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Who ends up with their first real boyfriend? Yeah, no one.- CourtneyLauren Barnholdt
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Or maybe I, like, cuddle raped him or something.Lauren Barnholdt
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Because she left him a MySpace message that was semi-flirty, and then today he was very vague about what he was doing. So I headed over to his house and waited outside until he left. And now he’s at McDonald’s, and I’m following him to see where else he’s going.” MySpace is seriously going to be responsible for everyone losing their minds.Lauren Barnholdt
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When people start liking people, that’s when someone has the ability to get hurt.Lauren Barnholdt
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The information age is so psychotic — without the cell phone and Internet, I would be drama free right now.Lauren Barnholdt
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I just have a hard time with small talk. My friend Jocelyn says I'm too quiet. But I'm really not quiet. I just tend to come across that way to new people because I don't like to talk first. What if the other person doesn't want to be bothered?Lauren Barnholdt
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A) he's late. b) he's acting like an asshole and blowing me off. c)he's gotten into a horrible car crash that's left dead. The most likely answer is A. (We went to prom together, and the limo had to wait in his driveway for half an hour. At the end of the night, we got charged for an extra hour. He- read: his parents- paid for it, but still.)Lauren Barnholdt
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People come and go, in and out of each other’s lives like it’s nothing. So I don’t know how/why this should be a big deal.Lauren Barnholdt
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Emotional attachments are messy. They end with broken hearts and stalking.Lauren Barnholdt
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I mean, scamming on guys on the Internet? I thought that was only for forty-year-old divorcees who Photoshop their pictures in an effort to appear younger and thinner.Lauren Barnholdt