12 Quotes About Comeback

Whether you’re dealing with a jerk at work or an ungrateful child, you’ve probably gotten into a tiff or two. And after the dust settles, there’s almost always a moment of satisfaction when you prove your point. If you’re looking for an appropriate come back quote to make your worst enemy squirm, check out our collection of funny comebacks for him and her quotes.

Are you a female dog?
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Are you a female dog?"" What?" Massie asked. "Why?" Lisi Harrison
Are you a female dog?
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Are you a female dog?"" What?" Massie asked. Lisi Harrison
Forgive me.... I called you an idiot. I spoke too...
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Forgive me.... I called you an idiot. I spoke too hastily. You are not. Had I given it more thought, I would have called you a scoundrel. Lloyd Alexander
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How soon do you think it is? Time will tell me. When it's autumn, the leaves fall. When the time comes, I'll know it. [Responding to a question about when he will start throwing his slider in his attempt to comeback from a career-ending stroke.] J.R. Richard
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Okay, listen, I don't know what dumb lines you are used to giving girls so they fall all over you but I just want you to know that I wasn't born yesterday so I am gonna go now and leave you to whatever dumb idiot girl is gonna buy that line. Andrea Portes
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Guns, double-crosses, hitmen… I can get used to a lot of things, but I’m never going to get used to sleeping where apocalypse bugs mate, ” Wednesday said, walking into the room looking around. She dropped her Birkin on the floor and heard something scuttling behind the cheap plastic wood print veneer covered dresser. She turned to face Alvin, her head cocked to the side. “Seriously. I’m not saying five-star… I’m saying go on Expedia and find a place that actually has stars… any stars. Dennis Sharpe
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Wow. This place looks classy. The smell of fertilizer and rot is really in this season. Remind me, what are we doing here?” she asked looking at him with a coy smile. “Did we come for bait? Dennis Sharpe
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It must be horny douchebag day, ” she mumbled under her breath as she slid the bag’s strap up on her shoulder. Dennis Sharpe
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Hey, Captain Neckbeard! Less talky-talky, more worky-worky! ” Wednesday shouted rudely down at the man who had been changing the tire. She wasn’t planning on taking shit from a tow truck driving hick today or any other day. Dennis Sharpe
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I’m nobody’s bitch.” He growled low and threatening.“ But you were mine.” Kane cut in deep and matter of fact. Rochelle H. Ragnarok
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You ask too many questions, " snapped Cletus.I kept my gaze on Roman. "that's because I get too few answers. David Baldacci