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You know you've reached a new plateau of group mediocrity when even a Canadian is alarmed by your lack of individuality.Sarah Vowell
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She and Marie were Montreal girls, not trained to accompany heroes, or to hold out for dreams, but just to be patient.Mavis Gallant
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Nonsense. Everyone knows Canadians are a peaceful people.” He was laughing now.“ Tell that to the White House circa 1812, ” I told him.“ Oh? Why?”“Because that’s the year the peace-loving Canadians burned it to the ground.” Dominick grabbed an empty bottle and jumped onto his chair. The room got silent in an instant as everyone paused to look at him. “Cheers to 1812.” He lifted his empty bottle. The whole room whooped and raised their full glasses, howling in unison. I could barely hear over the sound of my own laughter.Sierra Dean
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It may interest for you to know that most Canadians in 2036 are some of the most efficient, ruthless and dangerous people I know. God help Quebec.John Titor Foundation