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Just move to the Internet, its great here. We get to live inside where the weather is always awesome.John Green
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Like the famous mad philosopher said, when you stare into the void, the void stares also; but if you cast into the void, you get a type conversion error. (Which just goes to show Nietzsche wasn't a C++ programmer.)Charles Stross
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Dear Lynda Carter, Please be with me in my hour of need. Especially if I don't have to twirl around to get my powers.Michael R. Underwood
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Vampires used to be the Dracula types, but in the last ten years most of them have become weak, brooding androgynes that only go after teenagers. A friend of mine took the opportunity to rid his whole city of them after the forth Mormon Vamps book hit and the sparkle meme was at its strongest."" So does that make Ms. Mormon Sparkle Vamp a hero?"" Of a sort. Before they started to sparkle, there were a lot of vamps who were tortured antiheroes, thanks to Rice and Whedon."Ree grimaced. "Do you know if she was clued in?" Eastwood shrugged. "She's very secretive, no one in the Underground has been able to say for sure. It's all rumor. My guess is she lost someone to a vampire and decided the greatest revenge she could inflict was to turn them into a laughing stock.Michael R. Underwood
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For Oscar, high school was the equivalent of a medieval spectacle, like being put in the stocks and forced to endure the peltings and outrages of a mob of deranged half-wits, an experience from which he supposed he should have emerged a better person, but that’s not really what happened–and if there were any lessons to be gleaned from the ordeal of those years he never quite figured out what they were. He walked into school every day like the fat lonely nerdy kid he was, and all he could think about was the day of his manumission, when he would at last be set free from its unending horror. Hey, Oscar, are there faggots on Mars?–Hey, Kazoo, catch this. The first time he heard the term moronic inferno he know exactly where it was located and who were its inhabitants. .Unknown
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The saddest thing I have ever experienced is watching a fellow nerd I've known forever and befriended, trying to unnerdify themselves. It was painful because that great geeky personality I loved so much is hidden behind a plaster of trends, and he may end up with a girl who will never understand him.Melanie Kay Taylor
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Simon did not solve problems, he just shamed them into going away.Sorin Suciu
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The geek of the Earth are a tribe and they are mighty.Ian McDonald
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Some girls had their heads in the clouds. My head was somewhere on the other side of the galaxy.Angela N. Blount
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Infighting would be stupid, since, y'know, claws and teeth.Michael R. Underwood
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But, self, that thing was on TV, and this one wants to tear your liver out your nose. Run.Michael R. Underwood
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Who knew that you would be The One, " I smile, "which I guess makes me your Trinity.""My Amidala.""Your Zira.""My Sylvia.""Your..." I scour my brain, trying to remember some other great sci-fi love interest." Ha! I'm your Saphira, " I settle back smugly, only for Trevor to start lauCindy C. Bennett