100 Quotes About Foolish

These foolish quotes are the perfect way to start your day with a little humor. Whether you are an expert in your field or are just starting out, these quotes will make you laugh at yourself and remind you that you are not alone.

Sleep not with an albatross unless you wish your dreams...
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Sleep not with an albatross unless you wish your dreams to fly away. Anthony T. Hincks
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Those who wish to seek out the cause of miracles and to understand the things of nature as philosophers, and not to stare at them in astonishment like fools, are soon considered heretical and impious, and proclaimed as such by those whom the mob adores as the interpreters of nature and the gods. For these men know that, once ignorance is put aside, that wonderment would be taken away, which is the only means by which their authority is preserved. Baruch Spinoza
If it's true what is said, that only the wise...
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If it's true what is said, that only the wise discover the wise, then it must also be true that the lone wolf symbolizes either the biggest fool on the planet or the biggest Einstein on the planet. Criss Jami
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He who is certain he knows the ending of things when he is only beginning them is either extremely wise or extremely foolish; no matter which is true, he is certainly an unhappy man, for he has put a knife in the heart of wonder. Tad Williams
There are two kinds of fools. One says,
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There are two kinds of fools. One says, "This is old, and therefore good." And one says, " This is new, and therefore better. John Brunner
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Among other possibilities, money was invented to make it possible for a foolish man to control wise men; a weak man, strong men; a child, old men; an ignorant man, knowledgeable men; and for a dwarf to control giants. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Things becomes invisible at the very moment I refuse to...
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Things becomes invisible at the very moment I refuse to grant them importance. And while I am utterly ashamed to admit it, many of the most important things in my life are invisible. Craig D. Lounsbrough
Wisdom is not in having resources, it's in knowing how...
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Wisdom is not in having resources, it's in knowing how to use them, when to use them & if to use them. TemitOpe Ibrahim
Being rich or famous is the only profound thing that...
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Being rich or famous is the only profound thing that some people have ever said. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
I'm in a hole because at some point I found...
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I'm in a hole because at some point I found a shovel and started digging. Maybe I should trade my shovels for ladders and start climbing. Craig D. Lounsbrough
Impulsivity is something akin to spontaneously jumping out of an...
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Impulsivity is something akin to spontaneously jumping out of an airplane and not realizing that you forgot something until about five seconds before impact. Craig D. Lounsbrough
Things that are truly great need nothing from me, and...
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Things that are truly great need nothing from me, and to somehow think that they do speaks to my utter lack of greatness. Craig D. Lounsbrough
You may say suicide is a loss of control and...
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You may say suicide is a loss of control and cowardly. Foolish as it may sound, I am prepared to argue. Dee Remy
Being divorced does not necessarily make one’s advice on marriage...
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Being divorced does not necessarily make one’s advice on marriage useless … or useful. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
There is so much woman in many a girl and...
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There is so much woman in many a girl and too much boy in many a man. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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Only someone who isn’t a fool stands a chance of not being bothered by being deemed a fool by a fool. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Some people will insult your intelligence by suddenly being nice...
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Some people will insult your intelligence by suddenly being nice or nicer to you once you make it … or they think you have. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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I am looking for the one I can’t fool. Kamand Kojouri
In order to share one's true brilliance one initially has...
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In order to share one's true brilliance one initially has to risk looking like a fool: genius is like a wheel that spins so fast, it at first glance appears to be sitting still. Criss Jami
Only foolish fishes wish to fly!
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Only foolish fishes wish to fly! Israelmore Ayivor
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And whenever any one informs us that he has found a man who knows all the arts, and all things else that anybody knows, and every single thing with a higher degree of accuracy than any other man —whoever tells us this, I think that we can only imagine him to be a simple creature who is likely to have been deceived by some wizard or actor whom he met, and whom he thought all-knowing, because he himself was unable to analyze the nature of knowledge and ignorance and imitation. Plato
Only a very foolish person would think that specialized knowledge...
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Only a very foolish person would think that specialized knowledge is important in everything apart from agriculture and farming Sunday Adelaja
It is better to be foolish than a dilettante.
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It is better to be foolish than a dilettante. Abhijit Naskar
Common sense is one of the most unused commodities available...
