Quotes From "Warbreaker" By Brandon Sanderson

You're a very difficult person to manipulate, you know."" Nonsense, " he said. "You just have to promise me that I won't have to do a thing, and then I'll do anything you want."" Anything?"" Anything that doesn't require doing anything."" That's nothing, then."" Is it?"" Yes."" Well, that's something. Brandon Sanderson

A person knows when they’re in darkness, even when they can’t see. -Nightblood Brandon Sanderson

Llarimar had told him to do his best. That sounded like an awful lot of work. Unfortunately, doing nothing was beginning to seem like even MORE work. Brandon Sanderson

Do I need to wriggle my breasts at you again?"" No, please. I don't know if I'd be able to stand the theological debate that would follow. Brandon Sanderson

You want to be competent? she thought. You want to learn to be in control of what goes on around you, rather than just being pushed around? Then you’ll have to learn to deal with failure. Brandon Sanderson

And are you going to explain why you consider competing with me to be the most sincere form of compliment?” “Of course I am, ” Lightsong said. “My dear, have you ever known me to make an inflammatorily ridiculous statement without providing an equally ridiculous explanation to substantiate it?” “Of course not, ” she agreed. “You are nothing if not exhaustive in your self-congratulatory made-up logic.” “I am rather exceptional in that regard. Brandon Sanderson

The truth is, most people who do what you'd call 'wrong' do it for what they call 'right' reasons. Brandon Sanderson

Reason like a sphere? What type of reasoning does a wooden sphere do?"" The circular type, I should think. And, by coincidence, it is my favorite type as well. Perhaps that's why I'm so good at the game. Brandon Sanderson

You don't really get to choose. We worship you, and that makes you our God. Brandon Sanderson

My life to yours. My breath beecome yours. Brandon Sanderson

My life to yours. My breath become yours. Brandon Sanderson

Why, if you only knew the secrets to which I'm p Brandon Sanderson

So.. wait. You're saying that on the other side―where I obviously believed in the other side― I realized that if I Returned I wouldn't believe in the other side, so I came back with the purpose of discovering faith in the other side, which I only lost because I Returned in the first place?" Llarimar paused. Then he smiled. "That last one breaks down a little bit in the face of logic, doesn't it? . Brandon Sanderson

It was rather difficult to throw a game when you had no idea what you were doing to win it in the first place. Brandon Sanderson

Lightsong met the man's eyes, then smiled broadly, looking down at the God King. "My life to yours, " Lifesong said. "My breath become yours. Brandon Sanderson

More wine, " Lightsong said, raising his cup." You can't get drunk, Your Grace, " Llarimar noted. "Your body is immune to all toxins."" I know, " Lightsong said as a lesser servant filled his cup. "But trust me– I'm quite good at pretending. Brandon Sanderson

Lightsong had never bothered to learn the rules. He found it more amusing to play when he had no idea what he was doing. Brandon Sanderson