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How initially 'to get her in the sack' and subsequently to avoid 'her giving you the sack' are not identical dilemmas faced by the male species, but they sure have a bizarre habit of being bedfellowsAlex Morritt
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Little people make tall claims. As being this-that avatar or messiah. Some even say they're God. Well, if they are, I'm their grand-pop.Fakeer Ishavardas
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I call her Google because she got everything I have been searching for.Genereux Philip
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I call her Google, Because she got everything I'm searching forGenereux Philip
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Love is relentless, and so am I ;)Keisha Keenleyside
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Were I but perfectly normal, I would just not be.Fakeer Ishavardas
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Life is difficult and those who make us laugh are angels.Wayne Gerard Trotman
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There are a number of rules that should be observed when one meets royalty, ranging from what one can say and when, to where one should stand, when one can sit, even where one should look. Sindy bobbed a nervous curtsy and, before being introduced, blurted out an invitation to come inside whilst looking John directly in the eye.F.D. Lee
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I m not funny, really m not ! ! ! I just tell people the truth, and then they start laughing and say haha you are funny...but seriously m not! ! !Shashankbisht
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Had a cold hummus with pita bread, Under a delicious food, yellow or red. Might just have the appetite to cook Urgent dinner by hook or crook. So that's just a humus humor spread.Ana Claudia Antunes
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Lipstick?" He arched a brow." I'm on the hunt for my perfect shade, " I respond, deGena Showalter
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Today I plan to smile a lot, only so people who know me will be freaked the fuck out.R.D. Ronald
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I think therefore I am not sure.Ljupka Cvetanova
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I love you silly 'holy' book. Here's hoping everybody un-reads it.Fakeer Ishavardas
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The perfect body protects its owner from disease, gives birth to amazing new people and stops your bones from falling out. The end.Heather Hill
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What a glorious day!Lailah Gifty Akita
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An atheist is a person who has nobody to blame when he screws up.Fakeer Ishavardas
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The codfish lays ten thousand eggs. The homely hen lays one. Codfish never cackles to tell you what she has done. And so we scorn the codfish, while the humble hen we prize, which only goes to show you that it pays to advertise!Nikhil Sharda
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I have to tell you the truth. But you are too ugly for it.Fakeer Ishavardas
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Even Dionysus's welcome-home speech wasn't enough to dampen my spirits. "Yes, yes, so the little brat didn't get himself killed and now he'll have an even bigger head. Well, huzzah for that. In other announcements, there will be no canoe races this Saturday....Rick Riordan
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Being funny is actually all about thinking "what if ?" in a creative way.Shashankbisht
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Hey, religious nuts! Please do not grow up. Just go up!Fakeer Ishavardas