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A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.Zsa Zsa Gabor
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The only thing we don't have a god for is premature ejaculation... but I hear that it's coming quickly.Mel Brooks
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He's the sort of guy that gets a laugh out of people.Ken Kesey
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Okay, you won our shitty little argument. Pass the world.Brian Spellman
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I hope you nail the bastaNenia Campbell
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Tis better to have love and lust Than to let our apparatus rust.Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
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When she spoke, Tom held his breath, so eagerly he listened; when she sang, he sat like one entranced. She touched his organ, and from that bright epoch even it, the old companion of his happiest hours, incapable as he had thought of elevation, began a new and deified existence.Charles Dickens
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Sublime is something you choke on after a shot of tequila.Mark Z. Danielewski
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But you have so much in common. You're both from strange little backwater planets. You both have odd powers. You're male and she's female. What more do you need? Believe me, buddy, if I were you, I'd go right up there and ask her if she wants to ride on my rancor.Dave Wolverton