59 Quotes About Dumb

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Here are some dumb quotes to remind you of what it means to be smart.

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I'm calm, " Rachel insisted. "Every time I'm around you, some monsters attack us. What's to be nervous about?"" Look, " I said. "I'm sorry about the band room. I hope they didn't kick you our or anything."" Nah. They asked me a lot of questions about you. I played dumb."" Was it hard?" Annabeth asked. Rick Riordan
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I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information. Bill Watterson
Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we....
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Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we. George W. Bush
Sometimes playing stupid opens your eyes to the truth.
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Sometimes playing stupid opens your eyes to the truth. Anthony Liccione
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I have a sense that God is unfair and preferentially punishes his weak, his dumb, his fat, his lazy. I believe he takes more pleasure in his perfect creatures, and cheers them on like a brainless dad as they run roughshod over the rest of us. He gives us a need for love, and no way to get any. He gives us a desire to be liked, and personal attributes that make us utterly unlikable. Having placed his flawed and needy children in a world of exacting specifications, he deducts the difference between what we have and what we need from our hearts and our self-esteem and our mental health. George Saunders
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Your realm is an insane place. In Volaria, no-one goes hungry, slaves are no use when they starve. Those freeborn too lazy or lacking in intelligence to turn sufficient profit to feed themselves are made slaves so they can generate wealth for those deserving of freedom, and be fed in return. Here, your people are chained by their freedom, free to starve and beg from the rich. It's disgusting. Anthony Ryan
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If there’s one thing that’s irrefutably absurd, it’s believing that we can separate intelligence from wisdom and still have it be intelligence. Craig D. Lounsbrough
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A lot of the situations that we put ourselves in are similar to a cat in a yard full of dogs. We rarely ask ourselves how we got here, (which doesn’t help with the question of how we get out of here), all of which rarely keeps us from finding ourselves in the next yard asking the same questions. Craig D. Lounsbrough
It's a time of sorrow and sadness when we lose...
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It's a time of sorrow and sadness when we lose a loss of life. George W. Bush
I believe that more people would be alive today if...
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I believe that more people would be alive today if there were a death penalty. Nancy Reagan
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Beliefs are a powerful thing. I often travel the world and sometimes the local waitresses attending me are nervous if they can’t speak English. Now, when this happens, I point at the pictures in the menu. However, I’ve noticed that the ones with the strongest beliefs, the most nervous ones, still do a mistake in my order. Another interesting things to notice in these situations is that, when I correct them, by pointing again at what I ordered before, they recognize their mistake, but get angry, as if their mistake was my fault, and that’s called irresponsibility. Now, when you combine irresponsibility with the wrong beliefs, you have a a very dumb person. That’s what stupidity is, it’s a human being doing the wrong things with the wrong beliefs and never ever accepting any responsibility for it. That’s how those with the lowest spiritual conscience behave in general with themselves and others. Robin Sacredfire
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If he can't get to the clock, any idea how we deal with this lot?"" With great care, " Donegan suggested." How about we run off shout and they follow?" Said Gracious. "Then, just when they think they've caught us they fall into our trap."" O K, " said Tanith. "And that trap would be?"" A big hole we'd dug earlier and covered with branches.' Tanith frowned. "I thought you were meant to be smart." Gracious frowned back at her. "Who told you that?"" Gracious is book smart, " said Donegan. "He leaves the real world thinking to people like you and me and small dogs that he meets."" The innocent are often the wisest. Derek Landy
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There are four categories of questions Emmily asks:1. Can I please go to the bathroom?2. Where is the bathroom?3. Is it okay if I raise my hand and ask a question?4. I don't understand anything you've said in the last thirty minutes. Could you explain it again? Also the last six weeks. Jim Benton
One of the great things about books is sometimes there...
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One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures. George W. Bush
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In the natural sciences, some checks exist on the prolonged acceptance of nutty ideas, which do not hold up well under experimental and observational tests and cannot readily be shown to give rise to useful working technologies. But in economics and the other social studies, nutty ideas may hang around for centuries. Today, leading presidential candidates and tens of millions of voters in the USA embrace ideas that might have been drawn from a 17th-century book on the theory and practice of mercantilism, and multitudes of politicians and ordinary people espouse notions that Adam Smith, David Ricardo, and others exploded more than two centuries ago. In these realms, nearly everyone simply believes whatever he feels good about believing. . Robert Higgs
Oh, I love hugging. I wish I was an octopus,...
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Oh, I love hugging. I wish I was an octopus, so I could hug 10 people at a time! Drew Barrymore
I know the human being and fish can co-exist peacefully.
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I know the human being and fish can co-exist peacefully. George W. Bush
Every single person is a fool, insane, a failure, or...
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Every single person is a fool, insane, a failure, or a bad person to at least ten people. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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O woman, father says natural is beautifulso why do you redden your cheeks and blacken your eyes? Why do you remove the hair on your legsand draw them into your brows? Why do you hold your breathlest your stomach showand hold your fartlest they knowthat you’re a human? O woman, father says natural is beautifulso why do you straighten your hairto curl it nextand pretend to orgasm so they think you enjoyed the sex? Why do you dumb yourself downand push your breasts up? Why do you smile when you’re told toand love when you don’t want to? When? When will you stop, woman? Father says natural is beautifulbut that is doubtfulfor what does father knowhe’s only a fellow. Kamand Kojouri
There is nothing political about American literature.
