70 Quotes About Idiot

The best kind of person you can be is the kind of person other people wish they could be. You show people how to be themselves, and they shine. You show them the way, and they go. These are some of the funniest quotes about idiots.

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Any intelligent person knows that life is a beautiful thing and that the purpose of life is to be happy, " said my father as he watched the three beauties. "But it seems only idiots are ever happy. How can we explain this? Orhan Pamuk
Are you an idiot, or an idiot?' Gargarin hissed.' The...
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Are you an idiot, or an idiot?' Gargarin hissed.' The first one. I really resent being called the second. Melina Marchetta
...There are too many idiots in this world. And having...
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...There are too many idiots in this world. And having said it, I have the burden of proving it. Frantz Fanon
Hundreds of wise men cannot make the world a heaven,...
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Hundreds of wise men cannot make the world a heaven, but one idiot is enough to turn it into a hell. Raheel Farooq
Belief is a wonderful way to pass the time until...
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Belief is a wonderful way to pass the time until the facts come in. Carl R White
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They will hate you if you are beautiful. They will hate you if you are successful. They will hate you if you are right. They will hate you if you are popular. They will hate you when you get attention. They will hate you when people in their life like you. They will hate you if you worship a different version of their God. They will hate you if you are spiritual. They will hate you if you have courage. They will hate you if you have an opinion. They will hate you when people support you. They will hate you when they see you happy. Heck, they will hate you while they post prayers and religious quotes on Pinterest and Facebook. They just hate. However, remember this: They hate you because you represent something they feel they don’t have. It really isn’t about you. It is about the hatred they have for themselves. So smile today because there is something you are doing right that has a lot of people thinking about you. Shannon L. Alder
They say even death can't cure an idiot.- Ririn
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They say even death can't cure an idiot.- Ririn Tite Kubo
I don't eat friggin' lobster or anything like that. Because...
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I don't eat friggin' lobster or anything like that. Because they're alive when you kill it. Nicole Snooki Polizzi
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There is no quarrel between science and spirituality. I often hear people of science trying to use it to prove the nonexistence of the spiritual, but I simply can't see a chasm in between the two. What is spiritual produces what is scientific and when science is used to disprove the spiritual, it's always done with the intent to do so; a personal contempt. As a result, scientists today only prove their inferiority to the great founding fathers of the sciences who were practitioners of alchemy. Today's science is washed-out and scrubbed-down and robbed of everything mystical and spiritual, a knowledge born of contempt and discontent. Or perhaps, there are a few who wish to keep those secrets to themselves and serve everyone else up with a tasteless version of science and the idiots of today blindly follow their equally blind leaders. C. Joybell C.
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Y’all might as well come on out, ” I said. “I know you’re there. I can smell you.”“ Smell me? But I just took a shower this morning! ” an indignant voice drifted out of the shadows. There was a loud sound, like someone was getting smacked upside the head. Then another voice let out a low mutter.“ Shut up, idiot. Jennifer Estep
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Don't be afraid of being scared. To be afraid is a sign of common sense. Only complete idiots are not afraid of anything. Unknown
Boy, did she love those idiots.
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Boy, did she love those idiots. Emory R. Frie
There are four kinds of people to avoid in the...
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There are four kinds of people to avoid in the world: the assholes, the asswipes, the ass-kissers, and those that just will shit all over you. Anthony Liccione
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In the natural sciences, some checks exist on the prolonged acceptance of nutty ideas, which do not hold up well under experimental and observational tests and cannot readily be shown to give rise to useful working technologies. But in economics and the other social studies, nutty ideas may hang around for centuries. Today, leading presidential candidates and tens of millions of voters in the USA embrace ideas that might have been drawn from a 17th-century book on the theory and practice of mercantilism, and multitudes of politicians and ordinary people espouse notions that Adam Smith, David Ricardo, and others exploded more than two centuries ago. In these realms, nearly everyone simply believes whatever he feels good about believing. . Robert Higgs
Idiots emit bogons, causing machinery to malfunction in their presence....
