66 Guy Quotes And Sayings

Guys are a stubborn lot. It can be quite a challenge to get through to them. They aren’t always the best listeners, because they think they know better, or that they know what’s going on in your life better than you do. But there are some things you can say to help them open up and hear what you have to say Read more

Think about it: if you don’t talk to them, they won’t talk to you!

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If he’s not calling you, it’s because you are not on his mind. If he creates expectations for you, and then doesn’t follow through on little things, he will do same for big things. Be aware of this and realize that he’s okay with disappointing you. Don’t be with someone who doesn’t do what they say they’re going to do. If he’s choosing not to make a simple effort that would put you at ease and bring harmony to a recurring fight, then he doesn’t respect your feelings and needs. “Busy” is another word for “asshole.” “Asshole” is another word for the guy you’re dating. You deserve a fcking phone call. . Greg Behrendt
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Let’s start with this statistic: You are delicious. Be brave, my sweet. I know you can get lonely. I know you can crave companionship and sex and love so badly that it physically hurts. But I truly believe that the only way you can find out that there’s something better out there is to first believe there’s something better out there. What other choice is there? Greg Behrendt
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You picked a lemon, throw it away lemonade is overrated. Freaks should remain at the circus, not in your apartment. You already have one asshole. You don’t need another. Make a space in your life for the glorious things you deserve. Have faith. Greg Behrendt
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Girls get screwed. Not that kind of screwed, what I mean is, they're always on the short end of things. The way things work, how guys feel great, but make girls feelcheap for doingexactly what they beg for. The way they get to play you, all the while claiming they love you and making you believe it's true. The way it's okay to gift their heart one day, a backhand the next, to move on to the apricotwhen the peach blushes and bruises. These things make me believe God's a man after all. Ellen Hopkins
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Nonetheless, when it finally ended and the hairdressers left and Tess insisted upon pulling her to the mirror, Fire saw, and understood, that everyone had done the job well. The dress, deep shimmering purple and utterly simple in design, was so beautifully-cut and so clingy and well-fitting that Fire felt slightly naked. And her hair. She couldn’t follow what they’d done with her hair, braids thin as threads in some places, looped and wound through the thick sections that fell over her shoulders and down her back, but she saw that the end result was a controlled wildness that was magnificent against her face, her body, and the dress. She turned to measure the effect on her guard - all twenty of them, for all had roles to play in tonight’s proceedings, and all were awaiting her orders. Twenty jaws hung slack with astonishment - even Musa’s, Mila’s, and Neel’s. Fire touched their minds, and was pleased, and then angry, to find them open as the glass roofs in July.‘Take hold of yourselves, ’ she snapped. ‘It’s a disguise, remember? This isn’t going to work if the people meant to help me can’t keep their heads.’‘ It will work, Lady Granddaughter.’ Tess handed Fire two knives in ankle holsters. ‘You’ll get what you want from whomever you want. Tonight King Nash would give you the Winged River as a present, if you asked for it. Dells, child - Prince Brigan would give you his best warhorse. Kristin Cashore
He doesn’t have to love your CD collection. He doesn’t...
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He doesn’t have to love your CD collection. He doesn’t have to love your shoes. But any good, mature guy better make an attempt to love your friends and family–especially when they’re great. Greg Behrendt
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You can always evaluate a man's character by the way he speaks about his ex girlfriends and other women. When entering a new relationship or getting close with a new guy, make sure you take notice of the language he uses when referring to other girls Miya Yamanouchi
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These guys may not talk too much about relationships, but they sure do blush at telling moments, don’t they? Maybe that’s the key to understanding the opposite sex; I could invent a science, call it blushology. Jody Gehrman
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It was just my reality, to never have a boy be interested in me romantically for more than one random moment. Like a TV show you don't like but you end up watching anyway, because there's nothing else on. Siobhan Vivian
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Alec licked his spoon, then set it on the table and popped his drink open. "Okay, I may be breaking some kind of girl bonding rule or something, but can I offer you a guy's perspective on this?" I frowned, my spoon halfway to my mouth. "Is this gonna make me want to hit you?" He shrugged. "Maybe. But it's the truth. Here goes: kissing back is an instinct. Unless the girl smells like a sewer or has tentacles feeling you up independently, a guy's first instinct is to kiss back. That's how it works. What's important is how long that kissing back lasted. So..how long?. Rachel Vincent
Isn't it funny that they say most girls have daddy...