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Common sense is one of the most unused commodities available to man. Craig D. Lounsbrough
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The study of Scripture I find to be quite like mastering an instrument. No one is so good that they cannot get any better; no one knows so much that they can know no more. A professional can spot an amateur or a lack of practice or experience a mile away. His technicality, his spiritual ear is razor-sharp. He is familiar with the common mistakes, the counter-arguments; and insofar as this, he can clearly distinguish the difference between honest critics of the Faith and mere fools who criticize that which they know nothing. Criss Jami
If you aren't willing to look foolish, you're foolish. And...
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If you aren't willing to look foolish, you're foolish. And that's why so many people have never built an ark, killed a giant, or walked on water. Mark Batterson
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Never let your fear of the unknown and things being too difficult make your choices for you in life. One of the saddest lessons in life is finding out that your fear made the situation worse than what it was and a braver person stole the dream you gave up on. Shannon L. Alder
One of the most common and most dangerous misbeliefs is...
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One of the most common and most dangerous misbeliefs is that it is impossible for someone to be stupid just because they are a doctor or a lawyer. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Once you embrace your value, talents and strengths, it neutralizes...
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Once you embrace your value, talents and strengths, it neutralizes when others think less of you. Rob Liano
It is better to be foolish wise than wise foolish.
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It is better to be foolish wise than wise foolish. Lailah Gifty Akita
There are no foolish questions and no man becomes a...
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There are no foolish questions and no man becomes a fool until he has stopped asking questions. Charles Proteus Steinmetz
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Running’ is driven by panic. ‘Destination’ is driven by thought. And while it’s terribly painful to admit, incessantly pretending that I do the latter doesn’t replace the fact that I’m constantly doing the former. Craig D. Lounsbrough
To intentionally pass on opportunity is to intentionally pass on...
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To intentionally pass on opportunity is to intentionally pass on living. Craig D. Lounsbrough
If truth be told, the easy road is nothing more...
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If truth be told, the easy road is nothing more than an armchair in clever disguise. And if you look around, it seems that there are a whole lot of people in the furniture business. Craig D. Lounsbrough
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I was mistaken when I said you live in my heart. How absurd I was when you live in my fingertips so that everything I touch is you. How foolish I was when you live in my toes so that everywhere I go there's you. How senseless of me to say you live in my heart when you breathe in my lungs, walk on my mind, and drink in my mouth. I came to pen another poem for you, but even every unwritten poem is you. Kamand Kojouri
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I pretend to give gifts that people pretend to be gifts so that I can pretend that I gave something that actually cost me something. And what pretending or this sort gives me is the gift of a pretend life. Craig D. Lounsbrough
It is foolish to reply on people who can betray...
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It is foolish to reply on people who can betray and fail you in time of trouble. Only God is our reliable help and protection Sunday Adelaja
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21. Take in a great breath of air and then blow it out. Contained in that single breath were at least three nitrogen atoms that were breathed by every human being who ever lived, including Jesus Christ, William Shakespeare, Winston Churchill, and every president of the United States. This illustrates the fact that everything we do affects other people, positively or negatively. That’s why it is foolish to say, “Do your own thing if it doesn’t hurt anybody else.” Everything we do affects other people. James C. Dobson
War is ever the folly of the ignorant. But I...
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War is ever the folly of the ignorant. But I have seen much to convince me some wars must be fought, to the bitterest end if need be. Anthony Ryan
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It is at the precise moment that I take something for granted that I have placed myself in the precarious position of losing that very thing. And if that thing I risk losing is liberty, taking it for granted is foolishness of the most foolish sort. Craig D. Lounsbrough
Every single person is a fool, insane, a failure, or...
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Every single person is a fool, insane, a failure, or a bad person to at least ten people. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Your brothers are the foolish ones for not seeing the...
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Your brothers are the foolish ones for not seeing the strength in beautiful things. Kristin Cashore
It was all so foolish then, as it is now,...
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It was all so foolish then, as it is now, as it is forever. To be in love with beauty. To try to hold on to it. Hannah Lillith Assadi
To deny the battle is unwise. To believe that I...
