't know what it is, but I seem to have mastered it. Joyce Rachelle
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As cliché as it might sound, I'd rather lose than win by cheating. The latter is a much deeper, more personal loss in that one is admittedly whispering to himself his lack of competence. His cheating then begets more cheating, as he is ever-privately, ever-subconsciously insulting himself; thus, gradually deteriorating any remaining confidence. Criss Jami
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Do u sometimes feel dumb or duffer are inadequate words to describe some people? How about DUMFER? EverSkeptic
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Anyone that says his mind will be probably regarded a fool, but the true artist is not moved by the comments about the looks of his painting or remarks that are dreadfully sarcastic, but hearken now! That he who says what others want to hear hasn't said anything of his own. Michael Bassey Johnson
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These are the few ways we can practice humility: To speak as little as possible of one's self. To mind one's own business. Not to want to manage other people's affairs. To avoid curiosity. To accept contradictions and correction cheerfully. To pass over the mistakes of others. To accept insults and injuries. To accept being slighted, forgotten and disliked. To be kind and gentle even under provocation. Never to stand on one's dignity. To choose always the hardest. Mother Teresa
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When you say nasty things about people, you should never say the true ones, because you can't really fully and honestly take those back, you know? I mean, there are highlights. And there are streaks. And then there are skunk stripes. John Green
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The times might be unpleasant, repulsive. The ghastly chaos, the abhorrent uncivility might be intolerable, might force us into argument or leave us panic-stricken. On such occasions people build within themselves a conviction, that the world outside is diabolical. The whimsical insults test our level of endurance causing us to plead for mercy, wanting us to be pitied than exploited and victimized. Often this grief and shame form a delusion within us that there no longer exists good in this world, that good people are fictitious and that goodness has lost its definition altogether. But such is not true because there are still people who are virtuous, unselfish, willing to help and possessing the ability of restoring our faith in humanity, to disregard them, their presence would be as heinous as the deeds of the people who are unlike them. The times might be unpleasant, repulsive but we’ll come out it, unharmed and liberated. . Chirag Tulsiani
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In my mind, Martha, you are buried in cement right up to your neck. No… right up to your nose… that’s much quieter. Edward Albee
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Don't let your teeth make you lose respect by permanently keeping them opened for the sake of being friendly. Michael Bassey Johnson
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Simply minding one's own business is more offensive than being intrusive. Without ever saying a word one can make a person feel less-than. Criss Jami
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No matter how valuable you are and your ideas, fools will certainly play both of you down, so exclude yourselves from the inflammatory environs of fools. Michael Bassey Johnson
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Don’t be too fast to highlight the weaknesses of other people. That is the quickest way of exposing your own weaknesses. Israelmore Ayivor
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The table that cannot stand upright, is an insult to the carpenter who makes it. God made us perfectly; so when we refuse to carry out the functions we were created for, our father loses the glory He deserves! Israelmore Ayivor