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I bring the girl to a museum, try to show her a little culture, and she turns a Chihuly into a giant phallus.Nicki Elson
2
You should seriously get a job planning dates for The Bachelor.Nicki Elson
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If you’re going to be a dickhead, at least have the courtesy of doing it while I have a drink in my hand so I can throw it in your face!Nicki Elson
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Free drinks have no carbs.Nicki Elson