13 Quotes About Dessert

If you’re a regular visitor to our blog, you know we love dessert quotes. These heart-warming, life-affirming, and positively uplifting dessert quotes will make your day or help you out of a jam. You can always rely on desserts to make a positive impact in your life. Whether it’s a yummy piece of chocolate cake or a scrumptious cupcake with fresh whipped cream, a delicious treat can do a lot for your mood and well-being.

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the...
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We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. David Mamet
The 12-step chocoholics program: Never be more than 12 steps...
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The 12-step chocoholics program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate! Terry Moore
There are two kinds of people in the world: those...
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There are two kinds of people in the world: those who love chocolate, and communists. Leslie Moak Murray
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If you are not feeling well, if you have not slept, chocolate will revive you. But you have no chocolate! I think of that again and again! My dear, how will you ever manage? Unknown
But I, when I undress me Each night, upon my...
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But I, when I undress me Each night, upon my knees Will ask the Lord to bless me With apple-pie and cheese. Eugene Field
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I wasn't going to have dessert, but it was right there, all gooey and sweet. It's like sex. I mean, when it's right there, what are you supposed to do? I wasn't going to have that either--sex--with my parents bunking in the office, but, well, it was right there."" I'll tolerate the gooey and sweet, Peabody, but I'm not thinking about you having sex with McNab, especially in the same sentence as 'my parents.'"" I think they had sex, too." Eve struggled not to wince or twitch. "Do you want me to kick you down four flights of steps and make you walk up again?"" I'd probably bounce all the way down, too, with all this gooey and sweet in my butt. So I guess not."" Good choice. J.D. Robb
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I am starting to think that maybe memories are like this dessert. I eat it, and it becomes a part of me, whether I remember it later or not. Erica Bauermeister
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Dessert is to a meal what a dress is to a woman. Unknown
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And when all of the flourless chocolate cakes & chocolate mousse or ganache cakes have come and gone, there will still be nothing like a fudgy brownie, dry & crackled on top, moist & dense within, with a glass of cold milk. Richard Sax
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When I'm not longer rapping, I want to open up an ice cream parlor and call myself Scoop Dogg. Snoop Dogg. Snoop Dogg
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Just about every available female--and some unavailable--seemed to think the way to his heart was through his blood sugar levels. Kelly Moran
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Hugo planned a five-course meal: smoked duck, oyster stew, roast beef with mashed yams, a salad of apples with beets and blue cheese, then chocolate banana cream pie. Rich, rich, and richer still. Ben made pitchers of martinis and set aside thirty-five bottles of a tried-and-true Napa cabernet, pure purple velvet, and an Oregonian pinot gris, grassy and effervescent. Julia Glass