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Isn't it funny that they say most girls have daddy issues, when really, every dude does? Amy Schumer
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Girls like guys to be a challenge. It gives them some mold to fit in how they act. Like a mom. What would a mom do if she couldn't fuss over you and make you clean your room? And what would you do without her fussing and making you do it? Everyone needs a mom. And a mom knowns this. And it gives her a sense of purpose. You get it? Stephen Chbosky
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Does that new man in your life call his ex "a slut", "a whore", "a bitch", "psycho" , "crazy", "a nutter" etc etc. Chances are, whatever he's calling his ex right now, he'll be calling you when things don't go his way. Be warned. Miya Yamanouchi
Ladies, you have a ton of power if you just...
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Ladies, you have a ton of power if you just understand the fundamental differences between men and women and unaffectedly play by the rules. Julieanne OConnor
My feeling on the subject of sex with a man...
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My feeling on the subject of sex with a man is - don't give it up unless you're willing to give him up. Not in the beginning. Sex is power! Julieanne OConnor
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There will be a time when love is beautiful and passionate and nothing else will exist but you and the person you love, and a time when love hurts so badly that you will wish you wouldn't wake up. I say this. Always, always, always approach love with the heart of the angel you were born with. Julieanne OConnor
Marry for love. But also choose to marry a man...
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Marry for love. But also choose to marry a man or woman who you love that treats you with the ultimate respect for your expression of who you are at your very core. Julieanne OConnor
To love without ownership, to love with total trust and...
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To love without ownership, to love with total trust and faith in that very love, to love with the same faith you have that your heart will keep beating moments from now, that is the ultimate love. Julieanne OConnor
Life is surreal. When you step back and really take...
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Life is surreal. When you step back and really take a look at it, the irony is absolute. Julieanne OConnor
We will all experience the judgment of others when we...
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We will all experience the judgment of others when we fall in love. Love with your whole being anyway. Julieanne OConnor
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There are guys who grow up thinking they'll settle down some distant time in the future, and there are guys who are ready for marriage as soon as they meet the right person. The former bore me, mainly because they're pathetic; and the latter, quite frankly, are hard to find. But it's the serious ones I'm interested in, and it takes time to find a guy like that whom I'm equally interested in. I mean, if the relationship can't survive the long term, why on earth would it be worth my time and energy for the short term?. Nicholas Sparks
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For you the guy should be the one who will look like the God among the guys. Amit Kalantri
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A peaceful world is only the world of handsome guys and beautiful ladies. M.F. Moonzajer
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Ethan gave me an admiring look that wasn't about sex, but about that guy moment when they realize you are not just another pretty face, but maybe, just maybe you can be cute, petite, and one of the guys all at the same time. Laurell K. Hamilton
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A beautiful woman can have almost any man she wants. A rich man can have almost any woman he wants. Oliver Gaspirtz
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Guys have a mental calendar of days in the week, and below the days are empty boxes. On days when they have sex, the box gets a checked. The check mark means all is good and right in the world. An empty box means...not that. Colleen McCarty
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Leave it to a dude to roll in with your technique, but use a jackhammer instead of jeweler’s screwdrivers. Roberto Hogue
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Y'know when your dog drags its butt across the carpet leaving a stain- It's not as easy as it looks..."
