27 Quotes About Asshole

Bitten? You mean you're a-"" A werewolf, " said the girl. "Like everyone else here. Except you, and the asshole. And the asshole's sister. Cassandra Clare

I didn't really expect you to have an appropriate response, " Renaire says simply, taking a moment to tap ash off the tip of his cigarette. He'd hoped, yes, but never expected, not really. "I came to terms with the fact you're a possessive, self-important asshole with a superiority complex a long time ago."" Somehow, that's reassuring, " Delaurier says. Luchia Dertien

They all said the way to a man’s heart was through his asshole. Edmund White

I considered sex work, but then I bent over and looked at my asshole in a mirror. Nobody was going to pay me for access to that thing. Jeremy Robert Johnson

I didn’t need to be a writer to know that I could. Did you have to become a penis to act like a dick? Crystal Woods

To speak a language that was as intimate and free as certain dreams, saying darkly, thrillingly, My cock inside of you. Your come in my mouth ... He focused on the boy’s slim, tight hips; with the tip of his tongue he tasted an asshole’s bitter, forbidden mystery. Paul Russell

Pain was as much a part of this life as the summer and the winter and the rain, and there was no greater asshole than the one who believed you can cure it. Brian McGreevy

It is my sincere desire that my research and hard work will help create a world where we all learn to walk this Earth, safe, enlightened and free from the perils of cruelty, ignorance, and all the other dark and sinister forces, which make assholes possible. Alexei Maxim Russell

Happy to say you passed the sobriety test. Sad to say you failed the asshole test. Gena Showalter

The poor girl ws keeping that student's letter as a precious treasure, and had run to fetch it, her only treasure, because she did not want me to go away without knowing that she, too, was honestly and genuinely loved; that she, too, was addressed respectfully. No doubt that letter was destined to lie in her box and lead to nothing. But none the less, I am certain that she would keep it all her life as a precious treasure, as her pride and justification, and now at such a minute she had thought of that letter and brought it with naive pride to raise herself in my eyes that I might see, that I, too, might think well of her. Fyodor Dostoyevsky

So are there any asshole guys here I can start dating?' she says. 'That's, like, my pattern. Gillian Flynn

Now get the fuck up off the ground so I can put you in it... like a coffin. Because you'll be fucking dead after I kill you, you fucking asshole. Robert Kirkman

Don’t be an asshole. Just because you have one, it doesn’t mean it’s okay to act like it. Christian Simamora

You're an asshole, you know that, Haller?"I nodded and headed back to the door." When I need to be. Michael Connelly

To lose a worthless friend is worthy of a testimony. Michael Bassey Johnson

I can't believe you cheated! " "I can't believe you didn't know it. Man, what kind of got are you? I never knew stupidity had a divine representative. Guess I was wrong, huh?" "You're such an asshole."- Phobos & Diemos Sherrilyn Kenyon

Let’s be assholes and enjoy the life. M.F. Moonzajer

You’re right, I do indeed want you. That doesn’t change the fact that you’re an asshole. Lexi Cubbins

Keep moving forward, the best way to let go off, asshole people holding you back Napz Cherub Pellazo

Check your privilege, Hitler! I'm a nut job, not an asshole. Rick Remender

He could be so charming and irreverent and witty, and then-bam! -a switch flipped and he reverted right back to the cocky asshole everyone reported him to be. Lauren Weisberger