40 Quotes About Doctor Who

Doctor Who is one of the greatest science-fiction shows of all time. The show is well known for its great universe, many great characters, and lots of funny, quirky lines. With so much to quote from it can be difficult to know where to start. So we’ve put together a list of all the most memorable doctor-who quotes – including funny ones – to help you get through your daily life with a smile.

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When you run with the Doctor, it feels like it'll never end. But however hard you try you can't run forever. Everybody knows that everybody dies and nobody knows it like the Doctor. But I do think that all the skies of all the worlds might just turn dark if he ever for one moment, accepts it. Everybody knows that everybody dies. But not every day. Not today. Some days are special. Some days are so, so blessed. Some days, nobody dies at all. (In the library, the Doctor walks back to the TARDIS. He stops, looking at the doors. Then he raises his hand, and stands there poised like that for a long moment. Finally he snaps his fingers. The doors open. He smiles slowly and walks in, joining Donna. Then he snaps his fingers again, and the doors close. River's voice continues over this.) Now and then, every once in a very long while, every day in a million days, when the wind stands fair, and the Doctor comes to call.. everybody lives. . Steven Moffat
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The universe is big, its vast and complicated, and ridiculous. And sometimes, very rarely, impossible things just happen and we call them miracles. And that's the theory. Nine hundred years, never seen one yet, but this would do me. Steven Moffat
The universe is big. It's vast and complicated and ridiculous....
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The universe is big. It's vast and complicated and ridiculous. And sometimes–very rarely–impossible things just happen and we call them miracles. Steven Moffat
People assume that time is a strict progression of cause...
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People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but *actually* from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint - it's more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly... time-y wimey... stuff. Steven Moffat
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This was supposed to be yesterday. I was sitting on the Cardiff/London train, supposedly about to write this very column, and realising something quite terrible. My head was entirely empty. A vast echoing void. Bigger on the inside, but with nothing in it. You could drop a pebble in my brain and wait for an hour to hear it land. No actually, you couldn't - that would be aggressive and unhelpful, so keep your damn pebbles to yourself. . Steven Moffat
Good is good in the final hour, in the deepest...
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Good is good in the final hour, in the deepest pit — without hope, without witness, without reward. Virtue is only virtue in extremis. Steven Moffat
I am, and always will be, the optimist. The hoper...
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I am, and always will be, the optimist. The hoper of far-flung hopes, and the dreamer of improbable dreams. Eleventh Doctor
Truth in the heart of heresy
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Truth in the heart of heresy The Doctor
Hitler: Thank you, whoever you are. I think you just...
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Hitler: Thank you, whoever you are. I think you just saved my life. The Doctor: Believe me... It was an accident. Steven Moffat
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There's one thing you don't put in a trap, if you're smart, if you value your continued existance, if you have any plans about seeing tomorrow, there is one thing you never ever put in a trap. And what would that be sir? Me Russell T. Davies
Amy: Pond and her boys .. . my poncho boys....
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Amy: Pond and her boys .. . my poncho boys. If we're going to die, let's die looking like a peruvian folk band. Simon Nye
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Then what do we call you?" another of the heat forms asked. "We are Rutan." "Our species need something a little more particular, " the first heat form of the Time Lord said. "I think we’ll call you Fred, for ease of reference. David A. McIntee
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There's an emergency link to the defence grid, but that's only for use in the direst emergencies." "And of course a mile-long unknown intruder approaching your main source of power isn't an emergency?" Karan hesitated, his chins wobbling slightly with their own momentum. "It'll take time, but I could access the defence grid's sensor logs for that sector..." "I won't tell if you don't. David A. McIntee
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Rebuild your world, rebuild your race, rebuild your empire. Rebuild it all. But make sure you rebuild your ideals too. Rebuild the principles that made you a great and honorable galactic power in the first place. Don't prey on the weak. Don't steal from the helpless. Don't murder the innocent. Be a force for good, not a force for yourself. Dan Abnett
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At the moment, it's simply a difference of opinon between the Doctor and you.. You both want the best. You've only tried to kill him a couple of times... I mean, don't worry about that. I've seen people do much worse to him and at the end of the day he'll take them out for pizza. He's very forgiving. The Doctor is brilliant, ' [said Rory] James Goss
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I'd forgotten not all victories are about saving the universe. Steven Moffat
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The sonic screwdriver from Doctor Who might have worked, having been canonically established as being ineffective on wood, but nobody had ever figured out how to use the controls on the blasted thing. Jim C. Hines
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So... Boris. Are you evil?' [said the Doctor].'Not at all, my dear sir, ' chuckled Boris.'You just chuckled, ' groaned the Doctor. 'Chuckling's a dead givaway in my books. Along with putting your hands on your hips and snogging another man's wife. James Goss
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No, look, there's a blue box. It's bigger on the inside than it is on the outside. It can go anywhere in time and space and sometimes even where it's meant to go. And when it turns up, there's a bloke in it called The Doctor and there will be stuff wrong and he will do his best to sort it out and he will probably succeed 'cause he's awesome. Now sit down, shut up, and watch 'Blink'. Neil Gaiman
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Madge: I don't know why I keep shouting at them. The Doctor: Because every time you see them happy you remember how sad they're going to be. And it breaks your heart. Because what's the point in them being happy now if they're going to be sad later. The answer is, of course, because they are going to be sad later.~ The Doctor, the Widow, and the Wardrobe Steven Moffat
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Well we've moved through the funfair a bit - we've done the rollercoaster, now we're on the ghost train. Steven Moffat
