37 Quotes About Anita Blake

Anita Blake is a master of her craft. She’s a vampire hunter, a necromancer, and a lycanthrope. She’s also one of the most beloved characters in modern genre fiction, with an extensive list of fans who love her no matter what she does. Because of this, there are plenty of Anita Blake quotes that are very applicable to real life Read more

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Sometimes you deal with the devil not because you want...
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Sometimes you deal with the devil not because you want to, but because if you don't, someone else will. Laurell K. Hamilton
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I'd never met coffee that wasn't wonderful. It was just a matter of how wonderful it was. Laurell K. Hamilton
I used to think I knew what was right and...
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I used to think I knew what was right and what was wrong, and who the good guys are, and who the bad guys are. Then the world got very gray, and I didn't know anything for a long time Laurell K. Hamilton
I will bathe in your warmth ma petite. Roll you...
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I will bathe in your warmth ma petite. Roll you around me until my heart beats only for you. My breath will grow warm from your kiss. Laurell K. Hamilton
Death, especially violent death, will turn the meanest bastard in...
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Death, especially violent death, will turn the meanest bastard in the world into a nice guy. Why is that? Laurell K. Hamilton
The rule is that if they have a weapon and...
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The rule is that if they have a weapon and want to take you someplace else, it is so they can kill you slower-- Peter Laurell K. Hamilton
Never trust people who smile constantly. They're either selling something...
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Never trust people who smile constantly. They're either selling something or not very bright. Laurell K. Hamilton
Zebrowski says that if you killed someone else just hide...
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Zebrowski says that if you killed someone else just hide the body, he's not starting over on the paperwork. Laurell K. Hamilton
One thing I've learned about vampires--they keep pulling new rabbits...
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One thing I've learned about vampires--they keep pulling new rabbits out of their cloaks. Big, fanged, carnivorous bunnies that'll eat your eyeballs if you're not paying attention. Laurell K. Hamilton
Can the sarcasm, ' he said. 'Please, I always use...
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Can the sarcasm, ' he said. 'Please, I always use fresh sarcasm, never canned. Laurell K. Hamilton
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I sat on the bed. Neither of us said anything. I wasn't slick and sophisticated enough for this. What do you say to boyfriend A when he finds you naked in the bed of boyfriend B? Especially if boyfriend A turned into a monster the night before and ate someone. I bet Miss Manners didn't cover this at all. Laurell K. Hamilton
There had to be a circle of Hell where you...
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There had to be a circle of Hell where you were eternally fourteen, eternally in junior high. One of the lower circles. Laurell K. Hamilton
I just don't believe in helping people who are going...
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I just don't believe in helping people who are going to torture me. Though I don't see any bamboo slivers. How can you possibly torture someone without bamboo slivers? Laurell K. Hamilton
You can't kill us all, human.' He was right. I...
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You can't kill us all, human.' He was right. I raised the machine gun a little. 'True, but who's going to be first in line? Laurell K. Hamilton
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I couldn't think of anything helpful to say, so I resorted to humor, my shield of last resort. 'Just please tell me they don't have a dog and a picket fence.' He smiled. 'No fence, but a dog, two dogs.'' What kind of dogs?' I asked. He smiled and glanced at me, wanting to see my reaction. 'Maltese. Their names are Peeka and Boo.''Oh, shit, Edward, you're joking me.'' Donna wants the dogs included in the engagement pictures.' I stared at him, and the look on my face seemed to amuse him. He laughed. 'I'm glad you're here, Anita, because I don't know a single other person who I'd have admitted this to. Laurell K. Hamilton
He balled his hand into a fist.
