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How initially 'to get her in the sack' and subsequently to avoid 'her giving you the sack' are not identical dilemmas faced by the male species, but they sure have a bizarre habit of being bedfellowsAlex Morritt
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Thinking about the bed leaves you horny, but thinking beyond the bed gives you honor, freedom and wisdom.Michael Bassey Johnson
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I have come to realize that my stupid gestures excites women alot, and if I'm really stupid, i will dare to take them to bed and excite them even more.Michael Bassey Johnson
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Be my bedtime story and the thoughts that won't let me fall asleep. Be the conversation that I always have in my head at 3 AM and that beautiful voice that never lets me sleep.Akshay Vasu
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Bedtime is daytime, and we come into bloom after midnight.Lenore Kandel
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Till, silentlywithout one peep, the angels come, their watch to keep. They'll hold you safe while dreaming deep. The pillow cool beneath your head, all star lit is your feather bed which glides the moonbeams like a sled, above towns which glitter blue and red.Unknown