Quotes From "The Secret History Of The Pink Carnation" By Lauren Willig

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Tell them I have the headache--no, the plague! I need something nice and contagious. Lauren Willig
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LIPID (Last Idiot Person I Dated) syndrome: a largely undiagnosed but pervasive disease that afflicts single women. Lauren Willig
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It would be, like all of Pammy's parties, hot and crowded and filled with impossibly glamorous people with hip bones so sharp they could qualify as concealed weapons. Lauren Willig
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Amy wondered if Bonaparte could declare war on Miss Gwen alone without breaking his peace with England Lauren Willig