17 Quotes About Blackmail

Where does it say in your user agreement that you can use your smartphone as a spy cam? The truth is, with the amount of information we now have at our fingertips, it’s not hard to find out what’s going on in the lives of those with whom we interact. All it takes is a little time and a little digging, and you can know pretty much anything about the people around you. And that’s exactly why we have a collection of funny blackmail quotes that will have you laughing at anyone who tries to blackmail you!

The bonds of friendship dwindle with age, Oliver. But a...
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The bonds of friendship dwindle with age, Oliver. But a little blackmail lasts forever. Stephen Hunt
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I am one of those servants — butlers usually — who respectfully points out when their master is about to do something stupid: "You should probably only burn the document once the blackmail has been completed, m' lady. Joe Dunthorne
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Every honorable man is forced to yield to blackmail once or twice in his life, just for the sake of keeping peace in the community. Don Marquis
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The tale of a righteous leftist - THE BRAND DEMAND Johnny Worthen
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Having a heart that’s three sizes too small must be really convenient for business. Naima Simone
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I’ve had your kiss. I know what you taste like, and that’s only worsened the need. Made me crave more. Naima Simone
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I can be ruthless, unforgiving, and a manipulative bastard. But I don’t play games with sex. Naima Simone
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I’m not putting that in my mouth. Naima Simone
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You’re demanding fidelity, and I’ll give you that. But if I intended to be celibate, I would’ve become a priest. Naima Simone
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That's blackmail on top of attempted murder, Kye. I can officially kill you Keri Arthur
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Hello, Mrs. Tran...I have David's homework. And if you ever want to see it again, you'll pay me the two million dollars I asked for. Nenia Campbell
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Blackmail threats are e-mails from madmen. Michael Bassey Johnson
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The kind of people we have in Washington only trust what they think they own. Stephen L. Carter
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Strange how things turn out. Two birds, one stone and all that.' McBlane chuckled at his own impromptu joke. 'But things have worked out for the best and now we all get to work together, ' he said, and a smile spread across his face as easy as a politician's lie. R.D. Ronald
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When that bastard calls back, you tell him he’s won this round. I’ll marry him. But I don’t take well to being blackmailed, and tell him I intend to spend the rest of my life making him miserable, got that? Susan Elizabeth Phillips
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Jordana is in the umpire's highchair. I walk under the rugby posts and on to the tennis courts, stopping a few metres in front of her, in the service box. Her legs are crossed. I wait for her to speak.' I have two special skills, ' she says. She pulls a sheaf of papers from under her bum. I recognize the font and the text boxes. It's my pamphlet.' Blackmail, ' she says. She holds up her Zippo in the other hand. I can tell that she has been practising this.' And pyromania.' I am impressed that Jordana knows this word.' Right, ' I say.' I'm going to blackmail you, Ol.'I feel powerless. She is in a throne.' Okay, ' I say. . Joe Dunthorne