16 Quotes About Alice In Wonderland

The book, "Alice in Wonderland" is by far one of the most memorable classics of children's literature. The book is so popular that children all over the world still enjoy reading it. Although the book has its share of fanciful and whimsical characters, the real heart of the story comes from Alice herself. She is a curious little girl who loves to explore her imagination and question everything she sees Read more

These quotes about alice-in-wonderland will help you appreciate this classic for what it truly is: one of the most charming books ever written.

It would be so nice if something made sense for...
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It would be so nice if something made sense for a change. Lewis Carroll
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It’s no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then. Lewis Carroll
Begin at the beginning,
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Begin at the beginning, " the King said, very gravely, "and go on till you come to the end: then stop. Lewis Carroll
Have i gone mad?im afraid so, but let me tell...
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Have i gone mad?im afraid so, but let me tell you something, the best people usualy are. Lewis Carroll
Take some more tea,
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Take some more tea, " the March Hare said to Alice, very earnestly." I've had nothing yet, " Alice replied in an offended tone, "so I can't take more." than nothing." opinion, " said Alice. Lewis Carroll
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Lastly, she pictured to herself how this same little sister of hers would, in the after-time, be herself a grown woman; and how she would keep, through all her riper years, the simple and loving heart of her childhood: and how she would gather about her other little children, and make their eyes bright and eager with many a strange tale, perhaps even with the dream of Wonderland of long ago: and how she would feel with all their simple sorrows, and find a pleasure in all their simple joys, remembering her own child-life, and the happy summer days. Lewis Carroll
What is the use of a book, ' thought Alice,...
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What is the use of a book, ' thought Alice, 'without pictures or conversations?'"- Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland, Ch. 1 Lewis Carroll
Cat: Where are you going? Alice: Which way should I...
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Cat: Where are you going? Alice: Which way should I go? Cat: That depends on where you are going. Alice: I don’t know. Cat: Then it doesn’t matter which way you go. Lewis Carroll
She generally gave herself very good advice (though she very...
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She generally gave herself very good advice (though she very seldom followed it), and sometimes she scolded herself so severely as to bring tears into her eyes; Lewis Carroll
Imagination is the only weapon in the war against reality.
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Imagination is the only weapon in the war against reality. Lewis Carroll
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It'll be no use their putting their heads down and saying "Come up again, dear! " I shall only look up and say "Who am I then? Tell me that first, and then, if I like being that person, I'll come up: if not, I'll stay down heretill I'm somebody else"--but, oh dear! ' cried Alice, with a sudden burstof tears, 'I do wish they WOULD put their heads down! I am so VERY tiredof being all alone here! Lewis Carroll
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If there is no meaning in it, " said the King, "that saves a world of trouble, you know, as we needn't try to find any. And yet I don't know. Lewis Carroll
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Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?"" That depends a good deal on where you want to get to."" I don't much care where —""Then it doesn't matter which way you go. Lewis Carroll
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Be yourself. Unless you can be a unicorn, In that case, you should always be a unicorn. Elle Lothlorien
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You can donate marrow for her, Alice Faye, you can’t cure her. You can win a poker tournament, but that won’t make her want to live. So I’ll ask you again: Who are you, and what are you doing here? Because Munny sure doesn’t want you to be her, and she wants someone to be out in the world living since she’s got the market cornered on dying right now. Elle Lothlorien
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I slump in my chair, thinking how a narcotic party of one is no party at all. Elle Lothlorien
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Aw, you’re nothing but heart, Mako. Nice valentine in your skull, by the way. Is that temporary or did the Tanaka-kai change their daimon to attract the Powerpuff Girls crowd? Elle Lothlorien
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If you ever pull a switcheroo like that again, Dee, I’m going to offer your boyfriend ten thousand dollars to make out with Alice for two minutes. Elle Lothlorien
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I think it would be prudent to advise you that due to extraordinary circumstances beyond our control, the original plan we had for participating in and extending the duration of the IPT Main Event has been drastically altered, specifically as it pertains to certain individuals competing– Elle Lothlorien
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I want to kiss my brother for being so tactful. Rabbit looks grateful as well, and I can only imagine what it would be like to trot out your embarrassing 'enjo kosai' problem in front of your sister, your former love-interest of a couple of weeks, and her two siblings. Elle Lothlorien
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Souris says you wanted to see me, so here I am. Talk quick before I decide to beat the shit out of you and throw your bloody carcass back across the International Date Line. Elle Lothlorien
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As you know, the International Poker Tour, by its own admission, knows very little about poker games, one of which ended tragically last week when an IPT-sanctioned tournament aboard a yacht in Australia accidentally used tarot cards instead of playing cards. That’s right, it’s true! Apparently no one noticed until someone laid down a full house and the dealer died. Elle Lothlorien