 Josh Stern
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A man's level of "toughness" (as assessed by other men), will determine whether or not his girlfriend will get hit on by other guys right in front of him in public places. If you're deemed a "p*#%y" by other guys and they want your girlfriend, even in your company she'll be considered "fair game". Miya Yamanouchi
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Guys, you don't have to act "manly" to be considered a man; you are a man, so just be yourself. You don't have to prove your masculinity to anyone. Miya Yamanouchi
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Guys are accessories, until one proves he's an necessity. Source Unknown
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I don't think much about guys from the past. I'm glad I knew them, but there's a reason they didn't make it into my future. Lorraine Zago Rosenthal
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I don’t think much about guys from the past. I’m glad I knew them, but there’s a reason they didn’t make it into my future. Lorraine Zago Rosenthal
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I really think guys only need two pairs of shoes. A nice pair of black shoes and a pair of Chuck Taylors. Mindy Kaling
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In her experience, there were only two kinds of guys: the ones into sports and the ones into video gaming. It seemed guys had to be obsessed with something, whether it was watching a game or playing in it or keeping some weird collection related to it. Victoria Kahler
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He was like her favorite type of candy, she realized, a bit sour at first but all sweetness in the long run. Admittedly .. . that tartness was part of the allure all along. Victoria Kahler
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... male company, sheer complicit male company: the complicity of males which is like, indeed is, a kind of complicity in crime, in chauvinism, in getting away with things, in just gluttonously enjoying the present even if hell is all around. Iris Murdoch
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...You won't even see what is put right on the table before you. Men. If it was raining soup you'd be out there with a fork. Robin Hobb
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Women who say that they have met the most amazing guy in the world are only saying that because they haven’t lived with them yet. Heather Chapple
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I do not know anything about ‘all the good guys are taken’ but I certainly know none of the beautiful girls are virgin. M.F. Moonzajer
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It seems the guys who are best at sex approach it with the serenity of a Buddhist monk. They are never going to beg for it and when the time is right (and all signs point to yes), then they take charge masterfully and completely. Roberto Hogue
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Ladies and gentlemen, when you paint your lips, eyes, nails, hair, side-beards, or whatever, to look beautiful or handsome, don't forget your up stairs, if you don't go up there to put things in order, then, consider the former attributes null and void. Michael Bassey Johnson
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Some guys like to undermine a girl's self-esteem with little verbal jabs. Eventually it all adds up. One bee sting doesn't hurt a horse, but enough bee stings can kill a horse. Oliver Gaspirtz
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Look. I don't expect you to spill your guts to me. Your business is your business. Dress how you want to dress. Let people wonder. Fuck 'em."I smile. Solo raised a finger. "But you've got to stop looking for a fight every time someone makes a comment. High school sucks for everyone." I feel my smile fade, and I sit back in the chair. "It kind of feels like you're defending those guys." Solo shrugs. "There will always be guys like Jim Vickers. But I'm not going to let them stop me from doing what I want. And neither should you. . Jeff Garvin
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There's always that one guy who gets a hold on you. Jess Rothenberg
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I hate people in general, but you guys are cool with me. Edward M. Wolfe
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These intellectual guys don't like to have an intellectual conversation with you unless they're running the whole thing. J.d. Salinger
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Facebook is that successful guy you’re supposed to want to date, but you can’t keep your mind off the beautiful freak in the corner. Twitter is my freak. Jennifer Harrison
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Lesson learned: Don’t ever put a guy up on a pedestal. It’s too easy for him to tip over and fall off. Kate Madison
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If a guy likes you, he will not just fight for you. He will also fight the rest of the guys who were hoping to take his place. Franzie Gubatina
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Wise people make trails and paths, clever walk on them - stupid people can't decide. Deyth Banger
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I totally bought you as a girl, " says Marisol. "I'll double check with Frances later, but by the sounds of things, you seem to have no balls. Dana Reinhardt
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Girls with their legs crossed, girls with their legs not crossed, girls with terrific legs, girls with lousy legs, girls that looked like swell girls, girls that looked like they'd be bitches if you knew them.. You figured most of them would probably marry dopey guys. Guys that always talk about how many miles they get to a gallon in their goddam cars. Guys that get sore and childish as hell if you beat them at golf, or even just some stupid game like ping-pong. Guys that are very mean. Guys that never read books. Guys that are very boring. . J.d. Salinger
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Guys who fuck a lot of women are happy motherfuckers but, girls who fuck a lot of guys are miserable. Unknown
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Just because someone is a girl doesn't mean she can't be tough and practical and have adventures. That's the way most girls are-until they get around guys. Then guys make them act all stupid. Candace Bushnell
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But no guy was worth being a girl guys cheated with. LeighAnn Kopans
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Why just order a pizza, when you can get a restraining order for the delivery guys, make them come to you, sue them, and get all the profit? Will Advise
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And I wanted Jordan, because if he wanted me back it would mean I wasn't ordinary. A guy like him wouldn't settle for that. Vikki Wakefield
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Older guys have too much emotional baggage. They’ve already lived their lives. Edmund White
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Most people which died poor or rich or other types of people knew something they written it and in the near future when they revive they will somehow reach to this knowledge and will start looking from this view... Deyth Banger
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You are ass and I like class. I like diamonds, you are a glass. You brown mouse, I like black cats. You boy pussy but i like tom cats. Just because you got the dance, don't think you stand a fucking chance. Salman Rushdie
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Guys who know how to use a blowdryer... Their hair is too long! Mallory Hopkins
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Sometimes I wish I was a guy. Life’s so much easier for them. Cath Crowley
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Movies portray men as tough guys. Geoffrey Canada
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I'm a big romantic, so I love guys who are romantic too. Ashley Tisdale