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They say you should treat your body like a temple. I treat mine like a fast-moving dumpster.Matthew Inman
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Running a race assigns a point to a sport that often feels very pointless. It's an exuberant payoff to months of tedium. It's a way of crafting an end boss for a particularly cumbersome video game. It's a fun, monstrous reason to keep putting one foot in front of the other. So, do yourself a favor: go build a monster.Matthew Inman