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You have a travel vibrator, so I assume you call this one your house vibrator. Store one in your dashboard for a car vibrator too? What about your desk at work? And do they each have their own name, or is it like George Foreman’s kids — Vibrizzio one, Vibrizzio two…Nicki Elson
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What exactly does that expression even mean? An ass that won’t quit? Think about the primary function of an ass– I’d think that’s the sort of thing you might want to quit.Nicki Elson
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One day she was going to be found dead mid-hump on a polyurethane phallusNicki Elson
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Vibrizzio? You named it! Okay, this isn’t even close to healthy.Nicki Elson
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Just because he’s a guy doesn’t mean he and I can’t be just friends.” “And just because you don’t have to insert batteries into him doesn’t mean you can’t be more.Nicki Elson
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Does getting nailed by a werewolf count as bestiality?Nicki Elson
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That’s all women need men for? Sperm, a paycheck, and free flights?Nicki Elson
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My imagination plus Vibrizzio is not only equal to but also greater than a real man. Why should I settle for second best?Nicki Elson
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Some of us feel the need to experience life before bending to the will of an arcane society.Nicki Elson
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In what way did your parents screw up to make you the woman you are today?Nicki Elson
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Oh.” It was one those ohs that came packed with layers of meaning – none of which merely meant oh.Nicki Elson
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He’s so outta my league, we’re not even playing the same sport… He’s professional soccer in Europe and I’m intramural badminton in the States.Nicki Elson