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There is nothing political about American literature. Laura Bush
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In the rough-and-tumble play of politics, dog-whistle messages are copiously dispatched over the heads of the grassroots people that cannot see the writing on the wall and have to remain in the cold, like dumb puppets on a string. ("What after bowling alone?" ) Erik Pevernagie
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These days we have Smartphones, Smartcars, Smartboards, Smarteverything, but consider this: if technology is getting smarter, does that mean humans are getting dumber? Rebecca McNutt
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{She] ain’t got the sense God gave a goat. Pam Hillman
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Angels are good not simply because they see bad as bad, but also because they see bad as corny. Criss Jami
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Always follow your brain, because your heart is dumb as shit Steve Shook
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The new dumb, is now wisdom. Anthony Liccione
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Invalidating someone else is not merely disagreeing with something that the other person said. It is a process in which individuals communicate to another that the opinions and emotions of the target are invalid, irrational, selfish, uncaring, stupid, most likely insane, and wrong, wrong, wrong. Invalidators let it be known directly or indirectly that their targets views and feelings do not count for anything to anybody at any time or in any way. David M. Allen
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Don't assume you are more creative or better than anyone, because some people with better stuffs are just pretending to be dumb for a while. Michael Bassey Johnson
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A deaf and dumb in the mist of morons is a renowed talkative among brains. Michael Bassey Johnson
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It is not in the gene of an Intellectually blinded person to experience the paradise in the writer's imagination. Michael Bassey Johnson
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...You won't even see what is put right on the table before you. Men. If it was raining soup you'd be out there with a fork. Robin Hobb
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What's Management up to?" I whispered to Bennett."My guess is a new acronym, " he whispered. "Departmental Unification Management Business." He wrote down the ltters on his legal pad. "D.U.M.B. Connie Willis
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Congratulations, he said. "That was the stupidest thing I've ever seen." His expression was a mix of awe and disbelief. "Ever. Patrick Rothfuss
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No matter how much the woman is beautiful, she will lose her womanhood if she is dumb, arrogant or liar. Eyden I.
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Everyone, at nineteen, is dumb and beautiful in equal parts... Raphael Kadushin
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The definition of stupid is the inabilitly to see another side to an argument other than one's own. James Rozoff
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You’ll finally realize the importance of the spark of that diamond once you lost it. RSCruz
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Platypus? I thought it was pronounced platymapus. Has it always been pronounced platypus? Jessica Simpson
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Twenty-three is old. It's almost 25, which is like almost mid-20s. Jessica Simpson
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It was as if my rationale had a stupid friend that was always getting up to no good. S.A. Tawks
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Trying to educate the dumb with a dumb teacher is nothing but washing the dirty clothes in a dirty water! Mehmet Murat Ildan
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Anyhow, many people in the soft sciences are prone to be wrong because they’re crazy** some are dumb, too, but that’s another story. Gregory Cochran
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Falderson, " he said quietly to Bahzell in passable Navahkan, "is as stupid as the day is long." He craned his neck to gaze up at the hradani and shook his head. "In fact, he's even stupider than I thought. You, sir, are the biggest damned hradani-no offense- I think I've ever seen. David Weber
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Much, much later. when I am back home and being treated for Post Traumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD). I will be enabled to see what was going on in my mind immediately after 11 August.I am still capable of operating mechanically as a soldier in these following days. But operating mechanically as a soldier is now all I am capable of. Martin says he is worried about me. He says I have the thousand-yard stare'. Of course, I cannot see this stare. But by now we both have more than an idea what it means. So, among all the soldiers here, this is nothing to be ashamed of. But as it really does just go with the territory we find ourselves in. it is just as equally not a badge of h . Jake Wood
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I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa. Britney Spears
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I still remember what my father said "There are on the stadium 22 idiots, which are running after ball.". From where did he knew that?? He knew it from guarding the stadium, so my question is why we don't watch how a dog catch a ball? But we watch 22 idiots running after the ball?? What are the differences?? That the dog can't kick the ball, but the humanity can?? - Wow, wow that's a great discovery for a dumb person! . Deyth Banger
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When the President does it , that means that it is not illegal. Richard M. Nixon
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Teenage girls these days are more and more getting lured into thinking they should dumb themselves down, and that's going to attract the wrong kind of guy, and it's serious. It's serious business. Danica McKellar
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I can look back now and say, 'Aw, that was a little dumb taking huge bumps onto concrete before a couple of hundred fans, ' but if it wasn't for that attitude and that type of work ethic, I never would have gotten to WWE. Mick Foley
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I don't oppose all wars. What I am opposed to is a dumb war. What I am opposed to is a rash war. Barack Obama
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The most famous actress who did the 'dumb blond' routine was Marilyn Monroe, but she was a genius actress. Nikolaj CosterWaldau
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I don't have to wait until the next morning to regret something I did that was kinda dumb. Bobby Knight
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I am dumb when it comes to learning dance steps. Mia Kirshner
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You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. Erica Jong
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If I could be doing anything, I'd be laying on the floor in my birthday suit eating junk food and watching something dumb on TV. Anita Baker
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There's the argument that you can relate to someone who's completely unrelatable. In the way that a director shows you his imagination on a film, then I get to show you my imagination in a big dumb character. Idris Elba
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When I was first divorced, I started dating younger women, and it was really exciting. But after a while I was like, 'This is just dumb.' Louis C. K.
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When I was 18, I thought my father was pretty dumb. After a while when I got to be 21, I was amazed to find out how much he'd learned in three years. Frank Butler