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Faye, if you got eaten by another shark, would you please at least have the decency to say so? My time is kind of limited, if you know what I’m sayin’. Elle Lothlorien
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Well, you played me, Rabbit. You played me, and it worked, and I’m not the kind of person to make the same mistake twice. Your whole life is a game, but you know what? I already have a life. Poker’s nothing to me but a goddamn deck of cards. Elle Lothlorien
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Turns out making a dramatic exit is a lot harder when you have to stand there and wait another twenty minutes for a boat to dock. Elle Lothlorien
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Enjoy your little run because there’s no way you get off this boat without her trying to slice your Achilles in half. Elle Lothlorien
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And just so you know–that winter forest we walked into first? That was from Through the Looking Glass too. Hey, if you’re going to saddle me with the blame for your overconsumption, at least get the book right. Elle Lothlorien
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Wait, and you had to ask him if Faye’s in danger? IF? Okay, first of all, I’m just going to admit that I didn’t know Japan had a Mafia, but I also didn’t know they got a Disney World. If someone gets an invitation from the Mafia, I’d say there’s potential for a bit of danger, wouldn’t you? I mean, am I the only one here who saw Goodfellas? Elle Lothlorien
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Right, 'the Queen of Hearts.' Sounds to me like you’re just one bitch in a whole pack of cards, baby. Elle Lothlorien
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The words ‘drink me’ come to mind. Anyone besides me up for some heavy alcohol consumption? Elle Lothlorien
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Oh, Alice, you haven’t even had a taste of my romantic streak yet. And when the time’s right I don’t think I’ll have to ‘try’ to have my way with you. I just WILL. Elle Lothlorien
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My help–it’s not a light switch you can turn on and off. My help starts right now, and after this point you don’t get to tell me that you don’t want it anymore. Understand? You had a chance to walk away, Alice, and you didn’t take it. Now it’s time to play the game. Elle Lothlorien
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Have you thrown ‘Why is a raven like a writing desk?’ at her yet? Elle Lothlorien
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For someone named Alice, you’re really not all that up on your Wonderland trivia. Elle Lothlorien
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Just keep it simple, Alice Faye. Remember how you taught yourself. Nothing’s different just because you’re on a yacht, or wearing a fancy dress. Or because you appear to have dropped acid and are now in the mirror room at the fun house. Elle Lothlorien
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I look around briefly at the other players like I always do before a game. Other than Queenie, Bill, and Talon, I don’t know any of them (and I don’t care enough about them to know them). But if there’s going to be any cordiality, any forced politeness or ‘Aw, shucks, let’s all just try to have a good time here tonight’ kind of blather, then now’s the time to get it out of the way before I get down to the business of screwing everyone out of their hopes and dreams. Elle Lothlorien
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You know what they say, Queenie: ALWAYS bet like you have a pair. Elle Lothlorien
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Pretty great view. You think they’d do something about the sharks. Elle Lothlorien
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Turns out rolling your eyes in a bar when ‘Land Down Under’ plays is like someone belching during the Star Spangled Banner in America. Elle Lothlorien
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Oh, yeah, that goatee is really unattractive. That definitely belongs on a much fatter man. Elle Lothlorien
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Are you saying that you need an attorney? For what? As far as I know, being a dick isn’t against the law in any country. Elle Lothlorien
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I don’t need to look at your primal, white-hot, mutant pirate eyes, big guy. Just forget that I’m there, and I’ll try to block out the fact that I ever met you. Basically we’ll just act like we do every day. Elle Lothlorien
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Are you referring to the day you instructed me to ‘follow the white rabbit, ’ plied me with absinthe and brownies, and tried to have your way with me? Didn’t take long for you to lose your romantic streak, did it? Elle Lothlorien
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Didn’t you read the invitation? There’s going to be a game in a little while--the big Twister game in an hour. Make sure you eat plenty of bread. Elle Lothlorien
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Oh, and Mr. Montgomery? I think I counted about four dozen important-sounding words and almost no substance at all in that explanation. I don’t think you should close the door on your diplomatic career entirely. Elle Lothlorien
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Don’t worry, little bunny, we only use our triplet telepathic powers for good. Elle Lothlorien
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Uh-oh, I hope he doesn’t start rattling off dirty limericks next; she’ll probably burn the hotel down. Elle Lothlorien
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Alice, I am the game, and trust me: you don’t want to play me. Elle Lothlorien
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Would you like to hear about the fascinating things lizards can do if you chew off their tails? Elle Lothlorien
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Remember that rabbit-proof fencing you told me about? You get that at a hardware store or is it special order? Elle Lothlorien