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The common man prays, 'I want a cookie right now! ' And God responds, 'If you'd listen to what I say, tomorrow it will bring you 100 cookies.Criss Jami
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Don't you want to know what cookies is a code word for?" "No! Good God, no!Jennifer L. Armentrout
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Have you slept yet?'' Sure. I took a power nap on the way over.'' Didn't you drive there?'' Yeah. Other drviers kept waking me up. Car horns should be illegal.'- Charley & CookieDarynda Jones
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Did you catch the time-of-great-suffering thing?” Her expression softened. “Can you just make sure I’m not around when it happens?”“ No can do, ” I said, strolling back to my office with a negating wave of my hand. “If I have to suffer, then so does everyone else within a ten-mile radius.” She pursed her lips. “What ever happened to taking one for the team?”“ Was never much of a team player.”“ Sacrificing yourself for the greater good?”“ Not that into human sacrifice.”“ Suffering in silence?” I stopped and turned back to her, my eyes narrowing accusingly. “If I have to suffer, I’ll be screaming your name at the top of my lungs the whole time. You’ll be able to hear me all the way to Jersey, mark my words.”- Charley to Cookie .Darynda Jones
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Everyone needs to calm down! Okay, you got a weird cookie. So what? I don’t mean to swat your ego here, buddy, but this smacks a little narcissistic for me. God is not trying to communicate to you through a cookie. It doesn’t work that way. God’s not all Jack-and-the-magic-beans and tooth-beneath-the pillow voodoo. You don’t just close your eyes, flap open your Bible, and slam a steak knife into a verse. It’s that sort of thinking that leads to witch trials and Senate probes. .Geoffrey Wood
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That’s the thing about the collapse of civilization, Blake. It never happens according to plan — there’s no slavering horde of zombies. No actinic flash of thermonuclear war. No Earth-shuddering asteroid. The end comes in unforeseen ways; the stock market collapses, and then the banks, and then there is no food in the supermarkets, or the communications system goes down completely and inevitably, and previously amiable co-workers find themselves wrestling over the last remaining cookie that someone brought in before all the madness began.Mark A. Rayner