23 Quotes About Fifty Shades Of Grey

Fifty Shades of Grey has become the new obsession for millions of women all over the world. If you’re not reading this book, you’re missing out on some seriously steamy and sometimes uncomfortable reads. But be warned, there are lots of Fifty Shades memes, quotes, and Instagram posts flying around the internet. These 50 shades of gray quotes are perfect for when you need a little inspiration or want to make someone jealous.

I've never wanted more, until I met you.
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I've never wanted more, until I met you. E.l. James
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From: Anastasia SteeleSubject: MoaningDate: May 31 2011 19:39 ESTTo: Christian GreyGotta go. Laters, baby...... From: Christian GreySubject: PlagiarismDate: May 31 2011 16:41To: Anastasia SteeleYou stole my line. And left me hanging. Enjoy your dinner. Christian GreyCEO, Grey Enterprises Holdings Inc. E.l. James
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He moves suddenly so that his hand is cupping my sex, and one of his fingers sinks slowly into me. His other arm holds me firmly in place around my waist. “This is mine, ” he whispers aggressively. “All mine. Do you understand?” He eases his finger in and out as he gazes down at me, gauging my reaction, his eyes burning.“ Yes, yours…” Abruptly, he moves, doing several things at once: Withdrawing his fingers, leaving me wanting, unzipping his fly, and pushing me down onto the couch so he’s lying on top of me.“ Hands on your head, ” he commands through gritted teeth as he kneels up, forcing my legs wider…“ We don’t have long. This will be quick, and it’s for me, not you. Do you understand? Don’t come, or I will spank you, ” he says through clenched teeth. . E.l. James
You've brushed your teeth,
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You've brushed your teeth, " He says, staring at me." I used your toothbrush." His lips quirk up in a half smile. "Oh Anastasia Steele, what am I going to do with you? E.l. James
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Look at the huge success of Fifty Shades of Grey. The girl in the book lets a rich guy beat her and ritually rape her, and she likes it! She finds it erotic! But imagine if Christian Grey wasn't a billionaire. Imagine if he lived in a dirty old trailer down by the river. Then that story wouldn't be a sexy romance novel, but an episode of CSI. Oliver Markus
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I had started on the marriage and motherhood beat by accident with a post on my personal, read only by friends, blog called ‘Fifty Shades of Men’. I had written it after buying Fifty Shades of Grey to spice up what Dave and I half-jokingly called our grown up time, and had written a meditation on how the sex wasn’t the sexiest part of the book. “Dear publishers, I will tell you why every woman with a ring on her finger and a car seat in her SUV is devouring this book like the candy she won’t let herself eat.” I had written. “It’s not the fantasy of an impossibly handsome guy who can give you an orgasm just by stroking your nipples. It is instead the fantasy of a guy who can give you everything. Hapless, clueless, barely able to remain upright without assistance, Ana Steele is that unlikeliest of creatures, a college student who doesn’t have an email address, a computer, or a clue. Turns out she doesn’t need any of those things. Here is the dominant Christian Grey and he’ll give her that computer plus an i Pad, a beamer, a job, and an identity, sexual and otherwise. No more worrying about what to wear. Christian buys her clothes. No more stress about how to be in the bedroom. Christian makes those decisions. For women who do too much–which includes, dear publishers, pretty much all the women who have enough disposable income to buy your books–this is the ultimate fantasy: not a man who will make you come, but a man who will make agency unnecessary, a man who will choose your adventure for you. . Jennifer Weiner
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And so a pattern develops: wake, work cry. sleep. I can't even escape him in my dreams. Gray burning eyes, his lost look, his hair burnished and bright and bright all haunt me. And the music... so much music- I cannot bear to hear any music. I am careful to avoid it at all costs. Even the jingles in commercials make me shudder. E.l. James
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I glance down his body. He's still wearing his shorts and his shirt, and I still have my T-shirt on. Jeez-- talk about wham, bam, thank you ma'am. E.l. James
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If you call yourself an "authoress" on your Facebook profile, you suck at life. You are stupid and your children are ugly. It doesn't matter if you're just trying to be cute and original. You're not. You are about as original as all those other witless twits "writing" the one millionth shitty Fifty Shades clone. Or maybe you're trying to show your 2000 fake Facebook "friends" that you are an empowered feminist who will not stand for sexist terminology. But you're not showing people that you are fighting the good fight, you're showing people that you are a sheep, who's trying just a little too hard to ride the current wave of idiotic political correctness. The word "author" is no more gender-discrimination than the word "person." Do you call yourself a personess? No, of course not, because then you might as well wear a sign around your neck that says, "Hello, I'm a retard. Oliver Markus
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Do you trust me Ana?"Ana! "Yes, I do." I respond spontaneously, not thinking...because it's true- I do trust him." Well, then"he looks relieved. "The rest of this stuff is just details""important details E.l. James
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You wanted hearts and flowers. You have my heart - & here are the flowers. Christian Grey
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I'd like to bite that lip. E.l. James
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And in this quiet moment, as I close my eyes, spent and sated, I think I'm in the eye of the storm. And in spite of all he's said and what he hasn't said, I don't think I have ever been so happy. E.l. James
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My inner goddess confirms that staring at a beautiful/rich/powerful face is the basis of True Love. Jess C. Scott
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Besides, immense power is acquired by assuring yourself in your secret reveries that you were born to control things. E.l. James
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Because I want to have sex with him--and because that's sinful-- I'm blushing and flushing furiously under his scrutinizing scrutiny. Jess C. Scott
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Why does he have such an unnerving effect on me? His over-whelming good looks maybe? The way his eyes blaze at me? The way he strokes his index finger against his lower lip? I wish he'd stop doing that. E.l. James
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The platinum Omega watch he gave me at breakfast on our first morning in London obscures the red line. The inscription still makes me swoon. AnastasiaYou are My MoreMy Love, My LifeChristian E.l. James
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If he touches me, I will succumb. I know the power he wields over me and my traitorous body. I know. E.l. James
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My name might be similar, but I'd never say 'Laters, baby. Jennifer Probst
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E L James, Party Games you’re looking kind of smug inserting that god damn anal plug giving me your kinky love after writing Fifty Shades you’re acting like some kind of renegade giving me your kinky love sit me on a dildo and spin me right around chain me up and hang me upside down giving me your kinky love god damn you E L James making me into some kind of party game giving me your kinky love put me in a dream and wheel in the Fucking Machine god damn you E L James spank a hand on my bum see how much I can cum god damn you E L James stand me up and sit me down lay me out and roll me about god damn you E L James BDSM electro impulses up my brainstem god damn you E L James cast me in a submissive role-play with my genitals on display god damn you E L James suspend me high in the air slap me around like I don’t care god damn you E L James take that whip off the shelf make me forget myself god damn you E L James Why are you wearing oven mittens? branding iron your name written inner goddess don’t keep in hidden god damn you E L James holy crap my mind has snapped to forget one thing that I have heard I’m never going to use the safe-word god damn you E L James By R.M.Romarney . R.M. Romarney
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You are one brave woman, " he whispers, "I am in awe of you. E.l. James