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He balled his hand into a fist. "You are such a bitch." "Woof, woof, " I said. Laurell K. Hamilton
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We would never go shopping together or eat an entire cake while we complained about men. He'd never invite me over to his house for dinner or a barbecue. We'd never be lovers. But there was a very good chance that one of us would be the last person the other saw before we died. It wasn't friendship the way most people understood it, but it was friendship. There were several people I'd trust with my life, but there is no one else I'd trust with my death. Jean-Claude and even Richard would try to hold me alive out of love or something that passed for it. Even my family and other friends would fight to keep me alive. If I wanted death, Edward would give it to me. Because we both understand that it isn't death that we fear. It's living. Laurell K. Hamilton
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I try to be a good cop. I try to be a good little soldier and follow orders up to a point. But in the end I’m not really a cop, or a soldier. I am a legally sanctioned murderer. I am the Executioner. Laurell K. Hamilton
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Grimes believed in what he did, with no doubts. Though he was older than me by over a decade, I suddenly felt old. Some things mark your soul, not in years but in blood and pain and selling off parts of yourself to get the bad guys, until you finally look in the mirror and aren’t sure which side you’re on anymore. There comes a point when having a badge doesn’t make you the good guy, it just makes you one of the guys. I needed to be one of the good guys, or what the hell was I doing? . Laurell K. Hamilton
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In real life I do violence, but for psychic stuff I do other things better. Laurell K. Hamilton
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...on the job there was nothing but the job. You left the shit outside the door. You could always pick it up on your way back out. Laurell K. Hamilton
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He squeezed my shoulder and smiled at me. I realized that I hadn't kissed him hello, I always kissed him hello. Of course, I was still covered in blood and other bodily fluids, and none of them were his, but he might not understand that that was why I hadn't wanted to get too close. Some of my confusion must have shown on my face, because his smile widened. He turned me around by the shoulders, gave me a little push towards the bathroom, and slapped me on the ass. "Get cleaned up, I'll take care of things here."" I can't believe that you just did that, " I said." Did what?" he said, and he was grinning at me. I could probably count on one hand the number of times Micah had grinned at me. His eyes were sparkling with laughter as if it were all he could do not to let it out. I was happy to see him having a good time, really I was. But I wasn't sure what was funny, and I didn't have the courage to ask. It was probably something that would be at my expense, or something I'd just done that he found cute. I was not cute. Confused, fucked-up, bruised, but not cute. Nathaniel and Damian knew better, but as I passed Gregory, I had to say, "If you touch my ass, I will rip you a new one." I said it as I moved past him, not even pausing." You're no fun, " he growled. I looked back just before I turned out of sight of him. "Oh, I'm a lot of fun, just not around you." He snarled at me. "Bitch.""Woof, woof, " I said, and finally made it into the bathroom. Laurell K. Hamilton
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What do you do with a master vampire that won't leave you alone? Good question. Unfortunately, what I needed was a good answer. Laurell K. Hamilton
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The sunken grave would fade away, probably in my lifetime. If I could avoid killer zombies for a few years. And vampires. And gun-toting humans. Oh, hell, the hot-spot would probably outlast me. Laurell K. Hamilton
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I worry that when you start quoting Machiavelli to justify your actions, you have ceased to be one of the good guys. Laurell K. Hamilton
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I shook my head. "I'm good, Nicky helped." Nicky looked at Edward. "She's having one of those what-if-killing-feels-really-good, doesn't-that-make-me-a-bad-person moments." Edward nodded as if that made perfect sense. "Then it feels good. We can't really control what flips our switch; don't judge it, Anita, and just accept it." I wanted to argue, but it would have been beyond stupid to argue with the two sociopaths in my life. "Why do I have moral quandary questions with the two of you?"" Because you don't really have moral quandaries about violence, Anita, but you're afraid of being judged for enjoying it, so you only bring it to the two people in your life who won't judge you." I wanted to argue with Edward, but I couldn't. "Well, fuck. . Laurell K. Hamilton
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You look wonderful", Jason said." No compliments, Jason. I'm uncomfortable enough in the lingerie."" Then by all means take it off. Laurell K. Hamilton
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Edward smiled, I smiled, even Bernardo smiled. Olaf just looked sinister. Laurell K. Hamilton
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Every ruler should strive for his people to love him. But if they cannot love you, then make them fear you. Love is better, but fear will do the job. Laurell K. Hamilton
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He made a small sigh, as he swallowed the first blood, then his mouth closed over my earlobe, mouth working at the wound, tongue coaxing blood from the wound. He pressed his body the length of mine, one hand cupping my turned head, the other playing down the line of my body. Maybe it was just blood, but I never stroked my steak while eating it. Laurell K. Hamilton
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It wasn't just my beast's hunger, but Jean-Claude's blood thirst and Richard's craving for flesh. It was all that and the ardeur running through all of it, so that one hunger fed into the next in an endless chain, a snake eating it's own tail, an Ouroboros of desires. Laurell K. Hamilton
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We aren't the good guys, Anita. We're the necessary guys. -Edward Laurell K. Hamilton
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Stupidity isn't punishable by death. If it was, there would be a hell of a population drop. Laurell K. Hamilton
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Lately, when I didn't have room to bitch, I didn't. Maturity, at last. Laurell K. Hamilton
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The tears were back, stinging just behind my eyes. There was blood all over my penguins. I didn't give a damn about the walls and carpet. They could be replaced, but I'd collected those damned stuffed toys over years. Laurell K. Hamilton
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Let’s pretend it is a threat, because you need to understand that the other officers aren’t keeping me safe from you; they’re keeping you safe from me. Laurell K. Hamilton