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I know every guy here, and they’re all pretty much jerks.Nicki Elson
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You’re supposed to pinch yourself — not the one you’re dreaming about.Nicki Elson
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Was she on some sort of Candid Camera version of This is Your Sucky Love Life?Nicki Elson
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I’m not sitting back here with another dude while there are two perfectly doable females in the car.Nicki Elson
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It was simply a matter of asking him to remove the tie from his head before he made love to her.Nicki Elson
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The Old Testament is actually pretty raunchy. You might enjoy it.Nicki Elson
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She was starting to think that it might be fun to be in control of the universe.Nicki Elson
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It’s like a meatloaf.Nicki Elson