15 Quotes About Candy

For those who love an occasional sweet treat, we’ve collected the best candy quotes to inspire and motivate you. Whether you’re a classic candy lover or prefer an unconventional mix, we’ve got you covered.

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Knowledge was like candy: you never turned it down, especially if you didn't have to work too hard to get it. Robert Liparulo
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She grinned, looking for all the world like a sticky-mouthed little girl who had just convinced her gullible mother that she really did drop the first piece of candy into the storm drain and would need another. Wendy Corsi Staub
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People are like M&Ms. They come in a variety of colors, they're hard on the outside, and full of obscene yumminess on the inside. Michael Makai
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He was like her favorite type of candy, she realized, a bit sour at first but all sweetness in the long run. Admittedly .. . that tartness was part of the allure all along. Victoria Kahler
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As long as I can remember, male candy eaters have been ill-used, misunderstood, and denigrated, in films and on television, as weak, self-indulgent, soft, effeminate, undisciplined, and venal. Most of us have been driven underground. We eat our candy alone and on the sly. We never experience the intimacy of sharing candy with others–unless we have chosen our mates wisely. Jeffrey Steingarten
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Welcome, let’s all prepare to be whisked to the magical land of candy. Be warned, candy is very addicting and at Jubilee’s the candy is the tastiest in the world, Derek Ailes
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You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans. Ronald Reagan
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Whoever thought a tiny candy bar should be called fun size was a moron. Glenn Beck
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We go on in her room, where we like to set. I get up in the big chair and she get up on me and smile, bounce a little. "Tell me bout the brown wrapping. And the present." She so excited, she squirming. She has to jump off my lap, squirm a little to get it out. Then she crawl back up. That's her favorite story cause when I tell it, she get two presents. I take the brown wrapping from my Piggly Wiggly grocery bag and wrap up a little something, like piece a candy, inside. Then I use the white paper from my Cole's Drug Store bag and wrap another one just like it. She take it real serious, the unwrapping, letting me tell the story bout how it ain't the color a the wrapping that count, it's what we is inside. . Kathryn Stockett
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My chair rolls to a stop. his voice cut short, followed by a thump and sliding sound. My wheelchair rolls forward again. I look back and see Ragnar pushing it innocently along. Sevro isn't in the hallway behind us. I frown, wondering where he went, till he bursts out of a side passage." You! Troll! " Sevro shouts. "I'm a terrorist warlord! Stop throwing me. You made me drop my candy! " Sevro looks at the floor of the hallway. "Wait. Where is it? Dammit, Ragnar. Where is my peanut bar? You know how many people I had to kill to get that? Six! Six! " Ragnar chews quietly above me, and though I'm probably mistaken, I think I see him smile. Pierce Brown
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Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker. Ogden Nash
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All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911. Lewis Black
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I always saw candy as art. Dylan Lauren
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I feel like a little kid who just walked into a candy store. I think that's something to smile about. Brandon Boyd