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To deny the battle is unwise. To believe that I can fight it without God is insane. To actually do so is suicidal. No wonder so many of us walk around looking like death warmed over. Craig D. Lounsbrough
If I choose to take the pen from God and...
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If I choose to take the pen from God and write the story of my life without Him, I better have plenty of erasers and a whole lot of white-out. Better yet, I should invest in a good shredder. Craig D. Lounsbrough
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Our best-laid plans are often our worst-made decisions. Craig D. Lounsbrough
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There is a thin line of difference in being courageous and foolish! Jasleen Kaur Gumber
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Rather than swallowing our pride and simply asking what we do not know, we choose to fill in the blanks ourselves and later become humbled. Wisdom was often, in its youth, proven foolish, and ones humiliated were meant to become wise. Criss Jami
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To forget is to render the pages of history as entirely blank, and the lessons of history as never taught. Craig D. Lounsbrough
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Thankfully, the nature of pain reminds us of what the ease of pleasure foolishly allows us to forget. Craig D. Lounsbrough
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Would you care to dance?” he blurted. “Now?” She smiled adorably. “Is there music?” There wasn’t. It was some testament to how foolish in love he’d become that he did not even feel embarrassed. Julia Quinn
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A businessman who stops advertising to save money is like a foolish who stops a clock to save time. Moosa Rahat
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When enemies, the intellect and the heart only see one another as the hater and the fool. Criss Jami
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I know you not quite well Yet I foolishly surrender my mind to you. Slowly and carefully you have cast a spell Now my virgin heart only longs for you. There is no need to push, I am already falling. Once proudly tall, I’m no longer standing. Knowing well that I am doomed to misery, I will roll the dice and take delight in my suffering. Kamand Kojouri
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I might not have been so young, but age alone doesn’t necessarily make you less foolish. Ross Turner
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Nothing complements a fast mind better than a slow tongue. And nothing aggravates a slow mind better than a fast tongue. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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Foolish minds will entertain you, but confuse minds will irritate you. Amit Kalantri
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The heart fools the mind, where eyes went deaf to words, that fell on blinded ears to easy to fall in love. Anthony Liccione
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A man is seated on top of a tree in the midst of a burning forest. He sees all living beings perish. But he doesn’t realize that the same fate is soon to overtake him also. That man is fool. Mahavira
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Frequent risk-takers have had their fair shares of failures and successes, hence, being confident in reaching their goals, they will usually seem insensitive to whether or not they look foolish or cool to other people. Criss Jami
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Let the fools hold on to their treasured stupidity Let yourself be safe in wisdom with much rapidity Munia Khan
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If as an adult I have scolded and then silenced the child within me, I contend that I am neither an adult nor a child. Rather, I am just plain ignorant. Craig D. Lounsbrough
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It has always been simple, but making it hard was always your way of avoiding pain. If you want to change your life, you have to change what you are doing. It wasn't his fault, her fault, their fault or the circumstances. It was your inability to choose. So, life chose for you. Somewhere in that crazy mind of yours time stopped. You thought someone would rescue you, but they didn't. You have to rescue yourself. This is not a fire you can put out; you have to walk through it, in order to reach life. Getting burned is apart of growth, didn't you know?. Shannon L. Alder
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The fact that an opinion has been widely held is no evidence whatever that it is not utterly absurd; indeed in view of the silliness of the majority of mankind, a widely spread belief is more likely to be foolish than sensible. Bertrand Russell
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I once began to ask around what constitutes a good poem. It felt petty, in a sense. A boy would need no help in deciding which girls he thinks are pretty. Criss Jami
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The atheist, agnostic, or secularist .. should not be cowed by exaggerated sensitivity to people's religious beliefs and fail to speak vigorously and pointedly when the devout put forth arguments manifestly contrary to all the acquired knowledge of the past two or three millennia. Those who advocate a piece of folly like the theory of an 'intelligent creator' should be held accountable for their folly; they have no right to be offended for being called fools until they establish that they are not in fact fools. Religiously inclined writers like Stephen L Carter may plead that 'respect' should be accorded to religious views in public discourse, but he neglects to demonstrate that those views are worthy of respect. All secularists -- scientists, literary figures, even politicians (if there are any such with the requisite courage) -- should speak out on the issue when the opportunity presents itself. S.T. Joshi
