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I’m making a list of when it’s acceptable for a pirate to cry. […] So far I’ve got: one - when holding a seagull covered in oil. Two - when singing a shanty that reminds him of orphans. Three - when confronted with the unremitting loneliness of the human condition. Four - chops. I’ve just written the word ‘chops’. Not really sure where I was going with that one. Any ideas?Gideon Defoe
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In his time the Pirate Captain had made a number of dramatic entrances of his own — not always intentional it had to be said, as quite often they were the result of him accidentally setting himself on fire — but even he had to admit that Cutlass Liz’s dramatic entrance set an extremely high dramatic-entrance standard.Gideon Defoe