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Leela: Why are we listening to them? It is a waste of time. The Doctor; It is difficult to know what will be a waste of time until after the time has been wasted, by which time it is too late. So predicting what will be a waste of time is something of a waste of time. Unless it gives you pleasure of course when it probably doesn't count as a waste of time. Leela (yawning): I am sorry I did not hear what you said, Doctor.The Doctor (smiling): That was a waste of time then. Chris Boucher
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But Time Lords always travel in the T — in their Spectrels, don't they?"" Only if absolutely necessary."" You what?"" It's another myth put about by those scoundrels. Dramatic effect and all that. It's all his fault."" What do you mean?"" Who's fault."" No, I asked you first."" No, you clot. It's Who's fault — Dr bloody Who. That's who! "" Why?"" No, not Why. I said it's Who's fault."" Whose fault?"" Yes. Who.""What?""No! Listen, damn you. Don't bring Why or What into it. It's nothing to do with them. It's Who's fault."" That's what I'm trying to establish, Doctor. Whose fault is it?"" Yes. It's Who's fault; now, can we just bloody get on with it and stop arguing the toss and bringing the others into it? . Mark Speed
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You said these guys are your cousins? Is that, like, for real? It's, like, not a turn of phrase?"" What on earth do you mean?"" Well, I refer to my bluds as cuz, sometimes. Is it like that, or is they real blood relatives?"" Yes, four of them are cousins. One of them is my twin brother. I'm sure you can guess who."" Who?"" Yes."" No, who?"" Exactly." The Doctor's gaze was in some far-off place, his voice low and monotone. "He was always the troublesome one. He instigated the rift, cemented the separation. Blabbed to the Beeb. I can never forgive him for that. Never. Mark Speed
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Rose wasn't 'ordinary'. What was I supposed to do? Wrap her in cotton wool? Tell her 'Here, I could give you the universe, but I'm not going to in case you get hurt? There's all this stuff out there, all these planets, all these wonders, but I want you to stay at home and work in a shop? Jacqueline Rayner
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We're all stories in the end. The Doctor
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Because every time you see them happy you remember how sad they're going to be. And it breaks your heart. Because what's the point in them being happy now if they're going to be sad later. The answer is, of course, because they a re going to be sad later. Steven Moffat
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Maybe I'm in Hell. That's okay, I'm not scared of Hell - it's just Heaven for bad people. Steven Moffat
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Listen .. The universe is full of creatures that can get inside your soul. Things that try to take away the very things that make you who you are, who try to reshape you for their own ends, who want to eat you like a piece of fruit and spit out the seeds. It's Turtles all the way down. Are you listening? .. Listen, Chris. The Turtles don't deserve your life. You mustn't let them have you. I know them too well, Chris. They've touched me, infected me, possessed me. I've felt their contamination. I've been on their altars. Listen to me, Chris. They don't have the right .. Not even if they love you .. Not even if they're a god. . Kate Orman
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Because this exact leaf had to grow in that exact way, in that exact place, so that precise wind could tear it from that precise branch and make it fly into this exact face at that exact moment. And, if just one of those tiny little things had never had happened, I'd never have met ya. Which makes this leaf the most important leaf in human history Neil Cross
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Is there a word for 'total screaming genius' that sounds modest and a tiny bit sexy? Steven Moffat
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Heroes are important. Heroes tell us who we want to be but when they made this particular hero they didn’t give him a gun, they gave him a screwdriver to fix things. They didn’t give him a tank or a warship or an X-Wing, they gave him a call box from which you can call for help and they didn’t give him a superpower or a heat-ray, they gave him an extra heart. And that’s extraordinary. There will never come a time when we don’t need a hero like the doctor. Steven Moffat
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If you want more people to come to the theatre, don't put the prices at £50. You have to make theatre inclusive, and at the moment the prices are exclusive. Putting TV stars in plays just to get people in is wrong. You have to have the right people in the right parts. Stunt casting and being gimmicky does the theatre a great disservice. You have to lure people by getting them excited about a theatrical experience. Catherine Tate
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LEELA: 'To be, or not to be, that is the question.' That is a very stupid question! T H E DOCTOR: It's Shakespeare.LEELA: And that is a very stupid name. You do not shake a spear, you throw it! Throwspeare, now that is a name. John Dorney
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We teleported, " Issie finishes. "Like in Star Trek or Harry Potter, sort of. No! Like in Dr. Who in that episode with the Sontarans and the brilliant human boy, or really any Dr. Who ever if you think of the Tardis! Holy canola! That is just the coolest thing ever! Wowie, wow, wow! Carrie Jones
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William Shakespeare: 'Close up this din of hateful decay, decomposition of your witches' plot! You thieve my brains, consider me your toy, my doting doctor tells me I am not! ' Lilith: No! Words of power! William Shakespeare: 'Foul Carrionite specters, cease your show, between the points.. ' [he looks to The Doctor for help] The Doctor: 761390! William Shakespeare: '761390! Banished like a tinker's cuss, I say to thee.. ' [he again looks to The Doctor] The Doctor: Uh.. [he looks to Martha] Martha Jones: Expelliarmus! The Doctor: Expelliarmus! William Shakespeare: 'Expelliarmus! ' The Doctor: Good old JK!. Gareth Roberts
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He could wear hats. He could wear an assortment of hats of different shapes and styles. Boater hats, cowboy hats, bowler hats. The list went on. Pork-pie hats, bucket hats, trillbies and panamas. Top hats, straw hats, trapper hats. Wide brim narrow brim, stingy brim. He could wear a fez. Fezzes were cool. Hadn't someone once said that fezzes were cool? He was pretty aur ether had. And they were. They were cool. Derek Landy
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In the Vortex that lies beyond time and space tumbled a police box that was not a police box. Stephen Baxter
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Now... Just run.' [said the Doctor.]One of the things you learn very quickly around the Doctor is never to question him when he says that word. You just run. It's almost like breathing. James Goss