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I felt bad for the girls in my school, who flocked to prom like it was the second coming of Christ, complete with double-rainbows and unicorns.G.G. Silverman
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I never intended to become a zombie huntress; I had only intended to protest prom, high school’s last bastion of patriarchal society.G.G. Silverman
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This is what my high school life had become–a horror show of epic, mind-fuck proportions.G.G. Silverman
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Even as zombies, ridiculous prom gowns were the downfall of teenage girls, crippling them at the knees.G.G. Silverman
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If she did bitch-slap me, I'd bitch-slap her right back, but I resented the word bitch and all its familiar forms, as it was degrading to women and dogs everywhere.G.G. Silverman
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Listen up, Little Miss Fun Hater. Off the record, if it wasn't for our school's strict but smarmy anti-bullying laws, I would bitch-slap you into next summer.G.G. Silverman