12 Quotes About Grover Underwood

Grover Underwood was a talented artist from the late 1800s, but he is best known for being a pioneer of illustration. He is often referred to as the "Father of American Illustration." Some of his most famous works include "The Story of a Bad Boy," "The Story of a Good Boy," and "The Story of a Brave Boy." His works have been featured in several books and exhibitions throughout his lifetime, and have been featured in The New York Public Library. We have selected the quotes below from his works that best represent the values that we hope to share with our children today.

You're a stalker with hooves.
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You're a stalker with hooves."" I am not! I followed her to the Big House and hid in a bush and watched the whole thing. Rick Riordan
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Grover wore his fake feet and his pants to pass as human. He wore a green rasta-style cap, because when it rained his curly hair flattened and you could just see the tips of his horns. His bright orange backpack was full of scrap metal and apples to snack on. In his pocket was a set of reed pipes his daddy goat had carved for him, even though he only knew two songs: Mozart's Piano Concerto no. 12 and Hilary Duff's "So Yesterday, " both of which sounded pretty bad on reed pipes. Rick Riordan
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Let us find the dam snack bar, " Zoe said. "We should eat while we can." Grover cracked a smile. "The dam snack bar?" Zoe blinked. "Yes. What is funny?"" Nothing, " Grover said, trying to keep a straight face. "I could use some dam frenchfries." Even Thalia smiled at that. "And I need to use the dam restroom." Maybe it was the fact that we were so tired and strung out emotionally, but I startedcracking up, and Thalia and Grover joined in, while Zoe just looked at us. "I do notunderstand."" I want to use the dam water fountain, " Grover said." And…" Thalia tried to catch her breath. "I want to buy a dam T-shirt."I busted up, and I probably would've kept laughing all day, but then I heard a noise:" Moooo." The smile melted off my face. I wondered if the noise was just in my head, but Groverhad stopped laughing too. He was looking around, confused. "Did I just hear a cow?"" A dam cow?" Thalia laughed. Rick Riordan
Grover and Nico came back from their walk, and Grover...
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Grover and Nico came back from their walk, and Grover helped me fix up my wounded arm." It's green! " Nico said with delight. Rick Riordan
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Piper: it looks like we have hole. Percy: Yeah we've got a dam hole! (LOL-ing) Piper: What! Percy: Inside joke. (still LOL-ing) Piper: Whatever. Rick Riordan
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He was slumped over, blood trickling from the side of his mouth. I shook his furry hip, thinking, No! Even if you are half barnyard animal, you're my best friend and I don't want you to die! Rick Riordan
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When I got across, I looked back and saw Tyson giving Grover a piggyback ride (or was it a goatyback ride?). Rick Riordan
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Meat! " he said scornfully. "I'm a vegetarian." You eat cheese enchiladas and aluminum cans, " I reminded him. Those are vegetables. Rick Riordan
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Now, if you have never been hit by a flying burrito, count yourself lucky. In terms of deadly projectiles, it's right up there with grenades and cannonballs. Rick Riordan
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That's us, " he said. "Those five nuts right there."" Which one is me?" I asked." The little deformed one, " Zoe suggested." Oh, shut up. Rick Riordan
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Grover started to sniffle and I figured if I didn't cheer him up he'd either start bawling or chewing up my mattress. He tends to eat household objects whenever he gets upset. Rick Riordan