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Idiots emit bogons, causing machinery to malfunction in their presence. System administrators absorb bogons, letting machinery work again. Charles Stross
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But it is infamous that they have not told you! ’ declared Eustacie. ‘Je n’en reviendrai jamais! ’‘ If it’s all the same to you, miss, I’d just as soon you’d talk in a Christian language, ’ said Mr. Stubbs. Georgette Heyer
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Idiots are of two kinds: those who try to be smart and those who think they are smart. Raheel Farooq
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When your madness is creative and necessary, people will not notice the fact that you are crazy. Michael Bassey Johnson
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His mind It says survival of the fittest but His soul Revival of the idiots So good riddance, dancing Criss Jami
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It's very simple. Liars initiate, haters carry forward, fools spread, idiots believe and mindful void. Aditya Ajmera
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He is an idiot, " I said. "One who thinks he's a genius/ They're the most dangerous kind."" No, the most dangerous kind are the ones with power, " he said. Aimee Carter
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The real problem of the world is that the number of the current idiots is much greater than the intellectuals of the past decade all together. Kambiz Shabankare
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If a fourteen year-old can deliver your message, it's not because he's gifted. It's because intellectually, you're a child. Bill Maher
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Religion- made by men to rule women, children and idiots! Vardan Hambardzumyan
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I believe that here on this planet there are people on the future and the last thing they will say won't be "We are from the future". Even they won't said, there aren't idiots! Deyth Banger
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I'll make a book on learning how to be a complete moron someday, and I'm sure no one will buy it, because everyone will have mastered that already by the time I gather enough moronism to process it into digestible upgrade instructions for your average village cyborg-idiot. Will Advise
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Have you ever noticed that idiots have a lot of friends? It's just an observation. Markus Zusak
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That’s the problem with any ‘simple truth’–it always takes a gaggle of complete idiots or a team of all-knowing geniuses to miss it. Ali Sheikh
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People are not embracing collectivism because they have accepted bad economics. They are accepting bad economics because they have embraced collectivism. Ayn Rand
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When people lack true culture or are devoid of innovative ideas, they speak about wine, various brands of alcoholic beverages, or the quality of soap. Dimitris Mita
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Three things lit her match without fail–abusive assholes, idiots who didn’t use their turn signals, and unannounced shifters moving in on her territory. Katherine McIntyre
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I fear the day that technology will surpass our human interaction. The world will have a generation of idiots. Albert Einstein
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The kind of man who wants the government to adopt and enforce his ideas is always the kind of man whose ideas are idiotic. H.l. Mencken
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Oh, no, no, you've got that all wrong. You're not required to respect elders. After all, most people are idiots, regardless of age. In tribal cultures, we just make sure that elders remain an active part of the culture, even if they're idiots. Especially if they're idiots. You can't just abandon your old people, even if they have nothing intelligent to say. Even if they're crazy. Sherman Alexie
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I'm all in favor of the democratic principle that one idiot is as good as one genius, but I draw the line when someone takes the next step and concludes that two idiots are better than one genius. Leo Szilard
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It's all right if people think we are idiots. It's all right if we lie face down on the earth. It's all right if we open the coffin and climb in. Robert Bly
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Ol, ol you have learnt something new, didn't you?? So you are saying it again and again with smile like we are an idiots, but my question is did you understand it? Do you know what did you said, so you big peace of shit say something more to impress us, because this doesn't impress us. Deyth Banger
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It's better to dance like a fool, than to stand around like an idiot. Oliver Gaspirtz
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People can turn into idiots if they're alone for long enough. (Mum) Fredrik Backman
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When Jim Donell thought of something to say he said it as often and in as many ways as possible, perhaps because he had very few ideas and had to wring each one dry. Shirley Jackson
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Them Frenchies! ’ ‘Unchristian, that’s what I call ’em, ’ responded Mr. Stubbs severely. ‘I fair compassionate that wench. Georgette Heyer
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And she didn't judge nobody. She loved everyone equal- accountants, queers, musicians, she welcomed us all, said we were all idiots just the same. Ruta Sepetys
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By passing your GCSEs you prove that you’re not an idiot… But by passing your A levels you prove that you’re smart Ben Mitchell
