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A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.Mark Twain
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Smartass Disciple: Master, can you trust this bank to keep your money safe? Master of Stupidity: Well, I can put a bit less distrust on this bank than others.Toba Beta
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A data bank holding all the information that is in this universe can be found in GodSunday Adelaja
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He advised that I could invest in stocks to make money. Given that I have a negative balance, that was where the conversation stopped.Vann Chow
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When water fountains start charging to drink, then you know we have a problem.Anthony Liccione
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Love lives in the humblest of places. It doesn't matter how big your house is, how nice your car is, how big your bank vault is...it only matters how much your heart can hold.Kate McGahan
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Dream in colours, for hues are vibrant. Paint each day with a smile. In days of past, don't grieve; Make new deposit to the pleasant memory bank! Let your life be a reason for others to LIVE.Somya Kedia
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A Bank is but a college of Fiscal Magic.Catherynne M. Valente
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When a man's bank balance becomes too small, his woman flees. For a man to do the same, his woman's body – or vagina – has to do the opposite.Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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He tried to read an elementary economics text; it bored him past endurance, it was like listening to somebody interminably recounting a long and stupid dream. He could not force himself to understand how banks functioned and so forth, because all the operations of capitalism were as meaningless to him as the rites of a primitive religion, as barbaric, as elaborate, and as unnecessary. In a human sacrifice to deity there might be at least a mistaken and terrible beauty; in the rites of the moneychangers, where greed, laziness, and envy were assumed to move all men's acts, even the terrible became banal.Unknown
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The bank - the monster has to have profits all the time. It can't wait. It'll die. No, taxes go on. When the monster stops growing, it dies. It can't stay one size.John Steinbeck
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From RIVERMy body is filled with sand. The heavy grains flow from my eyes and seek somewhere to fall. Speak to me friends. Tell me I am free to go now, for I need to sit alone in the sun on the river bank, juggling pebbles.Jay Woodman
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If you owe ten pounds to the Bank of England, you get thrown in jail, but if you owe a million pounds, they invite you to sit on the BoardUnknown
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The politicians looked after the mandarins. The mandarins looked after the central bankers and the regulators. (The governor of the Central Bank was paid more in 2008 than the chairman of the US Federal Reserve, as was the chief executive of the Financial Regulator.) The Central Bankers looked after the bankers. The bankers looked after IBEC. And IBEC looked after the government. The circle of oligarchs was watertight.Shane Ross
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A banker is a man who lends you an umbrella when the weather is fair and takes it away from you when it rains.Anonymous
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Banking establishments are more dangerous than standing armies.Thomas Jefferson
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The failure of one regional bank, assuming it is following a traditional model, will not threaten the entire system.Sherrod Brown
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One thing you learned as a Cubs fan: when you bought you ticket, you could bank on seeing the bottom of the ninth.Joe Garagiola
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The first interview I went on I got at age 5. It was a commercial for First Federal Bank.Erin Moran
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The more guidance a central bank can provide the public about how policy is likely to evolve the greater the chance that market participants will make appropriate inferences.Ben Bernanke
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A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.Bob Hope
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Bank failures are caused by depositors who don't deposit enough money to cover losses due to mismanagement.Dan Quayle