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People that hold onto hate for so long do so because they want to avoid dealing with their pain. They falsely believe if they forgive they are letting their enemy believe they are a doormat. What they don’t understand is hatred can’t be isolated or turned off. It manifests in their health, choices and belief systems. Their values and religious beliefs make adjustments to justify their negative emotions. Not unlike malware infesting a hard drive, their spirit slowly becomes corrupted and they make choices that don’t make logical sense to others. Hatred left unaddressed will crash a person’s spirit. The only thing he or she can do is to reboot, by fixing him or herself, not others. This might require installing a firewall of boundaries or parental controls on their emotions. Regardless of the approach, we are all connected on this "network of life" and each of us is responsible for cleaning up our spiritual registry. . Shannon L. Alder
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Happiness & Sadness are two contemporary stages in life. A wise man overcomes sadness with his wisdom, and a foolish man faces it with tears. Deepak Chandra
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Why is it when I pursue the praises of men I find myself with everything that I’ve looked for but nothing that I need? That’s because I have an extraordinary habit of looking for the wrong thing in the wrong place. Craig D. Lounsbrough
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Any man, you'll soon learn, has an insurmountable need to blame someone else when he is made to look a fool. Julia Quinn
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I will love to be called a foolish man of peace, than to be named a wise man of war. Show me your weapons of war and I will show you my Bible of peace! Israelmore Ayivor
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...and the day will come... Maybe not tomorrow maybe not next week but it will come nevertheless, when you awaken and realise, it just a foolishly beautiful dream... Virginia Alison
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Not one word was said by Moses or Aaron as to the wickedness of depriving a human being of his liberty. Not a word was said in favor of liberty. Not the slightest intimation that a human being was justly entitled to the product of his own labor. Not a word about the cruelty of masters who would destroy even the babes of slave mothers. It seems to me wonderful that this God did not tell the king of Egypt that no nation could enslave another, without also enslaving itself; that it was impossible to put a chain around the limbs of a slave, without putting manacles upon the brain of the master. Why did he not tell him that a nation founded upon slavery could not stand? Instead of declaring these things, instead of appealing to justice, to mercy and to liberty, he resorted to feats of jugglery. Suppose we wished to make a treaty with a barbarous nation, and the president should employ a sleight-of-hand performer as envoy extraordinary, and instruct him, that when he came into the presence of the savage monarch, he should cast down an umbrella or a walking stick, which would change into a lizard or a turtle; what would we think? Would we not regard such a performance as beneath the dignity even of a president? And what would be our feelings if the savage king sent for his sorcerers and had them perform the same feat? If such things would appear puerile and foolish in the president of a great republic, what shall be said when they were resorted to by the creator of all worlds? How small, how contemptible such a God appears!. Robert G. Ingersoll
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Due north’ on my compass is largely ‘due’ to the fact that in ‘due’ time I have been ‘unduly’ lax in recalibrating my compass. And I’m apparently ignorant enough to wonder why I’m lost. Craig D. Lounsbrough
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It is the fool who declares ‘I am ascending the summit, ’ while he’s toddling around in the ditch. Craig D. Lounsbrough
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I thought myself sufficiently shrewd to make whatever decisions I wanted to make, and then to be able to sufficiently steer those decisions away from the rather dark and nasty places they would naturally take me. And I stand oddly perplexed that suddenly everything around me is dark and nasty. Craig D. Lounsbrough
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The reason my life has wandered to nowhere is likely due to the fact that the focus of the moment has dictated the destination of my life, when the destination of my life should have been dictating the focus of the moment. Craig D. Lounsbrough
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Most of my failures can be ascribed to the fact that I chose that which was ‘easy’ over that which was ‘right’. And while it’s ‘right’ to admit this to myself, it isn’t ‘easy.’ So, which choice am I going to make this time? Craig D. Lounsbrough
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These are the words of a fool: I am happy to be a fool, for i won't spend my time gazing at lines difficult to decipher, while my mates are drinking with glee. Michael Bassey Johnson