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I’ve been surrounded by nitwits my entire life. Chelsea Ballinger
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Im.’ The monosyllable was heavy with contempt. ‘’E’s a twat.’‘ Is he?’‘ Yeah, ’e is. Ask Kieran.’She gave the impression that she and Kieran stood together, sane, dispassionate observers of the idiots populating Lula’s world. Robert Galbraith
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I wonder how Japan's futuristic robot doctors will treat the worst and most widespread disease humanity already has - artificially lowered IQ. Making people stupider makes them buy more stuff — so “How many robots can you afford?” will be the big question of one of the following decades, unless we go back to Communism and produce everything for the sake of it, for free. Will Advise
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Haruhi: This is a sibling squabble, not a fight to the death! You're both wrong, and acting like idiots only proves it! Bisco Hatori
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Braith turned and saw three of her cousins sunning themselves on boulders. Like lizards. Lizards in human form.“ What are you doing?” Braith asked.“ Enjoying the suns, ” replied one.“ It gives our scales a lovely bright hue, ” said another. Braith blinked. “Except you’re all in your human form. So how does that help your scales?” They stared at her for several seconds before one stated, “You’re a bit of a know-it-all, aren’t you?”“ How is that .” Braith shook her head. She wouldn’t go from arguing with one idiot to arguing with three. G.A. Aiken
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The only guaranteed way to be a genius is to surround yourself with idiots. Ziad K. Abdelnour
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Remember, life is too short to be spent dancing with idiots. Carew Papritz
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Don't be an idiot - Idiots repeat as for my opinion to repeat is a useless process better check out one book it's not possible to learn everything and use everything it's insane. But you can do one thing, focus on the important stuff which have impressed you, use them - delete the book, make an essay and think on this few days you can think and check out some other books, videos and so on and so on.. If you didn't get it, okay then listen again until you get it.. It's imporntant to don't repeat and to understand it!. Deyth Banger
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I don’t care what other people think about me. Most people are idiots, and they can think whatever they want. Unknown
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Real comedy is not when you laugh at an idiot, it's when the idiot laughs at you. Raheel Farooq
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Most people are idiots Christopher G. Nuttall
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Social media: a fine tool for radicalised idiots to find each other, a promised land for the pub bores and Champ Man anoraks of the nation. Andy Heaton
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If idiots could fly, the sky would be like an airport. Laura Davenport
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Then he launches himself at me with a roar, and I let him take his shot. It’s weak, like he is. Like all bullies really are. That’s why they’re bullies. Because they’re insecure idiots who try to make themselves feel better. Erin Watt
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People are hard to be understand, full of lies, full of corupt, if you want a friendship with them is like to have a friendship with nothing. But nothing isn't a possibility of the ability, people you can go 40..50 years studying them and what you will find is that you are old and they are new and more and more stupid. I find somebody who can I trust, it's my computer who else??? It's too clever, I need to hang out with clever people not with idiots! . Deyth Banger
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World is so full of idiots that you can't even imagine to escape. The only solution is isolation. But it still spares one! Raheel Farooq
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Jefferson and Washington had no idea these idiots would exist, otherwise they would not have made killing illegal. Anonymous
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To every rule there is an exception–and an idiot ready to demonstrate it. Don't be the one! Vera Nazarian
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- Boys my age are boring. They have nothing to say and half of them seem like complete idiots. I was going to say that they didn't improve with age but didn't want to spoil her illusions. Unknown
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Our business is infested with idiots who try to impress by using pretentious jargon. David Ogilvy
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My concern with religion is that it allows us by the millions to believe what only lunatics or idiots could believe on their own. That's not to say that all religious people are lunatics or idiots. It's anything but that. Sam Harris
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If we tried to write about politics, you'd realize that we're all a bunch of idiots. Mark Hoppus
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I think audiences can relate to the guys I'm playing, those large-and-in-charge idiots. Or maybe I just make them feel better about who they are, or who they're dating. Rob Riggle
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Passion makes idiots of the cleverest men, and makes the biggest idiots clever. Unknown
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Only idiots refuse to change their minds. Brigitte Bardot
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My dad was a slightly stricter version of Richard Dawkins. The worldview was that there are idiots out there who believe in Santa Claus and fairies and magic and elves, and we're not joining that nonsense. Alain De Botton