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Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I'd say our afternoon just got booked solid!Bill Watterson
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People who are not blessed with the ability to make others laugh compensate for that by saying (or trying to say) things that are profound.Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D's in school. Well guess what, I get F's! ! !Bill Watterson
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In the midst of the vagaries of life, they provide us a trip to the land of goodness and fairies, of imaginations and possibilities. A childhood that wasn't spent watching cartoons or reading comic strips, no wonder, seems too dull to imagine.Sanhita Baruah
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They call us monsters because it makes it easier to hurt us. Bus monsters are people too.Kippa
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A dessert to a deserter in the desert burst, "You trust your thirst. And you are too hot! You scream for ice cream. And believe it or not, I may not be your first. But I might be your lust! Give it a shot...Ana Claudia Antunes
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Who put the S in comic to make cosmic? / The Self, which is the self of all beings - / choosing to disguise from themselves / that everything is just a game. // With a laugh we could turn / from all the seriousness we learned / and connect with every atom to create / breathtaking beauty with graceful ease.Jay Woodman
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I'd ask you to think outside the box on this, but it's obvious your box is broken. And has schizophrenia.Ted Kosmatka
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If heaven was created only for the most stupid clown, then Mr Bean could have been the only righteous man on earth.Michael Bassey Johnson
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I think the reason I choose the comic approach so often is because it's harder, therefore affording me the opportunity to show off.Rita Mae Brown
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Every time you look up at the stars, it’s like opening a door. You could be anyone, anywhere. You could be yourself at any moment in your life. You open that door and you realize you’re the same person under the same stars. Camping out in the backyard with your best friend, eleven years old. Sixteen, driving alone, stopping at the edge of the city, looking up at the same stars. Walking a wooded path, kissing in the moonlight, look up and you’re eleven again. Chasing cats in a tiny town, you’re eleven again, you’re sixteen again. You’re in a rowboat. You’re staring out the back of a car. Out here where the world begins and ends, it’s like nothing ever stops happening.Bryan Lee OMalley
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Why would a comediotic guy like Buzz Aldrin worry about who said what first? He was on the %$#@! +-oon!Ray Palla
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Death is complicated."- Johann KrausJohn Arcudi
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There are few things less comforting than a tiger who's been up too late.Bill Watterson
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I have all these great genes, but they're recessive. That's the problem here.Bill Watterson
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DeadPool reminds me for some other films which are sci-fi, like Selflessness and Mr.Nobody....But the speech is awful it must be fixed!Deyth Banger
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Azarath, Metrion, Zinthos!Raven
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The comic is the perception of the opposite humor is the feeling of it.Umberto Eco
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You can write a little and can draw a little, but there's necessarily a limitation on both in a comic strip, since it appears in such a tiny space.Stephan Pastis
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It used to be that the black comic figure had to have this bravado and always showed strength.Larry Wilmore
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If I truly had the courage of my convictions, I would be a full-blown comic novelist.Petina Gappah
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I kept telling my mom that reading comic books would pay off.Joss Whedon
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I definitely used to write a lot at school. Comic poetry and drawings about people.Sally Phillips