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In some cases, you can tell how somebody is being treated by their own boss from the way they are treating someone to whom they are a boss.Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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If the food that one ate the night before were somehow able to be seen and identified through one’s clothes throughout the day, millions of employees would each fast ten or so days before their payday.Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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It is the sweat of the servants that make their squire look smart.Amit Kalantri
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When you are unemployed, weekends are seven days long.Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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Many a woman would not be in a relationship with or married to her man, if he earned half of what he earns; and many a man would not be in a relationship with or married to his woman, if he earned twice as much as he earns.Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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Some people will each start investing more of their salary on ‘their’ house and spending less of it on ‘their’ car or cars only when they start being able to take ‘their’ house to work, funerals, weddings, etc.Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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A deep breath is a technique with which we minimize the number of instances where we say what we do not mean … or what we really think.Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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In a patriarchal society, one of the most important functions of the institution of the family is to make feel like a somebody whenever he is in his own yard a man who is a nobody whenever he is in his employer’s yard.Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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Which came first: the change-ready company or the change-ready employee?Lorii Myers
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The growth of an organization is not dependent on the number of employees in its register. It is dependent on the number of employees who show dedication and commitment to the vision of the organization.Israelmore Ayivor
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If only employees knew this...there is no hand out just because you got a degree. You still gotta make $ for the biz (employer), if you choose not to make $ for yourself (freelancer / ent).Richie Norton
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Inviting someone to work for pay is a sacred privilege and a trust. It must be regarded a high honor to be able to give another person work, and neither employer nor employee should abuse this relationshipJudy Frankel
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When it comes to getting a job or client, congruent value is aligning the employer's need with your value add.Richie Norton
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Employment frees man from the nightmare of unemployment, while it chains him to his employer’s dream.Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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A salary is a tax employers pay, every four weeks, for putting an employee’s dream on hold.Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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An 'Employee of the Month' is a titled given to someone who best helped someone else actualize their dream–in that particular month.Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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The definition of 'Employment' by an employer, and, that by an employee, are seldom the same.Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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Employment is the exploitation of the employer’s courage, and, the employed’s fear of failure.Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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What to wear: An employee chooses. How to dress: His employer chose.Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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You can be the most productive and most effective, but politics show up as ego, jealousy and sabotage from bosses who can’t perform.Richie Norton
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Pride adversely affects all our relationships–our relationship with God and His servants, between husband and wife, parent and child, employer and employee, teacher and student, and all mankind. Our degree of pride determines how we treat our God and our brothers and sisters. Christ wants to lift us to where He is. Do we desire to do the same for others?Ezra Taft Benson
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Employment is an employee’s kissing of an employer’s ass. A salary is the employer’s pretense to be cleaning his ass.Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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He who makes $25, 000 annually through passive income is more enviable than he who earns $100, 000 annually through a salary.Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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The difference between an Employer and an Employee is that as payday approaches, the Employee is full of hope and expectation while the Employer is full of fear and trepidationAnkala V Subbarao
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Job tip: If you were the employer, what kind of person would you most desire as an employee? Be that person.Ziad K. Abdelnour
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A job interview is a competition won by those who are qualified the most, and, those who are willing to be payed the least.Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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We are trained to be employees, but no one said that we have endure a limited salary that barely keeps pace with inflation.Carlos Roche
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Employers are at their happiest on Mondays. Employees are at their happiest on Fridays.Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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An employer’s fart is music to his employees’ ears.Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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An education system is best belittled when the so-called educated gets hired by a company that’s owned by a so-called dropout.Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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Most self-employed people remain slaves to the employed’s working hours.Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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If employment really cared about employees, people wouldn’t have to work until retirement comes to their rescue.Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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Schooling is a manufacturing process whereby the raw material called curious boys is turned into products called obedient men.Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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The office’ is a cemetery of dreams.Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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Retirement is a stage where an employer discards an employee that he cannot exploit further.Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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Old Age homes are civilization's dumpsites for human beings who it cannot exploit further.Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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Back then, work revolved around life. Today, life revolves around work.Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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A celebrity's body is an advertiser's canvas.Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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Employees leave where they work. Employers live where they work.Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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An employee is sheep. His employer is the shepherd. His salary is grass.Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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Bad boss? Fire him/her. When you're interviewing for a job, You're job is to interview them. You are an equal.Richie Norton
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Speaking less and doing more says more.Kayambila Mpulamasaka
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The employer generally gets the employees he deserves.J. Paul Getty