13 Quotes About Appalachium

Appalachia is one of the most beautiful regions in all of North America. It’s an area rich in landscape, culture, and history. It’s also home to some of the best Appalachian quotes out there. From the mountains to the streams, Appalachia is a place where nature can be found anywhere you look Read more

The following appalachia quotes are sure to inspire your adventures and bring back memories of your time spent exploring this beautiful land.

What on earth would I do if four bears came...
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What on earth would I do if four bears came into my camp? Why, I would die of course. Literally shit myself lifeless. Bill Bryson
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If it ran, a Bean would shoot it. If it fell, a Bean would eat it. Carolyn Chute
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If it ran, a Bean would eat it. If it fell, a Bean would eat it. Carolyn Chute
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Nothing else in the whole wide world matters as much as avenging your sister. Jason Jack Miller
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It's Coke, my man. You really think I'm going to let you pour any more alcohol into your body tonight? Jason Jack Miller
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Yeah, but a hellbender never dies. You ever see a dead one? Jason Jack Miller
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Here's how I'll tell you what I think–if you see white smoke then you know I picked a new pope. And if I'm drinking a Snapple then you know I don't give a shit. Jason Jack Miller
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You are not a handgun. More like a pellet gun. Maybe even a slingshot. Jason Jack Miller
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Preston Black couldn't sleep the whole night through, Preston Black couldn't sleep the whole night through. He'd lay in bed 'til the morning came, but the devil'd visit him just the same. Preston Black couldn't sleep the whole night through. Jason Jack Miller
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We're all Hitler inside. We're all Christ inside. I'm not keen on the idea, but it's true, isn't it? We've all got a little bit of the devil in us. Jason Jack Miller
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Music lets you write your own checks. Don't ever forget that. Jason Jack Miller
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It was still late summer elsewhere, but here, high in Appalachia, fall was coming; for the last three mornings, she'd been able to see her breath. The woods, which started twenty feet back from her backdoor like a solid wall, showed only hints of the impending autumn. A few leaves near the treetops had turned, but most were full and green. Visible in the distance, the Widow's Tree towered above the forest. Its leaves were the most stubborn, tenaciously holding on sometimes until spring if the winter was mild. It was a transitional period, when the world changed its cycle and opened a window during which people might also change, if they had the inclination. Alex Bledsoe