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Where in the Bible are we told in one verse not to do a thing and in the next to do it?‘ Answer not a fool according to his folly, lest thou also be like unto him.’ Prov. xxvi. 4.‘Answer a fool according to his folly, lest he be wise in his own conceit.’ Prov. xxvi. 5. Samuel Grant Oliphant
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Congratulations, he said. "That was the stupidest thing I've ever seen." His expression was a mix of awe and disbelief. "Ever. Patrick Rothfuss
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The dominant philosophy in today’s public university is called relativism, which categorically denies the existence of truth or moral absolutes. Those who are foolish enough to believe in such archaic notions as biblical authority or the claims of Christ are to be pitied–or bullied. James C. Dobson
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I'm always angry about the death of people who are still alive, their eyes are opened, yet they can't see anything...the spell of ignorance Michael Bassey Johnson
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It’s thinking that I had the solution that probably created the problem in the first place. Craig D. Lounsbrough
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Beautiful, enticing, forbidden fruit will be offered to you when your "hunger" is greatest. If you are foolish enough to reach for it, your fingers will sink into the rotten mush on the back side. That's the way sin operates in our lives. It promises everything. It delivers nothing but disgust and heartache. James C. Dobson
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At the very point that I’ve taken something for granted, I have at that same moment taken it to its grave. And if I look around, I realize I’ve cultivated quite a cemetery. Craig D. Lounsbrough
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When wisdom gives way to whimsy and ethics fall to excitement, it is highly likely that the ground beneath me will ‘give way’ and it is I who will ‘fall. Craig D. Lounsbrough
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We’ve searched all of the homes and carried the food to Ralph’s, ” Sam continued. “The problem is that all the fruit and veggies spoiled while we were all filling up on chips and cookies. The meat all rotted. People were stupid and careless, and there’s nothing we can do about that now.” Sam swallowed the bitterness he felt, the anger he felt at his own foolishness. “But we have food sitting out in the fields. Maybe not the food we’d like, but enough to carry us for months–many months–if we bring it in before it rots and the birds eat it.”“ Maybe we’ll get rescued, and we won’t have to worry, ” another voice said.“ Maybe we’ll learn to live on air, ” Astrid muttered under her breath but loudly enough to be heard by at least a few.“ Why don’t you go get our food back from Drake and the chuds up there?” It was Zil. He accepted a congratulatory slap on the back from a creepy kid named Antoine, part of Zil’s little posse.“ Because it would mean getting some kids killed, ” Sam said bluntly. “We’d be lucky to rescue any of the food, and we’d end up digging more graves in the plaza. And it wouldn’t solve our problem, anyway. Michael Grant
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Silence is best reserved for the fearful and foolish. Shannon L. Alder
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Nearly everyday life leans over and says, ‘Come on down! ’ But standing at the bottom looking up, it’s finally dawned on me that it’s not these invitations that have dug this hole. Rather, it’s the fact that I accepted them. Craig D. Lounsbrough
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More times than I’m willing to admit I am my own worst enemy, which suggests that more times than I’m willing to admit I should allow God to be my own best friend. Craig D. Lounsbrough
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We want to 'write in' our plan and 'write out' the consequence. When we do that, we're headed 'right back' to what we foolishly thought we could 'write out. Craig D. Lounsbrough
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Everything that I hold will eventually be gone. Subsequently, the quality of my life will depend on whether I choose to appreciate those things ‘now’ or wait until ‘then. Craig D. Lounsbrough
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Starting over begins when I develop a reawakened appreciation for what I already have, a renewed recognition of what I’ve recklessly forsaken, a rehabilitated understanding that I foolishly do both of those things, and a revitalized commitment to live the rest of my life never doing either of them again. Craig D. Lounsbrough
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One is not necessarily made self-centered because he is foolish, but one is very often made foolish because he is self-centered. Criss Jami
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It's not love at first sight, it's having the sight, to distinguish true love, from just mere beauty. Anthony Liccione
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Count your blessings and be grateful not a great fool. Habeeb Akande
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People have the power to change their perspective. They just get caught up in an endless cycle of foolish things that don’t matter. Jamie Magee
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Even if doors are open to the fool, he/she will still be foolish in accessing them. Bamigboye Olurotimi