Quotes From "Withnail And I: The Original Screenplay" By Bruce Robinson

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Those with the money are eccentric. Those without, insane. Bruce Robinson
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Dostoyevsky described hell as perhaps nothing more than a room with a chair in it. This room has several chairs. A young man sits in one. Bruce Robinson
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We are indeed drifting into the arena of the unwell. Bruce Robinson
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I don't advise a haircut, man. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Hairs are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos, and transmit them directly into the brain. This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight. Bruce Robinson
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BALLS! We want the finest wines available to humanity. We want them HERE, and we want them NOW. Bruce Robinson