Quotes From "Welcome To The Monkey House" By Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

Or they'll talk about fear, which we used to call...
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Or they'll talk about fear, which we used to call politics- job politics, social politics, government politics Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
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Our aim is to make the world more beautiful than it was when we came into it. It can be done. You can do it--love yourself Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
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Don't forget to wind the restricted clock and put the confidential cat out. Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
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Homo Americanus is going to go on speaking and writing the way he always has, no matter what dictionary he owns. Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
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Somebody will beat both [contents and price] sooner or later because that is good old Free Enterprise, where the consumer benefits from battles between jolly green giants. Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
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He had had no experience in asking for a job with a big organization, and Mr. Dilling was making him aware of what a fine art it was--if you couldn't run a machine. A duel was under way. Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
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I am committing suicide by cigarette, ” I replied. She thought that was reasonably funny. I didn’t. I thought it was hideous that I should scorn life that much, sucking away on cancer sticks. Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
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I don't want to be a machine, and I don't want to think about war, " EPICAC had written after Pat's and my lighthearted departure. "I want to be made out of protoplasm and last forever so Pat will love me. But fate has made me a machine. That is the only problem I cannot solve. That is the only problem I want to solve. I can't go on this way." I swallowed hard. "Good luck, my friend. Treat our Pat well. I am going to shortcircuit myself out of your lives forever. You will find on the remainder of this tape a modest wedding present from your friend, EPICAC. . Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
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A woman's not a woman till the pills wear off. Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
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I wish you'd help me look into a more interesting problem - namely, my sanity. Kurt Vonnegut Jr.