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Excuses are like butt holes everyone has 'em and they all stink.Lois Greiman
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If money don't buy happiness, what the hell does?Lois Greiman
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Matrimony and firefighting. They ain't for cowards.Lois Greiman
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A friend is someone who will bike to the ice cream shop with you, even when you don't look so good.Lois Greiman
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If at 1st you don't succeed, stretch out on your La-Z-Boy with a six-pack and a porn flick. Y' still won't succeed, but you sure as hell won't give a shift.Lois Greiman
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Let us talk about oxymoron, common sense, for instance.Lois Greiman
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Lust and love. They both put a fire in your damn shorts.Lois Greiman
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Celibacy sucks, no pun intended.Lois Greiman
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I'd rather be pissed off then pissed on.Lois Greiman
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It is far better to know the painful truth than to live with a kindly falsehood.Lois Greiman
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Sometimes stupid is crime enough.Lois Greiman
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Men have two outstanding features--their brains and their genitalia. Unfortunately, both rarely function simultaneously.Lois Greiman
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There are lots of fish in the sea. Some are sharks, some are angels, and some are bottom feeders.Lois Greiman
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Love makes the world go around, but so does a gallon of vodka and a box of Cuban cigars.Lois Greiman