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There is no greater power than that of a laugh and happiness is a force which can save a person from the horrors of the world.Hillary DePiano
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It's like a fairy tale... on crack!Hillary DePiano
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I really don’t get this whole oranges thing. It’s like, does he want to eat them or go out with them?Hillary DePiano
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Well, what do you know? Fakespeare!Hillary DePiano
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CREONTA: Rope! My rope! Hang those two thieves by the neck until they are dead. T H E ROPE: Alack, but vile and ill-natured female! Upon wherein did thine affections tarry when I didst but lie here and rot for many a year? Nay, but those fellows tooketh care to remove the wetness that didst plagueth me of late and hath laid me upon the cool ground to revel in a state of dryness. Nay, I wouldst not delay them in their noble course for all thine base and bestial howling. C R E O N T A: Then, you, dearest donkey, precious beast of burden, tear those two apart and eat their flesh! D O N K E Y: Nay, but alas for many a season didst you but keep the food of the tummy from me and my mouth when it was that I required it of you. These fine gentlemen of fortune didst but give me carrots of which to partake which I did most verily and forthsoothe with merriment. I havest decided that thou dost suck most verily and no longer will I layth the smackth down in thine name but will rather let such gentlemen as these go free of themselves. TRUFFALDINO: [To the audience.] Well, what do you know? Fakespeare!.Hillary DePiano